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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23442092 - 07/14/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Pffft..



This is a truck.

What you posted is a weak attempt at this:



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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23442106 - 07/14/16 09:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

It don't mean a fuck if it ain't got that truck.


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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23442237 - 07/14/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

What's hilarious is every single pic is of a pickup, not a TRUCK

I've noticed libs Libs think of pickups the same way they do guns, that they are used by insecure hillbillies to make up for penis size or some BS like that


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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: hostileuniverse]
    #23442282 - 07/14/16 10:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Pretty much every single thing you own, everything in your house including all the building materials used to build it, we're all brought to you on the back of a truck.

The world would be a shitty hellhole compared to what we have today if it wasn't for trucks.

Also Gravedigger.


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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: Supachopped719]
    #23442353 - 07/14/16 10:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I need it to do work? :shrug:


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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23442581 - 07/15/16 12:08 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Pffft..



This is a truck.

What you posted is a weak attempt at this:







do you even truck bro?



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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: hostileuniverse]
    #23442624 - 07/15/16 12:39 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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hostileuniverse said:
What's hilarious is every single pic is of a pickup, not a TRUCK

I've noticed libs Libs think of pickups the same way they do guns, that they are used by insecure hillbillies to make up for penis size or some BS like that



Pickup Truck

Is the full designation :lol:


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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23443102 - 07/15/16 07:15 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

twighead said:
MY PENIS ISNT SMALL







do you even have a penis?






You have been assholishly hilariously as of late


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All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23443117 - 07/15/16 07:26 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

This title question has different meaning in terror circles. (Too soon?)


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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: Revok]
    #23443202 - 07/15/16 08:13 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I have zero practical use for a truck but lately I've really wanted to buy a 4x4 pickup that I could go off-roading in :lol: I'd also get it lifted and looking obnoxious as fuck just for the hell of it.


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23443230 - 07/15/16 08:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

hex_enduction said:
I could go off-roading in





If you want to get into off-roading, then I suggest a Jeep, the shorter wheel base is great.


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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: Lucis]
    #23443259 - 07/15/16 08:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

True. Always loved jeeps too. I just feel like a truck would be even more out of character for me, hence the interest :lol:


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: Lucis]
    #23443264 - 07/15/16 08:39 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:badtrip:


I say jeep too, i am currently driving a jeep. Trucks are dumb unless you need one for work, in my opinion. Whats the appeal of being an obnoxious truck owner? Lol


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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23443276 - 07/15/16 08:42 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Pffft..



This is a truck.




Like this shit, no one realistically needs anything even close to that. Lol

And its a ford!? :rofl:


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Edited by Mr. Magic (07/15/16 08:43 AM)


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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: Mr. Magic]
    #23443280 - 07/15/16 08:43 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

The appeal is purely aesthetic, and being able to haul around my big ass amp would be a plus too :lol:

And I'm not talkin about a monster truck. I'd get something modest :lol:


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23443288 - 07/15/16 08:45 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I see, well theres plenty of room in my jeep for a legit sound system man, just saying :shrug: lol


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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: Mr. Magic]
    #23443293 - 07/15/16 08:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I have a truck I bought for work. Barely use it now because I switched my career so it is designated for camping/hunting/fishing/towing the boat/moving the dogs from place to place. Driving it every day would suck. I have a small all electric car for commuting and it is so different.

It is annoying when I'm in the little car at night and some redneck with a jacked up truck gets behind me blinding me with his headlights.


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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: Mr. Magic]
    #23443300 - 07/15/16 08:50 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Mr. Magic said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Pffft..



This is a truck.




Like this shit, no one realistically needs anything even close to that. Lol

And its a ford!? :rofl:





actually you're wrong. I could use one with a 5th wheel and a trailer, I could
make fuck tons of money. an f350 would suffice but increased towing capacity
would be great


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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: Mr. Magic]
    #23443322 - 07/15/16 08:58 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm not talkin bout a sound system (though I'd get one of those as well for sure), just my big ass guitar amp that doesn't fit in any car I've ever owned :lol:

And you're preaching to the choir a lil bit haha I've loved jeeps my whole life.


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: Why have a truck? [Re: Mr. Magic]
    #23443531 - 07/15/16 10:18 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Mr. Magic said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Pffft..



This is a truck.




Like this shit, no one realistically needs anything even close to that. Lol

And its a ford!? :rofl:



Trucks are like shoe size dude. You think women are throwing themselves at people cruising around in Isuzus and shit? You want the pussy you need a big truck. :yesnod:


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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