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#23431667 - 07/11/16 09:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I asked my sisters how many selfies they take a day, and they both said about 200 each.
That's what teenage girls do now I guess. They take hundreds of pictures of themselves every day.
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?
That's literally the most insane thing i've heard in, fuck, I don't even know how long.
What do you Shroomerites think about this?
In b4 "pix or it didn't happen"
What an insanely psychotic society we live in
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Sheekle] 16
#23431674 - 07/11/16 09:58 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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What comes across as self obsession or vanity or narcissism is really just insecurity and a need to feel validated by the virtual "likes" from other people in social media. It's all bullshit designed to make you feel horrible about yourself so the ad agencies on the social media payrolls can bombard these people with products and stuff like that. It's sad, really. I've never seen a woman more beautiful than when she was captured in a candid moment of joy or intense emotion or some kind. Not 200 of the same creepy practiced cheesed out duckface smirks that pass for smiling selfies.
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: idiotek] 5
#23431687 - 07/11/16 10:07 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Aren't your sisters twins? That's like 400 pix of the same person
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: koods]
#23431691 - 07/11/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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The last time I took a selfie was months ago.
I practically never take pictures of anything.
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Patlal]
#23431693 - 07/11/16 10:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Sun King]
#23431700 - 07/11/16 10:13 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Sun King]
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Stupid shit, thats almost as bad as my mom who would post EVERY DAMN MEAL she ate before she ate it. Part of the reason i left social media (about 6-8 years ago, exept shroomery) i will never leave shroomery.
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: idiotek]
#23431772 - 07/11/16 11:02 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Geoff Peterson said: What comes across as self obsession or vanity or narcissism is really just insecurity and a need to feel validated by the virtual "likes" from other people in social media. It's all bullshit designed to make you feel horrible about yourself so the ad agencies on the social media payrolls can bombard these people with products and stuff like that. It's sad, really. I've never seen a woman more beautiful than when she was captured in a candid moment of joy or intense emotion or some kind. Not 200 of the same creepy practiced cheesed out duckface smirks that pass for smiling selfies.
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: idiotek]
#23431787 - 07/11/16 11:12 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Geoff Peterson said: Not 200 of the same creepy practiced cheesed out duckface smirks that pass for smiling selfies.
My sister does this. I'm convinced she's the most self absorbed, shallow, fake human being on planet earth. Everything, in that pea brained mind of hers, must revolve around her, or else she loses immediate interest.
Anyway I digress. She takes constant selfies of herself, every day, multiple times a day. From the same exact carefully practiced angle, with the same exact look/smile on her face. Each photo looks EXACTLY the same. It's fucking weird, man.
She probably has literally thousands of the same exact pose and picture on her FB going back years.
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Niffla] 1
#23431791 - 07/11/16 11:13 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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Geoff Peterson said: Not 200 of the same creepy practiced cheesed out duckface smirks that pass for smiling selfies.
My sister does this. I'm convinced she's the most self absorbed, shallow, fake human being on planet earth. Everything, in that pea brained mind of hers, must revolve around her, or else she loses immediate interest.
Anyway I digress. She takes constant selfies of herself, every day, multiple times a day. From the same exact carefully practiced angle, with the same exact look/smile on her face. Each photo looks EXACTLY the same. It's fucking weird, man.
She probably has literally thousands of the same exact pose and picture on her FB going back years.
pics or it didnt happen
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Niffla]
#23431796 - 07/11/16 11:16 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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The fact that people who do this generally always make the same pose/expression in every picture is what confuses me most about it, at that point, what is the point?
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SirShroomsAlott said: The fact that people who do this generally always make the same pose/expression in every picture is what confuses me most about it, at that point, what is the point?
I don't know, man. It's fucking weird. May as well just take pictures of a motherfucking mannequin and just dress it with different clothes everyday.
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Niffla]
#23431841 - 07/11/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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How many tie dye shirts do you make a day
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Niffla] 1
#23431879 - 07/11/16 11:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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SirShroomsAlott said: The fact that people who do this generally always make the same pose/expression in every picture is what confuses me most about it, at that point, what is the point?
I don't know, man. It's fucking weird. May as well just take pictures of a motherfucking mannequin and just dress it with different clothes everyday.
That or photoshop a different backround every morning rather then taking the same one at a different spot over and over again
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Sheekle]
#23431919 - 07/11/16 12:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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You got Sisters?!?!?!

Its definitely a self-centered thing for sure. But its American society that created the selfie. Society's pressures for incredible female beauty, achieving the perfection of cuteness, universal social acceptance via self-photos, all that stuff.
