|
Citizen X
Call me Pepper,,

Registered: 01/19/14
Posts: 7,787
Loc: Djibouti
|
How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea?
#23458738 - 07/20/16 08:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Got some Yerba Mate Tea but it's kinda shitty tasting. I want to enjoy it, does anybody have any suggestions on making this ass juice taste better?
--------------------
Rate me here
|
twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 5 minutes, 36 seconds
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Citizen X]
#23458756 - 07/20/16 08:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Uhhhhhh.... the proper way to drink is you get a bombilla with a filtered straw, fill the gourd like 2/3rds with mate, pour a little cold water in just to moisten it, then pour boiling water in, only enough for a few sips and repeat.
Mate is fucking bomb though 
Definitely not a prissy sugary drink though, way earthy 
|
Apostle
Philanthropist



Registered: 12/12/09
Posts: 31,501
Loc: FL
Last seen: 1 year, 23 days
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: twighead]
#23458811 - 07/20/16 08:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I add sugar to mine.
I love mate and have some pretty cool gourds from Argentina.
Admittedly i haven't had it in a bit.
Coffee is my go to.
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: twighead]
#23458953 - 07/20/16 09:19 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
twighead said: Uhhhhhh.... the pretentious hippie/hipster way to drink is you get a bombilla with a filtered straw
I fixed that for you
|
Apostle
Philanthropist



Registered: 12/12/09
Posts: 31,501
Loc: FL
Last seen: 1 year, 23 days
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23458961 - 07/20/16 09:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I mean you could argue that drinking mate is "hipster" but there really isn't a better way to drink it if you are going to.
Even with the straw i get some pieces coming through.
|
plasma
ɹoʇɐɹǝpoɯ

Registered: 09/17/08
Posts: 10,001
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Apostle]
#23459019 - 07/20/16 09:42 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I'll usually just funnel it into my bum-bum because it tastes like doodie
|
Apostle
Philanthropist



Registered: 12/12/09
Posts: 31,501
Loc: FL
Last seen: 1 year, 23 days
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: plasma]
#23459046 - 07/20/16 09:51 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I did molly up my bum-bum and the whole process was very homo-erotic.
|
spirit_shadow
Feature not a bug



Registered: 08/15/11
Posts: 25,674
Last seen: 4 hours, 1 minute
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Apostle]
#23459056 - 07/20/16 09:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Put mushrooms in it.
-------------------- ERROR 418 IM A TEAPOT.....(this account is automated, all posts related to illegal activities or advice thereof are strictly from numerous online sites and are for informational purposes only)- Circa 2011 Ban lotto
|
ergoticmandala



Registered: 06/03/15
Posts: 1,256
Last seen: 4 years, 28 days
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: spirit_shadow]
#23459077 - 07/20/16 10:03 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I just put it in capsules, one capsule has me awake as two cups of coffee, minus the jitters.
|
Citizen X
Call me Pepper,,

Registered: 01/19/14
Posts: 7,787
Loc: Djibouti
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Apostle]
#23459081 - 07/20/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Apostle said: I did molly up my bum-bum and the whole process was very homo-erotic.

My asshole burned for hours, not a fun time
--------------------
Rate me here
|
LobsterSauce


Registered: 11/09/08
Posts: 19,884
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Citizen X]
#23459129 - 07/20/16 10:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I'm drinking some right now out of a glass filter coffee container.
If it works with coffee, it'll work with mate.
|
Apostle
Philanthropist



Registered: 12/12/09
Posts: 31,501
Loc: FL
Last seen: 1 year, 23 days
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Citizen X]
#23459145 - 07/20/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Citizen X said:
Quote:
Apostle said: I did molly up my bum-bum and the whole process was very homo-erotic.

My asshole burned for hours, not a fun time
mine was dissolved and shot up with an anal syringe.
no burning at all.
I've had a friend do it with the solid rocks and it still worked but he said it burned.
|
twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 5 minutes, 36 seconds
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23459872 - 07/20/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
twighead said: Uhhhhhh.... the pretentious hippie/hipster way to drink is you get a bombilla with a filtered straw
I fixed that for you
A 50 year old guy from Uruguay taught me it as the way everyone does it in SA, what would you do? Brew it in a fucking tea bag? 
Clearly you don't know shit about mate!
|
sanchothestoner
Satan's Grandson



