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How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea?
#23458738 - 07/20/16 08:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Got some Yerba Mate Tea but it's kinda shitty tasting. I want to enjoy it, does anybody have any suggestions on making this ass juice taste better?
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Citizen X]
#23458756 - 07/20/16 08:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Uhhhhhh.... the proper way to drink is you get a bombilla with a filtered straw, fill the gourd like 2/3rds with mate, pour a little cold water in just to moisten it, then pour boiling water in, only enough for a few sips and repeat.
Mate is fucking bomb though 
Definitely not a prissy sugary drink though, way earthy 
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: twighead]
#23458811 - 07/20/16 08:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I add sugar to mine.
I love mate and have some pretty cool gourds from Argentina.
Admittedly i haven't had it in a bit.
Coffee is my go to.
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: twighead]
#23458953 - 07/20/16 09:19 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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twighead said: Uhhhhhh.... the pretentious hippie/hipster way to drink is you get a bombilla with a filtered straw
I fixed that for you
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23458961 - 07/20/16 09:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I mean you could argue that drinking mate is "hipster" but there really isn't a better way to drink it if you are going to.
Even with the straw i get some pieces coming through.
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Apostle]
#23459019 - 07/20/16 09:42 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'll usually just funnel it into my bum-bum because it tastes like doodie
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: plasma]
#23459046 - 07/20/16 09:51 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I did molly up my bum-bum and the whole process was very homo-erotic.
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Apostle]
#23459056 - 07/20/16 09:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Put mushrooms in it.
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: spirit_shadow]
#23459077 - 07/20/16 10:03 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I just put it in capsules, one capsule has me awake as two cups of coffee, minus the jitters.
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Apostle]
#23459081 - 07/20/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Apostle said: I did molly up my bum-bum and the whole process was very homo-erotic.

My asshole burned for hours, not a fun time
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Citizen X]
#23459129 - 07/20/16 10:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm drinking some right now out of a glass filter coffee container.
If it works with coffee, it'll work with mate.
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Citizen X]
#23459145 - 07/20/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Citizen X said:
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Apostle said: I did molly up my bum-bum and the whole process was very homo-erotic.

My asshole burned for hours, not a fun time
mine was dissolved and shot up with an anal syringe.
no burning at all.
I've had a friend do it with the solid rocks and it still worked but he said it burned.
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23459872 - 07/20/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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twighead said: Uhhhhhh.... the pretentious hippie/hipster way to drink is you get a bombilla with a filtered straw
I fixed that for you
A 50 year old guy from Uruguay taught me it as the way everyone does it in SA, what would you do? Brew it in a fucking tea bag? 
Clearly you don't know shit about mate!
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Citizen X]
#23459986 - 07/20/16 03:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Citizen X said: Got some Yerba Mate Tea but it's kinda shitty tasting. I want to enjoy it, does anybody have any suggestions on making this ass juice taste better?
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#23460098 - 07/20/16 04:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sun brew mate two days mmmmm yes!
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: TheMovement]
#23460104 - 07/20/16 04:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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TheMovement said: Sun brew mate two days mmmmm yes!
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I never tried a bombilla - but the way I drink yerba mate would undoubtedly be scoffed at by connoisseurs everything.
I buy this instant powdered version off amazon https://www.amazon.com/Wisdom-Ancients-Yerba-Royale-Instant/dp/B0014ARCSS/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1469054743&sr=8-2&keywords=yerba+mate+wisdom+of+the+ancients
boil some water and stir it in, then I add a little bit of milk and some honey and/or truvia. Pretty decent. Haven't had it in a while.
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23460151 - 07/20/16 04:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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never knew such a thing even existed
i need to reup on yerba mate
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Re: How do you drink Yerba Mate Tea? [Re: Connoisseur]
#23460249 - 07/20/16 05:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I make mine with water that's just before boiling, also put the mate in cold water before adding hot. It's an acquired taste, I enjoy it. If you add honey it will make it sweeter.
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