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Anonymous #1

I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women
    #23446828 - 07/16/16 01:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

fuck

is my dick broke?


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Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23446832 - 07/16/16 01:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Haha yep, you did something wrong


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Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Algo]
    #23446836 - 07/16/16 01:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Haha


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Anonymous #1

Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Algo]
    #23446903 - 07/16/16 01:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

well I mean I jacked off the other day successfully somehow but now I am back to being juiced up yet not really feeling like going through with a nut


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Anonymous #1

Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23446972 - 07/16/16 02:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)




Edited by Anonymous (07/16/16 02:24 PM)


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Anonymous #2

Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23447313 - 07/16/16 04:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Randy My nigga with the fart porn mmmhhhhmmm


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Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23447597 - 07/16/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Refer to my sig.


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Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23447755 - 07/16/16 08:04 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Stop masturbating. Best life choice. You will get real women. There's your solution. It's simple.


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Anonymous #1

Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Broly]
    #23447917 - 07/16/16 09:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

this all started after I met a woman and I'm barely nutting it at all


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Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23448951 - 07/17/16 07:22 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You Americans are damn strange with your weird benefits-of-not-masturbating-stories.
That is an exclusively american idea and I doubt that becoming ridiculously horny, emotionally imbalanced and aggressive would help in getting to know women.
Someone who hasn't nutted in weeks will definitely come off needy and overly sexual.

I'm pretty sure that idea is some leftover of christian guilt bs because it doesn't make any sense.


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Anonymous #1

Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #23449046 - 07/17/16 08:15 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

uhm I just don't feel like nutting bruh, I have no goal

not sure if I'm the one you meant to reply to.


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Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #23449768 - 07/17/16 12:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Masturbating is gay and for weaklings.

Semen is energy , semen retention has huge beneifts. Wet dreams will get rid of build up.


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Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Broly] * 1
    #23449777 - 07/17/16 12:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Huge benefits indeed, like prostate cancer.


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Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23450623 - 07/17/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Buy a fleshlight OP. Totally changed my masturbation game :cheers:


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Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #23450888 - 07/17/16 07:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
this all started after I met a woman and I'm barely nutting it at all





Maybe you crave the real thing, and porn wont suffice.


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Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Lucis]
    #23452050 - 07/18/16 07:39 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

that's about what I was getting at


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Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23452192 - 07/18/16 08:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

As I got older I realized if I looked at porn, it didn't have that much affect on me, but the real thing could get me hard quick, I have read this is just part of growing up.

I like to look at a woman's form, that turns me on more than any porn will, just a pic of a girl not doing anything super sexual, or posing in a very raunchy way, is very hot.

Tastefully done nudes are wonderful because of their simplicity.


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Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Lucis]
    #23452797 - 07/18/16 12:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Right, that's what I've used to fap for the majority of my life. Met art, hegre etc...


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Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Broly]
    #23461350 - 07/21/16 12:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Broly said:
Masturbating is gay and for weaklings.

Semen is energy , semen retention has huge beneifts. Wet dreams will get rid of build up.



Wet dreams are the opposite of semen retention. The stuff you are saying is complete bullshit.


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Re: I am so horny and I Can't get hard to porn or fantasies or meet women [Re: Broly]
    #23461518 - 07/21/16 03:02 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Broly said:
Pooping is gay and for weaklings.

Poop is energy , poop retention has huge beneifts. Uncontrollable diarrhea will get rid of build up.



:shrug:


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