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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: why do people suck [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23440797 - 07/14/16 12:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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sanchothestoner said:
so we just met up so she could give me my stuff and idk her vibe was weird.

i think she was hoping we'd hook up.  i'm not stupid about girls anymore.... i know when a girl is checking me out,  and idk shit was weird with her.  the entire car ride she kept telling me how good i looked and touching me n shit.... and even at her house like she was being all... flirty n shit.

but, it's all over with.  i'm stoned, drinking my yerba mate, and surrounded by good people now.




Usually ugly hoes act like that

Just sayin


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


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Re: why do people suck [Re: Niffla]
    #23440803 - 07/14/16 12:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Sancho you said you stayed up for 3 days doing meth before you got in the car with her to drive up. Did this have anything to do with it?


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Re: why do people suck [Re: Starstepper]
    #23440815 - 07/14/16 12:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Starstepper said:
Sancho you said you stayed up for 3 days doing meth before you got in the car with her to drive up. Did this have anything to do with it?




Also a valid question


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Re: why do people suck [Re: plasma]
    #23440840 - 07/14/16 01:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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plasma said:
Did you let her touch your penis?




naw


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But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
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Re: why do people suck [Re: Starstepper]
    #23440847 - 07/14/16 01:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Starstepper said:
Sancho you said you stayed up for 3 days doing meth before you got in the car with her to drive up. Did this have anything to do with it?




nope.  i was a good boy.  like i said, we did some mdma on the drive and i was smoking some pot.  plus, by the time i was with her i had taken kpins n shit so i was chilled out not methed out.


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: why do people suck [Re: plasma]
    #23440880 - 07/14/16 01:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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plasma said:
Did you let her touch your penis?




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I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
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Re: why do people suck [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23440883 - 07/14/16 01:18 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
I ask because back in my addicted days it has happened a few times where I'd be chilling with someone who told me they "party" (meaning to them smoke weed & drink a few beers), and in an attempt to party, I'd bust out the coke and heroin, only to find the other person (or people) shocked/offended at just how much I liked to party.  I know you get down with some freaky stuff, sancho, so I'm wondering if this could be the case.



This made me lol hard. Just remembering some of the looks on peoples faces over the many years when they saw just how hard I like to 'party'.

I have a best mate with whom I consistently battle at every party to be the last man standing. Just the looks alone from people who have gone off to sleep and come back at 2pm and find he and I still sitting at the kitchen table railing whatever and either engaged in heated debate or falling off our chairs laughing is enough to give me that happy memory feeling.

I've had some people do the almost 'aggressively offended' thing though; those memories are not so happy. Some people have a knack of making you feel like a POS social outcast. Wankers.


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Re: why do people suck [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23440887 - 07/14/16 01:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Quote:

plasma said:
Did you let her touch your penis?







i guess i should have let her :frown:


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: why do people suck [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23440894 - 07/14/16 01:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

suck her pussy next time, you might get a few extra days

but females never fail - eventually they will turn on you no matter how much dick is thrown in their face


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Re: why do people suck [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23440895 - 07/14/16 01:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I guess the takeaway lesson here, sancho, is that the next time you get in a car with a girl, you need to show her your penis.

jsb: yeah, I dislike when people act like I'm some kind of asshole for wanting to really party.  I can understand if they don't want to get involved, but the pearl-clutching is ridiculous.


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Re: why do people suck [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23440904 - 07/14/16 01:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
the pearl-clutching is ridiculous.



I had to look that one up, never heard it before:

(idiomatic) Timid, sanctimonious, or easily offended.

I like it. It's the scowl of disapproval that really gets me. I'm a real visual fucker and that shit cuts straight to my heart.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: why do people suck [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #23440907 - 07/14/16 01:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Think of a prim & proper rich old lady, maybe the Queen, in your case.  She sees you carve out a traintrack of ketamine, and right after you rail it, her mouth drops open in a gasp, and her hand flies up to clutch the string of pearls around her neck.


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Re: why do people suck [Re: Burke Dennings] * 2
    #23440926 - 07/14/16 01:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I've got some pearls that old bitch can clutch.  :naughty:


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: why do people suck [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23441061 - 07/14/16 02:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
the pearl-clutching is ridiculous.



I had to look that one up, never heard it before:

(idiomatic) Timid, sanctimonious, or easily offended.

I like it. It's the scowl of disapproval that really gets me. I'm a real visual fucker and that shit cuts straight to my heart.





This shit is solid gold right here. Haha. You guys are awesome. Pearl-clutching is the perfect term. Reminds me of those moments where cocaine is being snorted and everyone is shocked/concerned when I rack up a line as big a pencil when theirs are the size of toothpicks.


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Re: why do people suck [Re: Starstepper]
    #23441094 - 07/14/16 02:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

you guys make me wanna party :P.

I love you all.

Also sancho yeah def show her your dick next time. Forget the wife those things like marriage read more like guidelines than real laws anyways :lol:

Stick to the pirate code.


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Re: why do people suck [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23441158 - 07/14/16 03:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
so we just met up so she could give me my stuff and idk her vibe was weird.

i think she was hoping we'd hook up.  i'm not stupid about girls anymore.... i know when a girl is checking me out,  and idk shit was weird with her.  the entire car ride she kept telling me how good i looked and touching me n shit.... and even at her house like she was being all... flirty n shit.

but, it's all over with.  i'm stoned, drinking my yerba mate, and surrounded by good people now.



Maybe she remembered you have a gf and felt all ashamed thinking you were both gonna be slutty. You said you did mdma, how she acted sounds like maybe she wasn't thinking then had some reservations about it all when she came down.


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Re: why do people suck [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23441930 - 07/14/16 08:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
so we just met up so she could give me my stuff and idk her vibe was weird.

i think she was hoping we'd hook up.  i'm not stupid about girls anymore.... i know when a girl is checking me out,  and idk shit was weird with her.  the entire car ride she kept telling me how good i looked and touching me n shit.... and even at her house like she was being all... flirty n shit.

but, it's all over with.  i'm stoned, drinking my yerba mate, and surrounded by good people now.



Maybe she remembered you have a gf and felt all ashamed thinking you were both gonna be slutty. You said you did mdma, how she acted sounds like maybe she wasn't thinking then had some reservations about it all when she came down.




i think you hit it on the head.


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: why do people suck [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23441975 - 07/14/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i'm glad you raised this question because over the years i've struggled with this same idea as well.  it appears to me, after much speculation that it is simply in some people's nature to suck.  almost in the same manner that we breathe in air to survive, some people rely on the act of sucking in order to feel like they're taking advantageous steps to secure their place in the world.


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Re: why do people suck [Re: bass head]
    #23441986 - 07/14/16 08:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

she is a scorpio :O


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: why do people suck [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23441995 - 07/14/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:badtrip:

Are you serious?


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I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
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