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quick court question
    #23460636 - 07/20/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I have court this friday and i need to bring in proof of insurance so i can get it dropped. Thing is, i procrastinate and never got insurance on my truck.

Im thinking about telling them the truck broke down and i got rid of it, but i will let them know i have insurance on my car which i drive now. (i dont drive it. That's a lie.)

Think i could get it dropped?


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding]
    #23460645 - 07/20/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

The car and the insurance is in my name.


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding]
    #23460646 - 07/20/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:facepalm:


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Re: quick court question [Re: Anahata]
    #23460652 - 07/20/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

What?


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding]
    #23460678 - 07/20/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Sorry I don't have info or advice. But lying and procrastination is not a good approach to get out of whatever trouble you have found yourself in.


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Re: quick court question [Re: Anahata]
    #23460695 - 07/20/16 08:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding]
    #23460715 - 07/20/16 08:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I don't feel like giving my advice. You might Not Respond


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding] * 1
    #23460775 - 07/20/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I hope they suspend your license for 6 months or more and give you points on your driving record.

It's the cocksuckers like you that drive around with no insurance and cause accidents that make everyone else who does pay rates go up.

Pay your insurance bill you shitmop


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Re: quick court question [Re: MightyWhite]
    #23460911 - 07/20/16 09:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

They will probably just fine you. If you lie they might lock you up. I think its illegal to have a registered car that isn't insured and they can look your car up and see if its insured or if you have sold it.

Start being responsible. It takes 15min to get insurance online, maybe 30min if you go into the office. In the time it took you to make this thread and check it you could have already had insurance


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Re: quick court question *DELETED* [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #23460989 - 07/20/16 10:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding]
    #23461028 - 07/20/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

They would very easily be able to tell if your story is accurate or not. Even if they did buy this story (you know, because it's so ingenious I don't think anyone's ever tried that before) they would still need verification. They're not just gonna take your word that you had the insurance at the time you received the ticket but now don't have the vehicle or the insurance. They're either going to just look themselves or tell you to come back with some official document from your insurance provider showing you had the insurance at the time.

So no, your plan won't work. Not even a chance in hell it will.


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding] * 2
    #23461054 - 07/20/16 10:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Not Responding said:
I have court this friday and i need to bring in proof of insurance so i can get it dropped. Thing is, i procrastinate and never got insurance on my truck.

Im thinking about telling them the truck broke down and i got rid of it, but i will let them know i have insurance on my car which i drive now. (i dont drive it. That's a lie.)

Think i could get it dropped?




Look, kid. This isnt convincing your mom to forget about the 20 bucks you owe her. The judge is going to look you dead in the eye and tell you to bring the paper or pay the fuck up.


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Re: quick court question [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23461284 - 07/21/16 12:12 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
So no, your plan won't work.  Not even a chance in hell it will.



Theoretically op could
1. Photoshop insurance card(small town company would probably work best)

2. Have phone number linked to a secure phone.

3. Have friend waiting to respond if they call.

....again just theory.

Edit: just to be clear I agree with everyone in that you should do the right thing.


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Edited by spirit_shadow (07/21/16 12:14 AM)


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding]
    #23461771 - 07/21/16 06:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

a time machine would be the best option.


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding]
    #23461772 - 07/21/16 06:48 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Aren't you that guy who trolled about screwing his sister?

Call the general and you can get insurance today!


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Re: quick court question [Re: Sun King]
    #23462156 - 07/21/16 09:37 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

just tell them its none of their damn buisness what you do
fuck da man
you burnt the truck because you got drunk and got to feeling spunky, and quit your to live on your farm


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Re: quick court question [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23462168 - 07/21/16 09:40 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
So no, your plan won't work.  Not even a chance in hell it will.



Theoretically op could
1. Photoshop insurance card(small town company would probably work best)

2. Have phone number linked to a secure phone.

3. Have friend waiting to respond if they call.

....again just theory.





in reality, OP could go incur more charges for forgery and fraud if he attempted this


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Re: quick court question [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23462174 - 07/21/16 09:43 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
So no, your plan won't work.  Not even a chance in hell it will.



