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Moonshoe
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Pub Scripture 6
#23452400 - 07/18/16 10:13 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have noticed that the shroomery in general and the pub in specific is in desperate need of scriptural wisdom and biblical instruction.
I have read the entire bible from cover to cover, and I have taken it upon myself to compile here for your convenience some of the most crucial biblical verses for the modern Pub poster.
Please brothers and sisters, study these sacred scriptures with a steady mind and an open heart.

"Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts." Proverbs 31:6
"Bread is made for laughter, and wine gladdens life, and money answers everything. " Ecclesiastes 10:19
"When the wine ran out, the mother of Jesus said to him, “They have no wine.” And Jesus said to her, “Woman, what does this have to do with me?" John 2:1-10
"“Very well,” God said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.” Ezekiel 4:17
"Live happily with the woman you love all the meaningless days of your life" Ecclesiastes 9:9
"let her remove the adulterous look from her face... otherwise I will strip her naked" Hosea 2:2-4
"A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping. Stopping her complaints is like trying to hold something with greased hands" Proverbs 27:15-16
"Designate a place where you go to relieve yourself. When you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement" Deuteronomy 23:12-14
"Woe to him who makes his neighbors drink- in order to gaze at their nakedness! " Habakkuk 2:15
"Do not look at wine when it is red, when it sparkles in the cup and goes down smoothly." Proverbs 23:31
“At a lodging place on the way, the Lord met Moses and was about to kill him. But Zipporah took a flint knife, cut off her son’s foreskin and touched Moses’ feet with it. So the Lord let him alone." Exodus 4:24-26
"beatings cleanse the innermost parts" Proverbs 20:30
"Whenever a man has an emission of semen, he must bathe his entire body in water" Leviticus 15:16
“Why, nature itself teaches you that long hair on a man is a disgrace” 1 Corinthians 11:14
“It’s better to live alone in the desert than with a quarrelsome, complaining wife.” Proverbs 21:19
"“Behold, I will rebuke your offspring, and spread dung on your faces" Malachi 2:3
“Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.” Psalm 137:9
“She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.” - Ezekiel 23:20
"“If two men get into a fight and the wife of one tries to rescue her husband by grabbing the testicles of the other man, you must cut off her hand. " Deuteronomy 25:11-12
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Kush_Zombie
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Re: Pub Scripture [Re: Moonshoe] 2
#23452411 - 07/18/16 10:20 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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-------------------- How to get started in bulk: Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs) What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain) Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary) Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful) Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.
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pachoo
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Re: Pub Scripture [Re: Moonshoe] 2
#23452426 - 07/18/16 10:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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This one is nice. I think I'll hang it on the wall.
“She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.” - Ezekiel 23:20
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Moonshoe
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Re: Pub Scripture [Re: pachoo] 3
#23452431 - 07/18/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Personally, this is my all time favorite verse and my new motto for life:
""Live happily with the woman you love all the meaningless days of your life" Ecclesiastes 9:9
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Kush_Zombie
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Re: Pub Scripture [Re: Moonshoe]
#23452437 - 07/18/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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“Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.” Psalm 137:9
was my personal favorite.
Then we get to hear the bullshit about "old testament vs new testament". Fuck that. If I want to seize your infants and dash them against rocks in 2016, I will.
-------------------- How to get started in bulk: Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs) What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain) Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary) Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful) Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.
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Moonshoe
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And happy thou shalt be.
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Re: Pub Scripture [Re: Moonshoe]
#23452685 - 07/18/16 11:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nice thread. Really makes sense how the Christian right turned out. Baffling but then again god is the answer to everything.
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Re: Pub Scripture [Re: Moonshoe]
#23453337 - 07/18/16 03:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Read between the lines and you will see liberty.
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Boomer The Great

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Fuck this shit. /hide thread
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Re: Pub Scripture [Re: Sanguin3]
#23453595 - 07/18/16 04:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Kush_Zombie
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Re: Pub Scripture [Re: Sanguin3]
#23453608 - 07/18/16 04:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sanguin3 said:
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Kush_Zombie said:

The funny part is most of these were spot on depending on which version of the bible you're going from.
There's some fucked up, stupid, and straight up weird shit in the bible, especially in the old testament.
Yeah, that was referred to the quotes themselves, not Moonshoe.
-------------------- How to get started in bulk: Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs) What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain) Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary) Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful) Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.
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Re: Pub Scripture [Re: Sanguin3] 1
#23453627 - 07/18/16 04:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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To be fair, I've really just been aching to use that gif I just got impatient and used it at the wrong time.
-------------------- How to get started in bulk: Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs) What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain) Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary) Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful) Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.
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And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him Revelation 6:8
 The Bible is badass.
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Re: Pub Scripture [Re: Apostle]
#23453872 - 07/18/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Is this a joke or are you serious Moon?
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Re: Pub Scripture [Re: Apostle]
#23453887 - 07/18/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Apostle said:
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And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him Revelation 6:8
 The Bible is badass.
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Good stuff.
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Boomer The Great said: Fuck this shit. /hide thread
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Re: Pub Scripture [Re: Moonshoe]
#23454096 - 07/18/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Luke 4:20 Then he rolled up the scroll, gave it back to the attendant, and sat down. The eyes of everyone in the synagogue were fastened upon him.
The Bible is rad.
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