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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23451703 - 07/18/16 01:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
My friend was just posting on Facebook about how her parents had to remind her to "shower and dress nice before your job interview tomorrow," because they apparently think she's retarded.

This reminded me of how my mom once told me, while being 100% serious, "Don't stick your hand in the blender while it's turned on." When I was FIFTEEN. Even a complete retard with only a brain stem and an IQ of 50 wouldn't do that!!!

Did your parents treat you like you were stupid growing up? What's the stupidest thing they ever told you to do?





in your mother's defense, she apparently knows you. did she tell you not to
smoke crack, shoot heroin and shit like that as well? probably not and her
telling you not to stick your hand in a blender probably saved your fingers



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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23451706 - 07/18/16 01:29 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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MrBlueYoMind said:
Yea I totally hate it when my mom shows me she cares about me by giving me good advice! 

How fucking stupid does she think I am?




There's a difference between giving good advice like "Hey, you should use types of birth control that don't interfere with your hormones" or "You should add these things to your resume to make it more appealing to employers," versus obvious advice like "Don't stick your hand in the wood chipper while it's turned on."





so "Don't stick your hand in the wood chipper while it's turned on."  is bad advice?




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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23451802 - 07/18/16 03:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

^^That picture freaks me the fuck out. For the longest time as a kid, my biggest fear was dying going through the wood-chipper. Wood-chipper and burning to death.


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23451806 - 07/18/16 03:40 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

No they actually treat me like a genius


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23451938 - 07/18/16 06:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
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MrBlueYoMind said:
Yea I totally hate it when my mom shows me she cares about me by giving me good advice! 

How fucking stupid does she think I am?




There's a difference between giving good advice like "Hey, you should use types of birth control that don't interfere with your hormones" or "You should add these things to your resume to make it more appealing to employers," versus obvious advice like "Don't stick your hand in the wood chipper while it's turned on."





so "Don't stick your hand in the wood chipper while it's turned on."  is bad advice?








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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23452030 - 07/18/16 07:33 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You would be suprised how many blender accidents there are nationwide.
Mine has a feature to only turn on when the cap is on.


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23452069 - 07/18/16 07:44 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
I think its just natural for people to think they are be smarter than anyone so much younger than them



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My parents don't treat me like I'm stupid
but my kids do...:oldman: . . . :peace:


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23452087 - 07/18/16 07:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
^^That picture freaks me the fuck out. For the longest time as a kid, my biggest fear was dying going through the wood-chipper. Wood-chipper and burning to death.




weird, my biggest fear is you NOT going through a woodchipper at some point


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Re: Do your parents treat you like you're stupid? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23452925 - 07/18/16 01:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Your parents have been giving you advice since you were born. 

Put your left shoe on your left foot!  Look left, then right, then left again before crossing the street!  Don't do drugs and stick bowling pins in psychopath bodybuilders assholes!  :wink:

They won't ever stop and you ought to appreciate it cause one day you'll be begging for your parents to insult your intelligence and they won't be around to do it.


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