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Burke Dennings
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Re: MDC/ LNC Sunday funday [Re: koods]
#23451908 - 07/18/16 05:53 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sancho's gonna end up paying alimony before he realizes that there's a difference between married and dating.
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plasma
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Sancho understands marriage to be as easy as waking up one morning next to girlfriend and saying "let's be married now"
Edited by plasma (07/18/16 06:16 AM)
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Sheekle
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Burke Dennings said: Funny you mention full nude massage. I was just reading online the site of my local newspaper, and some masseur got arrested over the weekend for sexual assault. He insisted that this woman go full nude, and then started massaging her. He ended up "sexually assaulting" her (not sure what all that entails, the article was vague), and when she pushed him off her & started getting dressed, the masseur insisted she climb back up on the table because there was time left in her session. Instead, she went to get the cops.
I'm sure that that story is a crazy-far outlier of an exception, nowhere near the norm, I just thought I'd share because I read about it not long before reading about your full nude massage. Good luck.
TBH seriously_trippin i think the fact that the guy requires full nudity is weird as fuck and u should pass on the massage
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hex_enduction
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Re: MDC/ LNC Sunday funday [Re: Sheekle]
#23452405 - 07/18/16 10:16 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah I fucking lol'd at that "one rule: total nudity" bit. I'd have fuckin left then and there
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Connoisseur said: oh ive cried on drugs sunshine said: Tragic. I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.
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sanchothestoner
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Re: MDC/ LNC Sunday funday [Re: koods]
#23452919 - 07/18/16 01:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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koods said:
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sanchothestoner said: i met a girl at a kick back and she was all over my nuts and she had some mda.... my good looks came in handy and i used em to get some free sass 
so yaaaaa becky i'm high on mda right meow and drunk 
I thought you just got married.
i'm a slut
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sanchothestoner
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Burke Dennings said: Sancho's gonna end up paying alimony before he realizes that there's a difference between married and dating.
what's wrong with flirting for drugs when ur girl is away
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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