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OfflineSYCOdelik
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Gather around Its story time!
    #2343677 - 02/17/04 12:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ok, so lets try this.

someone posts part of a story, and then someone else continues it, ect....

So Ill start.

It was a sunny saturday afternoon. I Had big plans for today. I had just arrived at a nature park, and was ready for an adventure. I had with me my cd palyer, my cell phone, a cooler full of food, my back pack filled with random stuff, and a big old 1/8 of shrooms...


someone continue, write as much as you want or as little as you want, lets see how crazy this story gets.


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OfflineDestruKtiKon
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Re: Gather around Its story time! [Re: SYCOdelik]
    #2343726 - 02/17/04 12:24 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

...and a nice bag of pot. I decided to sit under a large tree that was nearby, eat my shrooms then smoke a joint.


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Offlineadamj
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Re: Gather around Its story time! [Re: DestruKtiKon]
    #2344312 - 02/17/04 02:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

... then all of a sudden cop cars started fucking coming out of nowhere. They were far enough away so that I could fucking make a run for it and MAYBEEE make it. My only chance was through the forest. But this was no ordinary forest. There are many strange and frightening stories about this forest. The locals called it the forest of hell. But fuck, this was no time to catch up on the local tales, I had to run, and fast. So into the forest I went. Running as fast as my legs could take me.


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Re: Gather around Its story time! [Re: adamj]
    #2345023 - 02/17/04 11:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I finally got away, because once i passed this huge old oak tree, the cops turned around like scared puppies. I sat up next to it, and lit up a joint. I stretched up my arms in comfort, but all the sudden a branch reached down and took the doobie! "Thanks buddy" he said.


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Blas'?trid (bl?s tr?d)
    n.  3rd generation derivitave of a combination of 'bastard' and 'blasted'.  Used as both an insult or an expletive.
    ex.  Blastrid!

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Re: Gather around Its story time! [Re: SYCOdelik]
    #2346304 - 02/17/04 05:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm Scarsam, the doobie smoking tree......what the hell are you?......I replied "i'm human..... I think"......at this point the shrooms must of really started kickin in cause I was talking to a damn oak tree named Scarsam.


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Re: Gather around Its story time! [Re: superfalk]
    #2346878 - 02/17/04 07:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Scarsam told me that his true passion is making cupcakes. So we skipped (yes, skipped) into his kitchen and made a batch. My were they scrumtious.


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:feelsgoodman::dancingshroom::dancingshroom::dancingshroom::ahahaha::dancingshroom::dancingshroom::dancingshroom::feelsgoodman:


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Re: Gather around Its story time! [Re: fung_us_among_us]
    #2346952 - 02/17/04 07:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

When we were done eating, I asked him, "So are you the only tree that talks?" "Oh no," he replied. "Climb up my branches, I want to show you something..."


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Re: Gather around Its story time! [Re: bigbadwolf]
    #2348770 - 02/18/04 05:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So there I was, in my mother's kitchen with Scarsam the Smoking Tree. "Quit stalling and climb up my branches you monkey." "Don't call me a monkey..." As I climbed up his trunk, Scarsam began to laugh with deep roar. I could never make it to the top because he would keep growing and growing and growing. Then he actually pushed his big tree head right through my rooftop. "Stop it!" I said. Upon the utterance of these words, Scarsam's trunk shot downwards like an elevator until he was looking at me, bark to eye. "What'cha gonna do?" He then opened up his mouth, and gobbled me right up. When I awoke I could not see anything. It was cold, damp and smelled of mothballs. I felt confined even though I couldn't see or feel my surroundings. I then was overpowered by the most beautiful smells imaginable. Roses, daises, tulips, the scent of a young woman's skin. The scents charged into my nostrils. Then I could see 'them' A light was turned on, I was within the tree trunk. A bunch of small tree men, the size of #2 pencils began to appear. They spoke in 'smoke-signal' fashion and appeared to not recongize my presence until I sneezed loudly! All 300 of these creatures turned to me in unison at the sound of my bellow. One of them had a some strange looking alien scapel with a laser beam on it. He/ She/ It pointed it right at my genitals.


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Re: Gather around Its story time! [Re: YellowSubmarine]
    #2349344 - 02/18/04 11:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I said, "hey mini-tree stick dude, you ain't gettin near my shlong."