Registered: 12/06/11
Posts: 15,623
Loc: Bucketheadland
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Citizen X]
#23459986 - 07/20/16 03:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Citizen X said: Got some Yerba Mate Tea but it's kinda shitty tasting. I want to enjoy it, does anybody have any suggestions on making this ass juice taste better?
adfd honey
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
|
Cowb0yNeal00


Registered: 06/05/13
Posts: 11,059
|
|
LOL
|
TheMovement
faeirie princess in training



Registered: 07/30/12
Posts: 6,781
Loc: Under your bed.
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#23460098 - 07/20/16 04:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Sun brew mate two days mmmmm yes!
-------------------- Utwiddle.net In order to act like a king, one need only treat everyone else like one. BUMP THIS THREAD EVERYTIME YOU SEE IT Join the Anarchy Camp! Down with Oppression!!
|
sanchothestoner
Satan's Grandson



Registered: 12/06/11
Posts: 15,623
Loc: Bucketheadland
Last seen: 6 years, 7 months
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: TheMovement]
#23460104 - 07/20/16 04:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
TheMovement said: Sun brew mate two days mmmmm yes!
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
|
pirate-blues


Registered: 10/15/12
Posts: 13,656
|
|
I never tried a bombilla - but the way I drink yerba mate would undoubtedly be scoffed at by connoisseurs everything.
I buy this instant powdered version off amazon https://www.amazon.com/Wisdom-Ancients-Yerba-Royale-Instant/dp/B0014ARCSS/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1469054743&sr=8-2&keywords=yerba+mate+wisdom+of+the+ancients
boil some water and stir it in, then I add a little bit of milk and some honey and/or truvia. Pretty decent. Haven't had it in a while.
|
Connoisseur

Registered: 05/13/11
Posts: 34,686
Last seen: 5 years, 2 months
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23460151 - 07/20/16 04:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
never knew such a thing even existed
i need to reup on yerba mate
|
DiscoBiscuitsTrip


Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1,422
Loc: FL
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Connoisseur]
#23460249 - 07/20/16 05:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
I make mine with water that's just before boiling, also put the mate in cold water before adding hot. It's an acquired taste, I enjoy it. If you add honey it will make it sweeter.
--------------------
|
Dark_Star
train driver pervading a desktop


Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 31,859
Loc: Uranus
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Citizen X]
#23460285 - 07/20/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Basically I brew it in the traditional fashion. Then I suck it up in an oral syringe. Largest one you can find in a pharmacy. Lube it up with coconut oil, insert 2-3 inches in the poop chute & push away. Gotta lay on your belly for ~10-15 minutes afterwards though.
--------------------
|
LobsterSauce


Registered: 11/09/08
Posts: 19,884
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Dark_Star]
#23461175 - 07/20/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Mouth and throat cancer rates are pretty high in Argentina due to their habit of drinking scalding hot maté.
Don't be like them.
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: twighead]
#23461244 - 07/20/16 11:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
twighead said:
Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
twighead said: Uhhhhhh.... the pretentious hippie/hipster way to drink is you get a bombilla with a filtered straw
I fixed that for you
A 50 year old guy from Uruguay taught me it as the way everyone does it in SA, what would you do? Brew it in a fucking tea bag? 
Clearly you don't know shit about mate!
are you aware that yerba mate has been marketed in the atlanta and probably many other areas since at least the late 70s, there were even radio spots on a few of our local rock stations advertising yerba mate. do you guys think this is something relatively new to the US and you kids are the one that have something on us old timers? kava kava was also a large radio promo in the 70s and 80s
there's a hundred fucking ways to prepare the shit that dont involve a coconut and a reed
|
LobsterSauce


Registered: 11/09/08
Posts: 19,884
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23461257 - 07/20/16 11:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
No man, you've got it all wrong.
Most Yerba maté has been blessed by shamans and they only endorse wooden cup and metal straw, also from the same region.
Anything else is bogus.
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23461269 - 07/21/16 12:03 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
what about the clay cup drinkers, will they be going to the jungle tribe version of hell for their sins?
|
twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 5 minutes, 36 seconds
|
Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23461272 - 07/21/16 12:04 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
|
|
But have you experienced the glory of a properly cured bombilla and some ultra-fresh brewed mate? 
OP asked how you keep it from tasting like ass, and not letting it brew forever is a big part of it, which is why the bombilla is so awesome.
I'd drank it in other forms for years, I'm sharing because it was such a game changer in regards to the experience.
And frankly, you should be careful where you sling these accusations, because this dude already looks pretty pissed about it!
|
|