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LobsterSauce


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Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit 1
#23460048 - 07/20/16 04:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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IN a stirring address to the American people, a shattered looking US president Barack Obama admitted his patience with America had been exhausted and confirmed he was ‘done with their bullshit’.
 “I tried, I really did, but you guys don’t make it easy,” Obama said as he confirmed he was just going to lock himself away in the Oval office until the remainder of his presidential term was up in January.
In recent weeks, America has been affected by a number of high profile tragedies involving firearms and the loss of life, which is something the president would have been able to deal with only for yet more bullshit to come along, causing him further distress.
“I had to endorse someone for president the other day who, if she wasn’t who she is, would be in jail, and I had to do that because there’s a nut job in a toupee trying to get hold of the nuclear codes,” Obama passionately and rather sternly said, as his voice began to rise in anger.
“And a lot of you guys are voting for that wacko. I’m done, I’m frankly done with all your bullshit America,” Obama added now shouting.
Obama, a shadow of the figure who took office 8 years ago, may have had the news of whistleblower Chelsea Manning’s suicide attempt on his conscience too, as well as frustration at Republicans desire to restrict women’s access to abortions and basic healthcare as well as having no desire to update gun restrictions.
“This is officially someone else’s mess to clean the fuck up,” Obama concluded, speaking of the greatest nation on Earth. http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/07/08/obama-officially-done-with-americas-bullshit/
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Re: Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit [Re: LobsterSauce] 1
#23460054 - 07/20/16 04:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23460058 - 07/20/16 04:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's it?! When is Barrack going to strangle some fools?
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Re: Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit [Re: GrandPoobah] 1
#23460110 - 07/20/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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GrandPoobah said: That's it?! When is Barrack going to strangle some fools?
If he does, I hope it looks like Darth Vader's strangle hold. A bad ass jedi president is just what this Philip K Dickian country needs.
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Re: Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit [Re: Faustoid] 5
#23460152 - 07/20/16 04:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#23460156 - 07/20/16 05:01 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Being prez is hard on a man.
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Re: Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit [Re: Le_Canard] 2
#23460168 - 07/20/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Didn't this puppet make a promise to label GMOs and all kinds of other bullshit while he was campaigning?
Now that I think about it, I'm done with his bullshit! I'm locking myself away in my bedroom until January! Take that Obama
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Re: Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit [Re: Kush_Zombie] 1
#23460171 - 07/20/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Obama promised all sorts of shit, just like every other career politician, he lied
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Re: Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit [Re: hostileuniverse]
#23460173 - 07/20/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah. Just looks like another mainstream news story to talk about...but I'm digging it so here I am. I'm still glad he said it.
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Re: Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit [Re: OhMrJohnson] 8
#23460177 - 07/20/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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OhMrJohnson said:

Even his suit got more depressing.
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Re: Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit [Re: LobsterSauce] 1
#23460251 - 07/20/16 05:45 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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in other words, "I'm a failure and it's your fault".
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Re: Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit [Re: Sun King] 4
#23460300 - 07/20/16 06:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I feel like this is satire
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Re: Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23460324 - 07/20/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's amusing because it is almost believable...
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Re: Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit [Re: OhMrJohnson] 1
#23460339 - 07/20/16 06:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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OhMrJohnson said:

That's what happens when you decide to stop smoking cigarette at the same time you're President.
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Re: Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23460410 - 07/20/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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No way he said this.
He might think this, but he won't say it, least not as pres.
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Re: Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit [Re: Kush_Zombie]
#23460411 - 07/20/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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WOW! that's interesting.....! what's next... lol.
Edited by jonahqkline (07/20/16 07:24 PM)
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Re: Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23460819 - 07/20/16 09:20 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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LobsterSauce said: Obama, a shadow of the figure who took office 8 years ago
he was an empty suit back this so this is progress
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Re: Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23460852 - 07/20/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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If I had a video of him saying that word for word I'd say he finally grew some balls .
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