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OfflineCrystal G
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Do your parents treat you like you're stupid?
    #23450638 - 07/17/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

My friend was just posting on Facebook about how her parents had to remind her to "shower and dress nice before your job interview tomorrow," because they apparently think she's retarded.

This reminded me of how my mom once told me, while being 100% serious, "Don't stick your hand in the blender while it's turned on." When I was FIFTEEN. Even a complete retard with only a brain stem and an IQ of 50 wouldn't do that!!!

Did your parents treat you like you were stupid growing up? What's the stupidest thing they ever told you to do?


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G] * 2
    #23450644 - 07/17/16 05:49 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: plasma]
    #23450648 - 07/17/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

People will always surprise me with their stupidity. Children or parents included.


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23450656 - 07/17/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
My friend was just posting on Facebook about how her parents had to remind her to "shower and dress nice before your job interview tomorrow," because they apparently think she's retarded.

This reminded me of how my mom once told me, while being 100% serious, "Don't stick your hand in the blender while it's turned on." When I was FIFTEEN. Even a complete retard with only a brain stem and an IQ of 50 wouldn't do that!!!

Did your parents treat you like you were stupid growing up? What's the stupidest thing they ever told you to do?





Yes.

My parents say i never matured.

they are religious people that have a cocaine and other drug addictions


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23450678 - 07/17/16 06:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
My friend was just posting on Facebook about how her parents had to remind her to "shower and dress nice before your job interview tomorrow," because they apparently think she's retarded.

This reminded me of how my mom once told me, while being 100% serious, "Don't stick your hand in the blender while it's turned on." When I was FIFTEEN. Even a complete retard with only a brain stem and an IQ of 50 wouldn't do that!!!

Did your parents treat you like you were stupid growing up? What's the stupidest thing they ever told you to do?





Yes.

My parents say i never matured.

they are religious people that have a cocaine and other drug addictions





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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23450683 - 07/17/16 06:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

My parents are always giving me advice when I didn't ask for it and didn't need it. So yes.


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23450684 - 07/17/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
My friend was just posting on Facebook about how her parents had to remind her to "shower and dress nice before your job interview tomorrow," because they apparently think she's retarded.

This reminded me of how my mom once told me, while being 100% serious, "Don't stick your hand in the blender while it's turned on." When I was FIFTEEN. Even a complete retard with only a brain stem and an IQ of 50 wouldn't do that!!!

Did your parents treat you like you were stupid growing up? What's the stupidest thing they ever told you to do?




There are soo many videos of people doing that it's ridiculous


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23450708 - 07/17/16 06:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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OhMrJohnson said:
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Crystal G said:
My friend was just posting on Facebook about how her parents had to remind her to "shower and dress nice before your job interview tomorrow," because they apparently think she's retarded.

This reminded me of how my mom once told me, while being 100% serious, "Don't stick your hand in the blender while it's turned on." When I was FIFTEEN. Even a complete retard with only a brain stem and an IQ of 50 wouldn't do that!!!

Did your parents treat you like you were stupid growing up? What's the stupidest thing they ever told you to do?




There are soo many videos of people doing that it's ridiculous




Wow, I did not think anybody was that stupid, but I just searched on YouTube, and you are right :rofl2: I wonder if they would stick their hand in the wood chipper too


Edited by Crystal G (07/17/16 06:29 PM)


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23450718 - 07/17/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Actually my parents have gotten a lot better in this regard. I have made it clear to them time and time again that for better or worse I'd like them to treat me like they would any other individual, and I'll thank them to also acknowledge the areas in which I might be more mature then them. Though I doubt that will happen XD


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G] * 2
    #23450722 - 07/17/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
My friend was just posting on Facebook about how her parents had to remind her to "shower and dress nice before your job interview tomorrow," because they apparently think she's retarded.

This reminded me of how my mom once told me, while being 100% serious, "Don't stick your hand in the blender while it's turned on." When I was FIFTEEN. Even a complete retard with only a brain stem and an IQ of 50 wouldn't do that!!!

Did your parents treat you like you were stupid growing up? What's the stupidest thing they ever told you to do?



Do you think she, and other parents, might say something like that reflexively?  They just get used to it, or parenting to a certain extent, and just continue on with it?

Your parents would never want to treat you as if you were ever smarter than them, eh. :evil:  Thusly you get the stupid treatment.


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23450764 - 07/17/16 06:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I think its just natural for people to think they are smarter than anyone so much younger than them


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G] * 2
    #23450785 - 07/17/16 06:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
What's the stupidest thing they ever told you to do?





My mom has told me three times that she wished I wasn't born, that's about it.


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #23450808 - 07/17/16 06:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yea I totally hate it when my mom shows me she cares about me by giving me good advice! 

How fucking stupid does she think I am?


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Lucis]
    #23450812 - 07/17/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Fennario said:
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Crystal G said:
What's the stupidest thing they ever told you to do?





My mom has told me three times that she wished I wasn't born, that's about it.




:sad:

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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Niffla]
    #23450859 - 07/17/16 07:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:hug: Thanks, yeah no big deal.


