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OfflineBroly
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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: bass head]
    #23463325 - 07/21/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Lol i don't care, more pussy for me ..

Keep masturbating by yourself

Semen retention makes your voice deeper and women can actually sense the manliness...

thus why theirs betas and alphas.


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: Broly]
    #23463328 - 07/21/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Broly said:
Ye I get females, I've had blow jobs where I felt like my soul is leaving my body.






Quote:

Matthew 5:28English Standard Version (ESV)

28 But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.




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InvisibleEminence
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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: Broly] * 2
    #23463334 - 07/21/16 05:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl:

"Yeahhh bitch, take that soul, you want my soul on your face or your tits?"


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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: bass head]
    #23463337 - 07/21/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:drunkdriver: :trollcop: Even drunk trailer park supervisors and cops wanna learn how to grow shrooms man.


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InvisibleCrixalis
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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: Broly]
    #23463342 - 07/21/16 05:29 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Broly said:
I'm actually about to set up a three some




Wow, dude.

I actually thought you were a true believer until you disrespected yourself.

You think Jesus would condone you thrusting your shaft into two different women?

Can you briefly explain what it feels like to have your soul exiting your body?


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Offlinebass head
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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: Broly]
    #23463346 - 07/21/16 05:29 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

congratulations but putting people down because they've mastered the art of masturbation won't get you anywhere.  haven't you seen There's Something About Mary?  and this threesome you speak of, after claiming that masturbation is gay.  isn't a threesome gay as well?  or does it only apply to men in your pseudo-religious mindset that i'm beginning to become more acquainted with by the minute.  but back to the topic, don't stress over monitors on a site like this.  if they're here you can't stop them.  but what you can do is educate people on the importance of typing with a purpose.  i'd recommend you start with yourself


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OfflineBroly
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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23463354 - 07/21/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I know this.... what's your point . Im a mortal man and so iim a sinner...


I pray everyday for forgiveness...


I like pussy there's nothing wrong with that... i don't ever thibkof having sex with a woman anymore bbecause that's a grievous act.

I chill with females and most the time we hook up ... so?


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: Broly] * 1
    #23463355 - 07/21/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Broly, you've intrigued me with this revelation that Dark_Star is a shill/government disinformation agent.  Can you please explain to me how you came to that conclusion?


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Offlinebass head
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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23463368 - 07/21/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

he's already switched topics to his fascination with not masturbating and banging 2 chicks at once


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InvisibleCrixalis
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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23463373 - 07/21/16 05:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Don't answer Burke, OP!

Obviously an operation to reveal ur location and re-wire your brain!

Plead the 5th, man.

Delete the thread, abandon ship...

It's all over, now.

:feelsparanoidman:


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InvisibleEminence
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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: Broly]
    #23463375 - 07/21/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

How do you not think about sex with women when you just said you're about to set up a threesome? Are you implying you're setting up an all man threesome?


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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: Broly]
    #23463380 - 07/21/16 05:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Broly said:
I love the shroomery but... There are obvious government agents with shroomery accounts providing disinformation and I have a gut feeling who they are....




koods


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: Broly]
    #23463382 - 07/21/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Broly said:
I know this.... what's your point . Im a mortal man and so iim a sinner...


I pray everyday for forgiveness...


I like pussy there's nothing wrong with that... i don't ever thibkof having sex with a woman anymore bbecause that's a grievous act.

I chill with females and most the time we hook up ... so?



Nothing wrong with any of that. I'm just pointing out the obvious to get you off your pseudo-religious nit picky high horse. You are no more "full of Jesus" than the rest of us heathens.

You rant about homophobic shit all the time, yet don't mind having a threesome with more than one women. Hypocritical to say the least, not that there is anything wrong with a threesome or homosexual people. It's a reflection on your own misunderstanding of the shit you preach though.


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OfflineBroly
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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: Crixalis]
    #23463383 - 07/21/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I might go through with it idk yet.

It's one of those things though... who can say no to a three some.

We shall see what occurs.

i was high off my shifts both times I've gotten head that good. The last time though was unreal... it felt like something beyond pleasure i felt fucking enveloped in the whole experience, very hard to explain.

but when i finally busted a nut it was the most amazing feeling beyond words. She kept going and swallowed. I mean i was physically like shaking.....  it's kind of like the psychedelic experience very hard to explain. Plus i was high off kratom and weed so not easy to ezplain.


The kratom amplified things i feel like.


and of course not but jesus and god are very merciful , and i pray all the time. The jesus prayer to be specific, the cleansing of the heart.

God knows my true intentions , so do not judge brother because he who judges will be judged by jesus and god.


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InvisibleEminence
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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #23463386 - 07/21/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You know, if there actually were any government shills here, I'd have to agree that Koods would be one of them :lol:


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OfflineBroly
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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: Crixalis]
    #23463387 - 07/21/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I have him ignored , what exactly is he saying? Lmao

I'm not afraid the only reason I even have the balls to expose these shills is because they can't touch me....

I'm protected by jesus ... jesus will protect me from any worldy evil...

Many times he's protected me and will continue to do so.

no government can harm me because God is sovereign and the devil must follow his rules.

Im with god and jesus. Im safe (:


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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: Eminence] * 3
    #23463389 - 07/21/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Broly have you made any more shitty rap music lately?


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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #23463397 - 07/21/16 05:45 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Fuck off

Let's not divert the problem at hand...


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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23463400 - 07/21/16 05:45 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

lol u just compared busting a nut with a psychedelic experience and then further validate your authenticity by claiming that it's "hard to explain".  all the while apparently forgetting that it's not in the nature of a true homophobe to describe their own orgasms infront of others.  it's evident now that you're either a troll, a fed, or a very confused younger individual that seeks gratification through attention-grabbing acts such as this


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InvisibleEminence
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Re: i love the shroomery but.... [Re: Broly]
    #23463403 - 07/21/16 05:45 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Do you find this video hilarious like I do?



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