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I keep on almost pissing on my puppy...
    #23456308 - 07/19/16 01:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

She is really young and follows me everywhere, when I go to the bathroom she will run up and put her head between my legs to try and drink the toilet water...

This has happened a few times and I have had some close calls trying to push her back with my legs :lol:

I keep forgetting to close the door which is the main issue, this pup is crazy though...

Just wanted to share that as it has kept happening the past few days, ironically this pup has peed and shit all over my house already herself :mad2:


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: musiclover420] * 1
    #23456312 - 07/19/16 01:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

U gotta put some newspaper down somewhere and train her to shit & piss there til she gets a little bit older

Don't be afraid to yell at her if she's being bad, puppies need some punishment & discipline or they won't learn right from wrong


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23456326 - 07/19/16 01:51 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You could try closing the door before she runs in.


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: musiclover420]
    #23456328 - 07/19/16 01:51 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Used to have that problem with my pooch.  Especially when a few beers were involved.


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23456335 - 07/19/16 01:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I have been training her to just go outside and she has gotten a lot better. No puppy shit inside in at least a few days, before there would be a pile or two almost every morning from before I wake up and can walk her out. She also has not peed inside much recently though yesterday a friend brought her kid over and my pup got super excited and pissed everywhere :uhoh:

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Don't be afraid to yell at her if she's being bad, puppies need some negative reinforcement or they won't learn right from wrong




I have mainly only had to do this with her biting as she is super playful/ frisky and loves to bite my toes/ socks and clothes in general.

Amazingly enough I have a ton of musical equipment in the living room which she has yet to even chew on :cool: got a chil fence but I made not really need it.

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You could try closing the door before she runs in.




I have been doing this but its hard to always remember. Even if my pup isn't nearby when I go to the bathroom she will run over if she notices.

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Used to have that problem with my pooch.  Especially when a few beers were involved.




If I drank the title to this thread would probably be "I keep pissing all over my puppy" :rofldrunk: Just some hot tea makes things challenging...


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: musiclover420]
    #23456339 - 07/19/16 01:55 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I have been doing this but its hard to always remember. Even if my pup isn't nearby when I go to the bathroom she will run over if she notices.




So slide her out and close the door. It's a dog. Are you afraid of it?


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #23456353 - 07/19/16 01:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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You could try closing the door before she runs in.




Have you ever owned a puppy?

I for one could see that ending quite badly


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 2
    #23456368 - 07/19/16 02:04 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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luvdemshrooms said:
You could try closing the door before she runs in.




Have you ever owned a puppy?

I for one could see that ending quite badly




Several. It works just fine.


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: musiclover420] * 2
    #23456392 - 07/19/16 02:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I've accidentally pissed on my cats more times than I can remember, it's happens.


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #23456421 - 07/19/16 02:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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So slide her out and close the door. It's a dog. Are you afraid of it?




Maybe you have extendable arms you can use to push out an energetic dog whilst closing the door and using the toilet but for the rest of us its not feasible :lol:

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Several. It works just fine.




So you have never closed the door on any of them? Or had them freak out becouse they were separated from you?

I have known dogs, small ones mind you, that have literally chewed through doors becouse they were separated from their owner.


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: musiclover420] * 1
    #23456427 - 07/19/16 02:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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So you have never closed the door on any of them?




Sure have.


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Or had them freak out becouse they were separated from you?




Yup.


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I have known dogs, small ones mind you, that have literally chewed through doors becouse they were separated from their owner.




So your dog has you trained. Good for her.


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #23456439 - 07/19/16 02:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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So your dog has you trained. Good for her.




:facepalm3:

Where did I say that had anything to do with my dog?...

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So you have never closed the door on any of them?




Sure have.


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Or had them freak out becouse they were separated from you?




Yup.





You seem pretty proud of what amounts to animal abuse, not good for any animal unfortunate enough to be your pet :sad:


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: musiclover420] * 1
    #23456710 - 07/19/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

What's hard about shutting the door to piss?
Problem solved


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: musiclover420] * 4
    #23456741 - 07/19/16 04:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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So your dog has you trained. Good for her.




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Where did I say that had anything to do with my dog?...

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So you have never closed the door on any of them?




Sure have.


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Or had them freak out becouse they were separated from you?




Yup.





You seem pretty proud of what amounts to animal abuse, not good for any animal unfortunate enough to be your pet :sad:




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You aren't seriously suggesting closing the bathroom door for 30 seconds so you can take a piss is animal abuse are you?
Have you ever owned an animal?


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: SunnyD]
    #23456766 - 07/19/16 04:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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What's hard about shutting the door to piss?
Problem solved




I should've made it clear, that when I urinate on my cat it's always been outdoors.