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23450863 - 07/17/16 07:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

and i'm glad you were born Niffla.

my parents don't really treat me like i'm stupid, they do however wish that i had made better choices at times.  but so do i


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #23451021 - 07/17/16 08:01 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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MrBlueYoMind said:
Yea I totally hate it when my mom shows me she cares about me by giving me good advice! 

How fucking stupid does she think I am?




There's a difference between giving good advice like "Hey, you should use types of birth control that don't interfere with your hormones" or "You should add these things to your resume to make it more appealing to employers," versus obvious advice like "Don't stick your hand in the wood chipper while it's turned on."

It's one thing if you tell a 3 year old that, but it's another entirely if you tell a teenager or adult. That's right up there with "Don't eat rotting, green meat" and "Don't stick a grenade up your ass and blow yourself up."


Edited by Crystal G (07/17/16 09:30 PM)


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23451476 - 07/17/16 10:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
Quote:

MrBlueYoMind said:
Yea I totally hate it when my mom shows me she cares about me by giving me good advice! 

How fucking stupid does she think I am?




There's a difference between giving good advice like "Hey, you should use types of birth control that don't interfere with your hormones" or "You should add these things to your resume to make it more appealing to employers," versus obvious advice like "Don't stick your hand in the wood chipper while it's turned on."

It's one thing if you tell a 3 year old that, but it's another entirely if you tell a teenager or adult. That's right up there with "Don't eat rotting, green meat" and "Don't stick a grenade up your ass and blow yourself up."





you can safely stick your hand in all sorts of places in a wood chipper.  as long as you don't stick it towards the bottom of the drum while engaged (or the top if it's in reverse) all is well.  i have to pull shit out of the drum semi-frequently, otherwise it slows down the speed and efficiency of the chipper or won't push jammed material out when in reverse


and yes, the infrequent times i am around or speak with my mom, she does sometimes make statements like i'm a three-year-old.  most of the time, no.


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23451557 - 07/17/16 11:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I mean, to be fair, your parents would probably feel their treating you that way if they knew you were running around in the hood on PCP.


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23451697 - 07/18/16 01:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yup destroyed my childhood.

Drugs are bad.


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23451703 - 07/18/16 01:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
My friend was just posting on Facebook about how her parents had to remind her to "shower and dress nice before your job interview tomorrow," because they apparently think she's retarded.

This reminded me of how my mom once told me, while being 100% serious, "Don't stick your hand in the blender while it's turned on." When I was FIFTEEN. Even a complete retard with only a brain stem and an IQ of 50 wouldn't do that!!!

Did your parents treat you like you were stupid growing up? What's the stupidest thing they ever told you to do?





in your mother's defense, she apparently knows you. did she tell you not to
smoke crack, shoot heroin and shit like that as well? probably not and her
telling you not to stick your hand in a blender probably saved your fingers



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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23451706 - 07/18/16 01:29 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
Quote:

MrBlueYoMind said:
Yea I totally hate it when my mom shows me she cares about me by giving me good advice! 

How fucking stupid does she think I am?




There's a difference between giving good advice like "Hey, you should use types of birth control that don't interfere with your hormones" or "You should add these things to your resume to make it more appealing to employers," versus obvious advice like "Don't stick your hand in the wood chipper while it's turned on."





so "Don't stick your hand in the wood chipper while it's turned on."  is bad advice?




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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23451802 - 07/18/16 03:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

^^That picture freaks me the fuck out. For the longest time as a kid, my biggest fear was dying going through the wood-chipper. Wood-chipper and burning to death.


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23451806 - 07/18/16 03:40 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

No they actually treat me like a genius


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23451938 - 07/18/16 06:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

MrBlueYoMind said:
Yea I totally hate it when my mom shows me she cares about me by giving me good advice! 

How fucking stupid does she think I am?




There's a difference between giving good advice like "Hey, you should use types of birth control that don't interfere with your hormones" or "You should add these things to your resume to make it more appealing to employers," versus obvious advice like "Don't stick your hand in the wood chipper while it's turned on."





so "Don't stick your hand in the wood chipper while it's turned on."  is bad advice?








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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23452030 - 07/18/16 07:33 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You would be suprised how many blender accidents there are nationwide.
Mine has a feature to only turn on when the cap is on.


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23452069 - 07/18/16 07:44 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I think its just natural for people to think they are be smarter than anyone so much younger than them



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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23452087 - 07/18/16 07:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
^^That picture freaks me the fuck out. For the longest time as a kid, my biggest fear was dying going through the wood-chipper. Wood-chipper and burning to death.




weird, my biggest fear is you NOT going through a woodchipper at some point


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23452925 - 07/18/16 01:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Your parents have been giving you advice since you were born. 

Put your left shoe on your left foot!  Look left, then right, then left again before crossing the street!  Don't do drugs and stick bowling pins in psychopath bodybuilders assholes!  :wink:

They won't ever stop and you ought to appreciate it cause one day you'll be begging for your parents to insult your intelligence and they won't be around to do it.


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