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    #23456957 - 07/19/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yesterday I was tripping on 5 grams of shrooms (and some 2cb) and I went outside in my backyard.

My dog ran over to me and wanted me to pet him SO BAD. He was going crazy wanting me to play with him.

So I was like "Holy shit... Why the hell do dogs like to be petted so damn much?"

Then I was like "Oh my god. I know why. It's because under a dogs' fur is a giant foreskin (like on a penis) covering their entire body and when we pet them it's like we're jerking them off except like it's their entire body that we're jerking off and that's why they love it so fucking much.

So then I just stayed away from my dog that whole day and every time he looked at me with his beautiful doggy eyes and tongue hanging-out I was just like "I know what you want... You sick motherfucker. You just want me to touch your giant penis-body. I know what you really want!!!"

It was really weird but it was hilarious to me at the time lmao.

The I got stoned on some edibles and was like "What the hell. Why did I think that. That was so damn weird..."

So yeah. Now me and my dog have a weird relationship.


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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: mctaveesh] * 1
    #23456973 - 07/19/16 05:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

lmfao. thanks for posting this, it made me laugh.


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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: mctaveesh] * 1
    #23456984 - 07/19/16 05:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

This thread is disturbing


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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: mctaveesh]
    #23456992 - 07/19/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

closeted desires, much?


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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: demiu5]
    #23457005 - 07/19/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

So whenever you touch your dog it's like you're into beastiality?


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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: mctaveesh]
    #23457010 - 07/19/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

lol da fuq


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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #23457013 - 07/19/16 05:55 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

They say mushrooms bring to the surface what was hidden deep in the mind the whole time

:notsureif:


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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: demiu5]
    #23457023 - 07/19/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Lmao it was just a theory. I mean, come on, dogs REALLY like to be petted. It was the best explanation I could think of.

Come on guys... It was a completely rational idea. Right? Right????


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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: mctaveesh] * 1
    #23457032 - 07/19/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: mctaveesh]
    #23457039 - 07/19/16 06:01 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Lmao it was just a theory. I mean, come on, dogs REALLY like to be petted. It was the best explanation I could think of.

Come on guys... It was a completely rational idea. Right? Right????






is this really so hard for you to extrapolate this to the human experience?  have you never cuddled with a friend or lover, stroking their hair and skin, or them stroking your hair or skin?  not specifically referencing genitalia.


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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: demiu5]
    #23457048 - 07/19/16 06:04 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah but I don't cuddle with somebody and stroke their hair and what not and their tongue is hanging out and panting and rolling around in total joy.


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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: mctaveesh]
    #23457054 - 07/19/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Lmao it was just a theory. I mean, come on, dogs REALLY like to be petted. It was the best explanation I could think of.

Come on guys... It was a completely rational idea. Right? Right????





Idk. My dog doesn't like to be petted. It makes him uncomfortable. When I pet him, he shrugs his head away as if to say '' im an animal, not some cuddle toy''


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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: Jbar1288] * 3
    #23457059 - 07/19/16 06:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

That's because he's just not into you like that


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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: mctaveesh] * 1
    #23457065 - 07/19/16 06:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:hahthatsrich: I'm so happy I clicked this thread


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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 2
    #23457081 - 07/19/16 06:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #23457083 - 07/19/16 06:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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:hahthatsrich: I'm so happy I clicked this thread




Yeah me too, i didnt expect this :canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: mctaveesh]
    #23457088 - 07/19/16 06:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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That's because he's just not into you like that




:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: mctaveesh]
    #23457100 - 07/19/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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That's because he's just not into you like that



:mattz:


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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: mctaveesh]
    #23457121 - 07/19/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Yeah but I don't cuddle with somebody and stroke their hair and what not and their tongue is hanging out and panting and rolling around in total joy.







probably because humans have an expansive pore system not completely covered by a solid coat of hair


in this situation, i would equate someone squirming or slowly writhing to the dog's rolling around in joy


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Re: Had the weirdest thought about my dog while tripping on Mushrooms yesterday [Re: demiu5]
    #23457134 - 07/19/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Okay... Right...

Thanks for making me feel less disgusted with myself. :thumbup:


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