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sanchothestoner
Satan's Grandson



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Re: if you could meet one shroomerite [Re: Starstepper]
#23465429 - 07/22/16 09:41 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Starstepper said: I could see malcom and me carrying sancho out of the brewery cuz he is so fucked up haha.
Sancho you know where I live dude. Fio
LOL naw, ask any shroomerite i've met. i can handle my shit.
i know you live in norcal. is fio a town? is that close to humboldt?
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Shroomslip
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If I had to pick just one, probably Malcolm. He seems to be the most like me and the one it'd be the least awkward to meet.
For the record I'm pretty boring in person. I'm a very quiet and reserved person in real life. I'm not good with small talk. The internet affords me the ability to think about what I want to say before you see it. In real life conversation my brain works the same but as there is no "pause button" on real life, it translates to long silences. Often I only think of what I want to say when the moment has passed and the person has moved onto a new subject . I also generally need to know you for a pretty long time before I'll actually open up and be more like who I am on the boards. We could talk through PMs every day for 5 years and the second it came time to meet in person all that goes out the window.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??


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Re: if you could meet one shroomerite [Re: Shroomslip] 8
#23465452 - 07/22/16 09:50 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I do kinda want to meet JFT. I kinda imagine it playing out like Hitch. I'm obviously gonna be Will Smith and he can be the psychotic mentally ill version of Kevin James.
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Sophistic Radiance
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Re: if you could meet one shroomerite [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#23465458 - 07/22/16 09:52 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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-------------------- Enlil said: You really are the worst kind of person.
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Shroomslip
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Re: if you could meet one shroomerite [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 1
#23465459 - 07/22/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Plot twist: Allegra is played by TheMovement.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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sanchothestoner
Satan's Grandson



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Re: if you could meet one shroomerite [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#23465463 - 07/22/16 09:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: I do kinda want to meet JFT. I kinda imagine it playing out like Hitch. I'm obviously gonna be Will Smith and he can be the psychotic mentally ill version of Kevin James.
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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Re: if you could meet one shroomerite [Re: Shroomslip] 2
#23465468 - 07/22/16 09:55 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Plot twist: Allegra is played by TheMovement.

-------------------- Enlil said: You really are the worst kind of person.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: if you could meet one shroomerite [Re: Shroomslip]
#23465479 - 07/22/16 09:58 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Plot twist: Allegra is played by TheMovement.

LOL
That is so fucked up in so many ways. Hopefully he wears the same dress he was sporting in PoP
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Re: if you could meet one shroomerite [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#23465503 - 07/22/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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They're both new to this Bi-sexual thing, you'd be doing a great service helping them find true love. That's what the movie is about in the end.
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Cowb0yNeal00


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sanchothestoner said: who would it be?
my hands are tied between nealy squealy and mommasmurf. they're def on top of my list.
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sanchothestoner
Satan's Grandson



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Re: if you could meet one shroomerite [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] 1
#23465508 - 07/22/16 10:07 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Cowb0yNeal00 said:
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sanchothestoner said: who would it be?
my hands are tied between nealy squealy and mommasmurf. they're def on top of my list.

-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


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Re: if you could meet one shroomerite [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#23465520 - 07/22/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Its hard to pick just one. If I had the option though Id stack the deck with Niffla, pirate blues, malcolm, and Asante. Nice spread of personalities to keep things entertaining.
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Burke Dennings
baby merchant

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Everyone wants to chill with Malcolm, but I know it's just so that they can truthfully tell other people that they're not racist, that they have a black friend. I'm gonna hang out with Malcolm and take a bunch of selfies with him for that reason.
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Moonshoe
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Re: if you could meet one shroomerite [Re: bryguy27007]
#23465532 - 07/22/16 10:15 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Send me a PM if you are ever passing through central Canada bryguy! 
Same to you Hex .
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Re: if you could meet one shroomerite [Re: Moonshoe] 1
#23465537 - 07/22/16 10:16 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I wanna meet sanchoweeen and buest
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Burke Dennings
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Re: if you could meet one shroomerite [Re: Moonshoe] 1
#23465540 - 07/22/16 10:19 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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You didn't think either of them were "safe" before. Why the change of heart? Probably because you know no one ever goes to Canada.
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Shroomslip
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Burke Dennings said: Everyone wants to chill with Malcolm, but I know it's just so that they can truthfully tell other people that they're not racist, that they have a black friend. I'm gonna hang out with Malcolm and take a bunch of selfies with him for that reason.
But I'm not racist. I've had lots of black friends. I'm a good person damnit.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??


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Burke Dennings said: Everyone wants to chill with Malcolm, but I know it's just so that they can truthfully tell other people that they're not racist, that they have a black friend. I'm gonna hang out with Malcolm and take a bunch of selfies with him for that reason.
Mycosis is scared to come to Atlanta because he doesn't know many places that aren't "hood." Hopefully I can change his mind
-------------------- I'm stupid, Enlil is smart. I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful. I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.
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Sheekle
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Re: if you could meet one shroomerite [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 1
#23465548 - 07/22/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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ur not popular
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Burke Dennings said: Everyone wants to chill with Malcolm, but I know it's just so that they can truthfully tell other people that they're not racist, that they have a black friend. I'm gonna hang out with Malcolm and take a bunch of selfies with him for that reason.
I get the feeling most people think im super racist, so that wouldnt exactly work in my favour.
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