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: Shroomism]
    #23456792 - 07/19/16 04:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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You aren't seriously suggesting closing the bathroom door for 30 seconds so you can take a piss is animal abuse are you?
Have you ever owned an animal?




No I am saying closing the door on a pet becouse you want to separate it from yourself is assuming it occurs semi often and isn't accidental.

Have you ever had a door slammed on you? Now imagine that happening to a fragile small animal...


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: musiclover420] * 3
    #23456803 - 07/19/16 04:51 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I have known dogs, small ones mind you, that have literally chewed through doors becouse they were separated from their owner.



I read in a book a long time ago that separation anxiety is a dog who thinks they are alpha becoming anxious when they aren't in control of and are separated from the pack. I'm not sure how true that is, but if so, then ensuring the dog knows you are head of the pack would reduce the tendency to freak out when separated.

Regardless of whether that's true or not, coddling your dog every moment you get is certainly going to instigate separation anxiety rather than combat it. It's certainly not abuse to be away from your dog for a few minutes. That's a ridiculous outlook, and not at all practical.  Eventually need to build up a relationship so that you can stay away for up to 8 hours or so without having to worry about your dog. Treating a dog like a newborn baby fresh out of the womb is not the way to train, and is bad for the dog and owner.


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23456865 - 07/19/16 05:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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You aren't seriously suggesting closing the bathroom door for 30 seconds so you can take a piss is animal abuse are you?
Have you ever owned an animal?




No I am saying closing the door on a pet becouse you want to separate it from yourself is assuming it occurs semi often and isn't accidental.

Have you ever had a door slammed on you? Now imagine that happening to a fragile small animal...




Who said anything about slamming the door on it? Just close the door so it doesn't run in and under your piss stream.

Animals (well.. especially dogs) need discipline to learn. You can't just let them run shit. That's a surefire way to get a misbehaving spoiled ass animal that doesn't know any limits.
That doesn't mean abusing it, that means showing it what's right and wrong.
The older the dog gets the harder it is to train it. Teach it right while it's still a puppy.

If your puppy has separation anxiety while you are in the bathroom for 30 seconds, what happens when you have to go to work? Or are you planning on staying home 24/7 and babying it.

All puppies will get separation anxiety. That doesn't mean you have to pay undivided attention to them 24/7 and spoil the shit out of them.

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Regardless of whether that's true or not, coddling your dog every moment you get is certainly going to instigate separation anxiety rather than combat it. It's certainly not abuse to be away from your dog for a few minutes. That's a ridiculous outlook, and not at all practical.  Eventually need to build up a relationship so that you can stay away for up to 8 hours or so without having to worry about your dog. Treating a dog like a newborn baby fresh out of the womb is not the way to train, and is bad for the dog and owner.




This.


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: musiclover420] * 1
    #23457025 - 07/19/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Where did I say that had anything to do with my dog?...




The entire thread is about your dog.  :facepalm:


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You seem pretty proud of what amounts to animal abuse, not good for any animal unfortunate enough to be your pet




If you think my suggestions equate to animal abuse, you are your dogs bitch.


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    #23457040 - 07/19/16 06:01 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Have you ever had a door slammed on you?




Yes, I've had a door slammed on me. I've been married. Are you incapable of shutting a door without slamming it?


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Now imagine that happening to a fragile small animal...




Closing the door on them isn't going to harm them. Unless your door closing skills are equivalent to your logic skills and you close the door while she's walking in and you squish her. In which case your dog is fucked.


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Re: I keep on almost pissing on my puppy... [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #23457127 - 07/19/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Where did I say that had anything to do with my dog?...




The entire thread is about your dog.  :facepalm:






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I have known dogs, small ones mind you, that have literally chewed through doors becouse they were separated from their owner.







:doublefacepalm:

So much misinterpretation of what I have said... :lol:


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    #23457142 - 07/19/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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No So much misinterpretation of what I have said...




You said some really stupid stuff for which there is no misinterpretation.


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    #23457178 - 07/19/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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1234go said:
I've accidentally pissed on my cats more times than I can remember, it's happens.



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What's hard about shutting the door to piss?
Problem solved




I should've made it clear, that when I urinate on my cat it's always been outdoors.



:justinwilson:
Youve pissed on your cats in the bathroom, admit it.

I can relate OP. One of my parents cats loves being in the bathroom for whatever reason. Hes a really big cat, and he will run in there the second he notices im walking to their bathroom. Then i pick him up and toss him out...and he charges back in. I dont want to slam the poor cat in the door so i just say fuck it anymore whenever i visit lol

I've never pissed on him though, he isnt that intrusive. I just kind of shove him away with a foot and he gets the idea.


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    #23457292 - 07/19/16 07:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Some dogs are into golden showers, I recommend giving it a shot and seeing where things go


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    #23457564 - 07/19/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Okay but only a couple of times, I was in a strange mood. Don't judge me.


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