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Dark_Star
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Citizen X]
#23460285 - 07/20/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Basically I brew it in the traditional fashion. Then I suck it up in an oral syringe. Largest one you can find in a pharmacy. Lube it up with coconut oil, insert 2-3 inches in the poop chute & push away. Gotta lay on your belly for ~10-15 minutes afterwards though.
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LobsterSauce


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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Dark_Star]
#23461175 - 07/20/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Mouth and throat cancer rates are pretty high in Argentina due to their habit of drinking scalding hot maté.
Don't be like them.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: twighead]
#23461244 - 07/20/16 11:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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twighead said: Uhhhhhh.... the pretentious hippie/hipster way to drink is you get a bombilla with a filtered straw
I fixed that for you
A 50 year old guy from Uruguay taught me it as the way everyone does it in SA, what would you do? Brew it in a fucking tea bag? 
Clearly you don't know shit about mate!
are you aware that yerba mate has been marketed in the atlanta and probably many other areas since at least the late 70s, there were even radio spots on a few of our local rock stations advertising yerba mate. do you guys think this is something relatively new to the US and you kids are the one that have something on us old timers? kava kava was also a large radio promo in the 70s and 80s
there's a hundred fucking ways to prepare the shit that dont involve a coconut and a reed
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LobsterSauce


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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23461257 - 07/20/16 11:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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No man, you've got it all wrong.
Most Yerba maté has been blessed by shamans and they only endorse wooden cup and metal straw, also from the same region.
Anything else is bogus.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: LobsterSauce]
#23461269 - 07/21/16 12:03 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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what about the clay cup drinkers, will they be going to the jungle tribe version of hell for their sins?
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twighead
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23461272 - 07/21/16 12:04 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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But have you experienced the glory of a properly cured bombilla and some ultra-fresh brewed mate? 
OP asked how you keep it from tasting like ass, and not letting it brew forever is a big part of it, which is why the bombilla is so awesome.
I'd drank it in other forms for years, I'm sharing because it was such a game changer in regards to the experience.
And frankly, you should be careful where you sling these accusations, because this dude already looks pretty pissed about it!
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