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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Spiritwithin]
#23439600 - 07/13/16 11:51 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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ya, i vote lightening strike as well
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abltsandwich
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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23439632 - 07/14/16 12:06 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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India has a fuckton of lightning strikes. It's the deadliest natural disaster in the country. Who'da thunkit?
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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: abltsandwich]
#23439667 - 07/14/16 12:22 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Also that seems like it would be excruciating
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Hobozen


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Quote:
Sophistic Radiance said: Lightning*
Lightening. A pure land zen master dies at will by lightening.
*swaps BS on head
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hex_enduction
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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Hobozen]
#23440067 - 07/14/16 07:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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blankk said:
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Sophistic Radiance said: Lightning*
Lightening. A pure land zen master dies at will by lightening.
*swaps BS on head
Pure land =/= zen. They're two different ideologically opposed schools
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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: hex_enduction]
#23440104 - 07/14/16 07:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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SShot in the back of the head by a sniper while I peacefully walk down the street
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Mad_Larkin
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Sophistic Radiance said: Lightning*
no he's talking about Chronic Lightening Syndrome, where people gradually lose mass due to sodomized electrons and eventually just fade away completely
it's tragic
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goop


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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#23440276 - 07/14/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I know a woman who got struck by lightening on a soccer field at an elementary school in front of kids and parents and she dead af
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Patlal]
#23440292 - 07/14/16 09:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal said: SShot in the back of the head by a sniper while I peacefully walk down the street
Damn. 
Mine would be sacrificing myself for another person, like maybe my GF, in space or on Mars, and floating away into the cosmos, to drift forever in space where i belong to return....
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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 4
#23440313 - 07/14/16 09:13 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would like to be licked to death by dozens of cute puppies.
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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: hex_enduction]
#23440731 - 07/14/16 12:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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hex_enduction said:
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blankk said:
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Sophistic Radiance said: Lightning*
Lightening. A pure land zen master dies at will by lightening.
*swaps BS on head
Pure land =/= zen. They're two different ideologically opposed schools
I read a bit on it in a book called 'PURE-LAND ZEN ZEN PURE-LAND' , so I assumed it was zen
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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Le_Canard]
#23440855 - 07/14/16 01:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Le_Canard said: I would like to be licked fucked to death by dozens of cute puppies women.
Fixed.
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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23440860 - 07/14/16 01:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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i'd blow my brains out in front of all my family and friends to show them how much i love them
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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Patlal]
#23440869 - 07/14/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Shot in the back of the head by a sniper while I peacefully walk down the street
I was just admiring this one whilst drinking my morning coffee. I was imagining thinking 'what's that whistling sound?' about 0.2 seconds before my head exploded...
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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: sanchothestoner]
#23440871 - 07/14/16 01:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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A bear ripped the tarp off my tent this morning, I woke up yelling. It circled around me, looked at me, I said "hey bear", and it took off. I was ready to die with a machete in hand.
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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Hobozen]
#23441119 - 07/14/16 02:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Heroin
But my family would be in pieces I'd probably write up a note saying that I was ready to pass and this was the way I wanted to go.
This is far, far down the line. It would essentially be euthanasia. But I do think heroin is the most peaceful way to go and ensure you do so on your account.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: sanchothestoner]
#23441144 - 07/14/16 03:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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sanchothestoner said: i'd blow my brains out in front of all my family and friends to show them how much i love them 
Its what your family and friends would want
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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Hobozen]
#23441165 - 07/14/16 03:20 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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blankk said: A bear ripped the tarp off my tent this morning, I woke up yelling. It circled around me, looked at me, I said "hey bear", and it took off. I was ready to die with a machete in hand.
u wot m8
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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#23441254 - 07/14/16 04:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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it was scary for the first few moments, then i grabbed the machete and was ready to fight the giant beast. getting to my roots in these woods mayne.
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: How would you choose to die if you could? [Re: Hobozen]
#23441258 - 07/14/16 04:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I would want to die in my sleep
If im trying to be funny, i would say:
Death by horse-dick
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