Theoretically op could
1. Photoshop insurance card(small town company would probably work best)

2. Have phone number linked to a secure phone.

3. Have friend waiting to respond if they call.

....again just theory.





in reality, OP could go incur more charges for forgery and fraud if he attempted this



Thats why I said theoretically lol


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding]
    #23462200 - 07/21/16 09:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

In my state an uninsured, registered vehicle owner must surrender that vehicle's tags or face license suspension,
( + $100. reinstatement fee) just sayin'

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Re: quick court question [Re: vinsue]
    #23464125 - 07/21/16 09:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I wonder what pokemon will be catchable at the court house...


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding]
    #23464167 - 07/21/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I wonder what pokemon will be catchable at the court house...



:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: quick court question [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23466452 - 07/22/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I was able to create a document using old insurance cards. I was even able to transfer the geico image to the new document. I am now insured until 01/22/2017 and it was all for free. Even got the charges dropped.

On top of that, i caught a pikachu cp1849

:rocketcrotch:


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Re: quick court question [Re: Sanguin3]
    #23466458 - 07/22/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Sanguin3 said:
They'll be able to check if you've sold the truck or not if it was ever registered to you. If you didn't have insurance on it at the time you got the ticket there's probably no way out of it.




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Re: quick court question [Re: Bobabouy]
    #23466557 - 07/22/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Besides the fact that i did get out of it. She looked at my paper, said ok, and then i saw the judge. He dropped the tail gating charge.

:lookslucrative:


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding]
    #23470365 - 07/23/16 07:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Wow...


No bitchy, snooty, arrogant, simple minded, comments? Has shroomery finally bounced all the druggie youngsters?

Good riddance.


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding]
    #23470368 - 07/23/16 07:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Why, are you fishing for some?


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Re: quick court question [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23470378 - 07/23/16 07:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I am. My chick never came home last night after going out with a couple old friends from high school. One being an ex...

Im 11 beers deep...


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding]
    #23470396 - 07/23/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Definitely getting banged. But what can you expect?

Happy to hear you didn't go to prison, mate


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Re: quick court question [Re: plasma]
    #23470402 - 07/23/16 07:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Its fucked because she promised she wouldnt cheat on me with him again... I trusted her...


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding]
    #23470405 - 07/23/16 07:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Its about to be 9 and shes still not back from last night.


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding]
    #23470406 - 07/23/16 07:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Damn dude, sorry to hear that. That's pretty shitty.


Since you're fishing for some arrogant, simple minded comments though, I got one for you.

"Would you say she's... Not Responding?"

But no, that's shitty. Don't drink yourself too deep. You're free to hook up with anyone now. That's a plus.


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Re: quick court question [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23470411 - 07/23/16 07:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Well, while I was in prison my now ex girlfriend left me for some new guy. As soon as I got out she literally dumped their 2 year relationship instantly to try and resume a relationship with me.

It's perplexing to me how some women can "turn OFF" feelings towards one guy immediately and just jump ship onto something new with nothing on the conscience


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Re: quick court question [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23470415 - 07/23/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I knoww where she might br. Its only about 15 mileas from here. I should bbe ok to drice


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding]
    #23470418 - 07/23/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

If she's like that then she's an asshole and you're better off. I wouldn't have stuck around after the first time and I for sure would have left the second she insisted on hanging out with him again. Don't drink yourself away it just leads to a shitty place. Whatever the circumstances, what she's left you with is unfair and you don't deserve that. Hope you feel better soon.


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding]
    #23470422 - 07/23/16 07:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I knoww where she might br. Its only about 15 mileas from here. I should bbe ok to drice



Naw dude, stay at home. 11 beers deep is a DUI waiting to happen (I've had one, they are not worth it), and then you will be in jail for the night. If you made it over there, then what? Cut the poisonous relationship if this has happened before already. You're better off without her.


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding]
    #23470427 - 07/23/16 07:55 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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I knoww where she might br. Its only about 15 mileas from here. I should bbe ok to drice



Please don't.


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Re: quick court question [Re: Not Responding]
    #23470484 - 07/23/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:Trollface:


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