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OfflineLucisM
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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23457413 - 07/19/16 08:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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My fiancée is 50% Mexican and she doesn't tan at all- just burns to a crisp.





Do you celebrate brown pride?

You ever call her a beaner when you fuck her?  I hear some girls of other ethnic backgrounds, like to be called names like that when getting plowed by white men, no offense, just curious.


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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: Lucis] * 2
    #23457424 - 07/19/16 08:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

She pegs him while calling him "gringo".


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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: California]
    #23457431 - 07/19/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:wtfsonic:


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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: Lucis]
    #23457512 - 07/19/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Haha Mexican girls are the best to fuck. Behind black. Me encanta la forma en que me folles. Lolol. Si Si why can you speak so much. :rofl:

I'm sure I can find something laying around.


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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23457515 - 07/19/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Black girls are pretty fun, don't think i've ever banged a latin chick.


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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: Apostle]
    #23457532 - 07/19/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I can't keep up with the rhythm. I got this black chick that we just go out and dance together. As she can get down. I asked for her number no I'm not trying to fuck you but your the best dancer I've ever done this shit with. Bitch got a build up and a drop. I felt like I actually danced. Super fantastic.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23457589 - 07/19/16 08:56 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
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Fennario said:
We got a castle in Scotland, lots of roots in the Isle of Man, also some Cherokee Indian in there someplace, I have been told up to 1/4th Cherokee.

Am related to Alvin C. York too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvin_York




Fuck lucky I wish I had a castle.




Don't we all! :lol:


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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: nooneman]
    #23457631 - 07/19/16 09:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm a broke ass basic bitch from a broke ass basic bitch family. I dunno my lineage the most popular theory is I was raised in a box. :rofl:


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"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23457653 - 07/19/16 09:18 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I can't keep up with the rhythm. I got this black chick that we just go out and dance together. As she can get down. I asked for her number no I'm not trying to fuck you but your the best dancer I've ever done this shit with. Bitch got a build up and a drop. I felt like I actually danced. Super fantastic.





Is a "build up and a drop" like her riding you?

With the chick i was with i was fuggin her from the back and did the usual hair pulling but her weave came off. i swear i thought it was real. She was super submissive, extremely chill, and never bothered me or talked much. She'd just lay around and get stoned and if she was trying to get my attention it was by showing me porn. Which would give me an erection and then i'd pull her into the room.

She was a crafty little nympho.


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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: Lucis]
    #23457825 - 07/19/16 10:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Do you celebrate brown pride?

You ever call her a beaner when you fuck her?  I hear some girls of other ethnic backgrounds, like to be called names like that when getting plowed by white men, no offense, just curious.




No to the first question.  And sorry, I'm not going to discuss our sex life, but I do sometimes refer to her as "guera", which is Hispanic slang for a light skinned Mexican girl.  Which she is.

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Does she have a huge sombrero to keep then Sun off of her when she is out?




Not exactly, but she does have a big, floppy, girly straw hat, but it's no sombrero.  But kinda.


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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23457869 - 07/19/16 10:18 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
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Fennario said:
We got a castle in Scotland, lots of roots in the Isle of Man, also some Cherokee Indian in there someplace, I have been told up to 1/4th Cherokee.

Am related to Alvin C. York too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvin_York




Fuck lucky I wish I had a castle.




A family member told me that, and there is a Wiki page about it, but if I linked the page it would disclose to much personal information about me.

It's not a huge castle though, more like a dumpy pile of stones nowadays.


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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23457915 - 07/19/16 10:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I just signed up on Ancestry.org and I could only get as far as my grandma's parents. I have an odd last name too. I guess Romania doesn't have records like that or they just aren't available. Is this what everyone else used to find their history?


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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #23457923 - 07/19/16 10:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I used a time machine.


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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #23457925 - 07/19/16 10:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

family records.

id like to do ancestry though.


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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23457933 - 07/19/16 10:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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California said:

Does she have a huge sombrero to keep then Sun off of her when she is out?




Not exactly, but she does have a big, floppy, girly straw hat, but it's no sombrero.  But kinda.



Good deal.  Keep those UV rays off of her and whatnot.
I've been letting you know who wear my 100mph hat outside lately while I wear my Samurai hat.

I used to have a sweet sombrero that I bought in Jaurez, Mexico back in the day.  Back when Juarez wasn't a bloody death zone.


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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: California]
    #23457958 - 07/19/16 10:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Haha, samurai hat?  I'm picturing a traditional helmet, the kind that Darth Vader's helmet was based on, but that can't be right.


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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: Lucis]
    #23457961 - 07/19/16 10:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Fennario said:
Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
My fiancée is 50% Mexican and she doesn't tan at all- just burns to a crisp.





Do you celebrate brown pride?

You ever call her a beaner when you fuck her?  I hear some girls of other ethnic backgrounds, like to be called names like that when getting plowed by white men, no offense, just curious.




I have literally never heard that, the only time I have heard anything remotely close to that is that apparently some white girls like to scream about niggers while they're getting plowed by a BBC :lol:


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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: California]
    #23457977 - 07/19/16 10:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

A China man broke rice with me and gave me the hat off his head.

I gave him the shoes off my feet.

Or else I found the hat.
Woah there


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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: Lucis]
    #23458072 - 07/19/16 11:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Fennario said:
We got a castle in Scotland, lots of roots in the Isle of Man, also some Cherokee Indian in there someplace, I have been told up to 1/4th Cherokee.

Am related to Alvin C. York too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvin_York



Wow.. Im related to sergeant York.. I guess you and i are related. My last name should actually be York. My dad took his moms Hungarian last name instead of his fathers, because he was born before they married.
Back then being a bastard was kinda a big deal. Lol

But I have heard and know for sure Sgt York visited my grandfather when he was in high school.
I can't quite remember what the relation was, but it was close because he went out of his way to track my grandfather down..

I don't remember my grandfather. He died when I was 3.
I'd ask my dad but we haven't exactly been on speaking terms for almost twenty years.

Shit... I should go outta my way to fix that before that chance is gone, come to think of it.:confused:


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Re: Any cool ancestry out there? [Re: billy jowl]
    #23459540 - 07/20/16 12:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
I can't keep up with the rhythm. I got this black chick that we just go out and dance together. As she can get down. I asked for her number no I'm not trying to fuck you but your the best dancer I've ever done this shit with. Bitch got a build up and a drop. I felt like I actually danced. Super fantastic.





Is a "build up and a drop" like her riding you?

With the chick i was with i was fuggin her from the back and did the usual hair pulling but her weave came off. i swear i thought it was real. She was super submissive, extremely chill, and never bothered me or talked much. She'd just lay around and get stoned and if she was trying to get my attention it was by showing me porn. Which would give me an erection and then i'd pull her into the room.

She was a crafty little nympho.




No its actual dancing. Usually bitches have no clue what the hell there doing. They just rub your ass on you. I was surprised oh OK you want to dance. We're hella good homies she's my dance partner :lol:

I love to dance haha. I always thought it would be super fun to partner dance.  Like the fancy ones. Dancing with most girls is boring as fuck. I can tell your not going to be


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