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    n.  3rd generation derivitave of a combination of 'bastard' and 'blasted'.  Used as both an insult or an expletive.
    ex.  Blastrid!

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Re: Gather around Its story time! [Re: Blastrid]
    #2351658 - 02/18/04 08:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

At this, all of them puffed out smoke in short streams, as if they were laughing. Very soon, the room was filled with this smoke. I could hardly see my hand a foot in front of my face. At this point, I realized that I had been too scared to breath. I took a long breath inwards. "Wait a minute, this isn't smoke from burning wood, this is..."


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Offlinegreenhaze
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Re: Gather around Its story time! [Re: bigbadwolf]
    #2352223 - 02/18/04 10:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

GNOME BREATH!!! oh god no!!! There was only one thing i could do....I started popping those suckers like m&m's. Soon, I had eaten them all...I then got a sharp pain in my stomach...I thought to myself, "What would jesus do?" And then it came to me...


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OfflineStrumpling
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Re: Gather around Its story time! [Re: greenhaze]
    #2352299 - 02/18/04 10:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

wow I really wanted to post here but now there's jesus talk


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Re: Gather around Its story time! [Re: Strumpling]
    #2352692 - 02/19/04 12:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

... everything went black again. I kept hearing a voice say "wow I really wanted to post here but now there's jesus talk " I couldn't understand what it meant. Jesus? post? huh? I frantically struggled to come up with a solution to get out of this predicament. Then it dawned upon me. I looked around to make sure no one was looking. Nervous laugh. I'm in complete darkness, I wouldn't be able to see anyone. So I stood up and I started clicking my heels together like there was no tomorrow. Click, click, click.

Then a voice said. "Haha you look like the biggest fairy clicking your heels together!" What the fuck? All of a sudden I was in a room. No windows, no furniture. No nothing. Just a man about 10 feet infront of me, sitting in an old wooden chair. He was dressed in purple leather, and had the biggest fucking flower sunglasses I've ever seen in my life. He held out his arms. Boths his hands were in fists. He began to turn them over and strecth his hand out flat. As he slowly did this, a grin appeared on his face. He then said "Well, Sunny boy... what will it be? Red or Blue?" Holy mother fuck, I'm Neo! But just as I thought that, Neo came out of the darkness wearing no clothes and screamed "DUde, TakE the FUCkINg BluE ONE!~ I'M SO FUCking TRipiin!! ThiiS is GreaT!!! MAtrIX 4 Life!!!!" I dashed forwrad and grabbed both pills and ate them. If I'm gonna be drugged with a date rape pill, I might as well go down trippin on both pills. As I did this, the man in the chair dropped his mouth wide open. "You fucker! You just ate Jesus's viagra!!!!!!!!!" Oh shit. Naked women everywhere. Penis expanding. 10ft, 50ft, 100ft. Good god, stop it! I'm gonna fuck the world up, literally!!! Oh shit, there's no more space left in the room!

GOD DAMMIT! IM CLICKING MY FUCKING HEELS BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING!!!

All I could hear was "wow I really wanted to post here but now there's jesus talk "


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Re: Gather around Its story time! [Re: adamj]
    #2353522 - 02/19/04 04:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

"That's enough of that talk cracka!" The man bellowed from across the room. He shot out his arm and opened his hand. I felt an incredible rush of energy within my body. I began to rise into the air. "What? What is going on!?" I yelled. "Shut up cracka and watch this!" He said in response. Then everything went white, very white. When I opened my eyes I was in a green meadow. The sky was electric blue. Everything had grown in size or I was very small. Something was different about my body. My whole body felt furry. "Oh shit!" I thought to myself. "That crazy old man turned me into a god-damned rabbit!" Just then I saw another rabbit, then another, then another. They were looking at me and wanted me to follow them, so I did, and over the grassy knoll we went... in search of mutated psychedelic carrots . . .


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Re: Gather around Its story time! [Re: YellowSubmarine]
    #2353610 - 02/19/04 05:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

...So off we hopped to the meadow to find the carrots. As we neared the meadow the sky became dark, and a eerie silence fell upon the land, when suddenly we where ambushed by 20ft tall multicolored carrots....


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