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OfflineLogicaL ChaosM
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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Spiritwithin]
    #23439600 - 07/13/16 11:51 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

ya, i vote lightening strike as well :lol:


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23439632 - 07/14/16 12:06 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

India has a fuckton of lightning strikes.  It's the deadliest natural disaster in the country.  Who'da thunkit?


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23439667 - 07/14/16 12:22 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Also that seems like it would be excruciating


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23439688 - 07/14/16 12:31 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sophistic Radiance said:
Lightning*




Lightening. A pure land zen master dies at will by lightening.

*swaps BS on head


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Hobozen]
    #23440067 - 07/14/16 07:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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blankk said:
Quote:

Sophistic Radiance said:
Lightning*




Lightening. A pure land zen master dies at will by lightening.

*swaps BS on head



Pure land =/= zen. They're two different ideologically opposed schools


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Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23440104 - 07/14/16 07:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

SShot in the back of the head by a sniper while I peacefully walk down the street


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23440128 - 07/14/16 07:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Sophistic Radiance said:
Lightning*




no he's talking about Chronic Lightening Syndrome, where people gradually lose mass due to sodomized electrons and eventually just fade away completely

it's tragic :frown:


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23440276 - 07/14/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I know a woman who got struck by lightening on a soccer field at an elementary school in front of kids and parents and she dead af


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Patlal]
    #23440292 - 07/14/16 09:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Patlal said:
SShot in the back of the head by a sniper while I peacefully walk down the street




Damn. :sad:

Mine would be sacrificing myself for another person, like maybe my GF, in space or on Mars, and floating away into the cosmos, to drift forever in space where i belong to return....


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 4
    #23440313 - 07/14/16 09:13 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I would like to be licked to death by dozens of cute puppies.


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23440731 - 07/14/16 12:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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hex_enduction said:
Quote:

blankk said:
Quote:

Sophistic Radiance said:
Lightning*




Lightening. A pure land zen master dies at will by lightening.

*swaps BS on head



Pure land =/= zen. They're two different ideologically opposed schools




I read a bit on it in a book called 'PURE-LAND ZEN ZEN PURE-LAND' , so I assumed it was zen :shrug:


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #23440855 - 07/14/16 01:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Le_Canard said:
I would like to be licked fucked to death by dozens of cute puppies women.



Fixed.


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23440860 - 07/14/16 01:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i'd blow my brains out in front of all my family and friends to show them how much i love them :smile:


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Patlal]
    #23440869 - 07/14/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Shot in the back of the head by a sniper while I peacefully walk down the street



I was just admiring this one whilst drinking my morning coffee. I was imagining thinking 'what's that whistling sound?' about 0.2 seconds before my head exploded...


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23440871 - 07/14/16 01:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

A bear ripped the tarp off my tent this morning, I woke up yelling. It circled around me, looked at me, I said "hey bear", and it took off. I was ready to die with a machete in hand.


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Hobozen]
    #23441119 - 07/14/16 02:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Heroin

But my family would be in pieces
I'd probably write up a note saying that I was ready to pass and this was the way I wanted to go.

This is far, far down the line. It would essentially be euthanasia.
But I do think heroin is the most peaceful way to go and ensure you do so on your account.


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23441144 - 07/14/16 03:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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i'd blow my brains out in front of all my family and friends to show them how much i love them :smile:




Its what your family and friends would want :omgz:


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Hobozen]
    #23441165 - 07/14/16 03:20 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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blankk said:
A bear ripped the tarp off my tent this morning, I woke up yelling. It circled around me, looked at me, I said "hey bear", and it took off. I was ready to die with a machete in hand.




u wot m8


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23441254 - 07/14/16 04:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

it was scary for the first few moments, then i grabbed the machete and was ready to fight the giant beast. getting to my roots in these woods mayne.


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Hobozen]
    #23441258 - 07/14/16 04:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I would want to die in my sleep

If im trying to be funny, i would say:

Death by horse-dick


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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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