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InvisibleModestMouse
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Waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up from work * 2
    #23435169 - 07/12/16 03:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Sitting on a lawnchair at some retirement home
Huffing gasoline out of an old Snapple bottle
And it made sense
Because nothing has made sense

The old women are waving to me as they drive by
Brave one says its too hot to be working outside today
I nod and attempt eloquence but land in cognitive deficiency
"Hot!" Is all I manage

Caught the groundskeeper peeking over at me from the toolshed
He must think I'm here to cause trouble
Another junkie laborer from out of town ready to bust into Green Gardens and steal Percocet from putrid elders
He waves. The brain tells its head to nod and it does

*hhhffffffff*
Feels like I'm on a beach
Maybe the toolshed lurker was right, maybe I am only here to pilfer weak painkillers and scare the elderly
Maybe it's subconsciously the reason I started learning masonry

All that work
*hhhffffffff*
Leads to this exact moment
So I can bust in on someones mothers mother playing Parcheesi
Flip her out the window and down whatever's behind the bathroom mirror with a shot of Listerine

Black out, strip naked, and run around the grounds with a pair of hedge trimmers
Cutting all the flower tops and rubbing them on my face
*hhhfffffffff*
I should probably seek help


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Re: Waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up from work [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23435186 - 07/12/16 03:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

you wrote that?

not bad


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InvisibleModestMouse
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Re: Waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up from work [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23435192 - 07/12/16 03:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah just now at work
Thanks :smile:


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Re: Waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up from work [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23435215 - 07/12/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

did you write it on gas i assume?


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InvisibleModestMouse
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Re: Waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up from work [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23435226 - 07/12/16 03:18 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah I accidentally got very spun on it at work and towards the end of the day I came back to it for a refresher.

Pretty awful stuff that


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Re: Waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up from work [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23435230 - 07/12/16 03:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I think it's nice :sun:


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Re: Waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up from work [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23435248 - 07/12/16 03:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

She's fucking someone else, bro!

:wildcard:


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Re: Waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up from work [Re: shadyy]
    #23435259 - 07/12/16 03:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:lol: I hope she is
I'm not fucking her nearly as often as she'd like

:sun:


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Re: Waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up from work [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23435263 - 07/12/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

pirate-blues said:
I think it's nice :sun:




Gas or the poem?


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Re: Waiting for my girlfriend to pick me up from work [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23435284 - 07/12/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:

The poem.

The *hffffff* part is so vivid


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