Definitely related to anxexia/bulumia and plastic surgery.
Plus, it gives teenage females something to do with their near-infinite free time
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the ONLY selfie i've ever taken was the time i was shaving my head, and my clippers shit the bed halfway through. had to send the old lady out for another set lol.
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I was forced into taking my first selfie ever a few weeks ago by this cute girl I know. Honestly, I felt so uncomfortable. Selfies are dumb and I would rather not be a part of that
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Pokemon go and selfies, all the rage these days haha. I don't get it, shit, I don't even have time to be taking pics of myself. If your a grown ass man taking pics of yourself constantly there's something wrong. young self obsessed teenage girls is somewhat understandable.
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Sheekle]
#23432064 - 07/11/16 01:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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They're teenage girls, what did you expect?
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: nooneman]
#23432152 - 07/11/16 01:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's about the same number our prime minister takes a day.
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I want to see niffla and his sisters selfies
And patlal
And lets see skeekles selfies and his sisters selfies too
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: goop]
#23432302 - 07/11/16 02:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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i wonder how many selfies oceanshore took daily
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Sheekle]
#23432355 - 07/11/16 03:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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The Movement takes 100s of selfies a day to see if he is still pretty.
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Sheekle]
#23432391 - 07/11/16 03:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: i wonder how many selfies oceanshore took daily
What I want to know is how he managed to have the *exact* same expression in every pic. That's fucking talent right there.
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These make pretty much make me sick.
I would never say anything to these people about it because it would probably destroy them in some way if they weren't in complete denial but they either get hidden or unfriended.
Some people snap out of it though and realise the bigger picture doesn't just involve them and their rehearsed smile.
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Herbologist said: How many tie dye shirts do you make a day
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It doesn't destroy them, everyone knows their selfies are meaningless and pathetic but they keep doing it anyway cus they don't give a fuck what you think
When are you gonna snap out of beating off every day and realize the bigger picture isn't about planing your next beat sesh?
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: goop] 1
#23432428 - 07/11/16 03:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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goop said: everyone knows their selfies are meaningless and pathetic but they keep doing it anyway cus they don't give a fuck what you think
I dunno about that man. We're talking about teenage girls here (for the most part I expect) in the modern age where presenting your best self via various forms of online/social media is not only the norm, but encouraged.
I think the problem is the opposite to the one you describe; they give waaaayy too much of a fuck what people think.
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Sheekle]
#23432445 - 07/11/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've known some women like that, creepy
Oceanshore / Jenny, is a self-portrait artiste, the subtle variants between each portrait are astounding (S)he makes Derrick Zoolander look like an amateur
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Aedium]
#23432511 - 07/11/16 04:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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How would it even be possible to look at that many pics? And after 3 days u have like 600 pics that would be too time consuming I would run out of time.
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23432526 - 07/11/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bathroom mirror selfies are the bomb diggity.
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Jokeshopbeard said:
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Sheekle said: i wonder how many selfies oceanshore took daily
What I want to know is how he managed to have the *exact* same expression in every pic. That's fucking talent right there.
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If you took those drugs on the daily I'm sure you would have the same expression...
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: idiotek]
#23432546 - 07/11/16 04:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Geoff Peterson said: What comes across as self obsession or vanity or narcissism is really just insecurity and a need to feel validated by the virtual "likes" from other people in social media. It's all bullshit designed to make you feel horrible about yourself so the ad agencies on the social media payrolls can bombard these people with products and stuff like that. It's sad, really. I've never seen a woman more beautiful than when she was captured in a candid moment of joy or intense emotion or some kind. Not 200 of the same creepy practiced cheesed out duckface smirks that pass for smiling selfies.
Very well said.
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Sheekle]
#23432741 - 07/11/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Your sisters sound like a couple of liars
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: goop]
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goop said: It doesn't destroy them, everyone knows their selfies are meaningless and pathetic but they keep doing it anyway cus they don't give a fuck what you think
When are you gonna snap out of beating off every day and realize the bigger picture isn't about planing your next beat sesh?
Keep posting more selfies.
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Repertoire89 said: I've known some women like that, creepy
Oceanshore / Jenny, is a self-portrait artiste, the subtle variants between each portrait are astounding (S)he makes Derrick Zoolander look like an amateur
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Repertoire89 said: I've known some women like that, creepy
Oceanshore / Jenny, is a self-portrait artiste, the subtle variants between each portrait are astounding (S)he makes Derrick Zoolander look like an amateur
Oceanshore has more fb accounts than sheekle has selfies
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Sheekle, is your sister hot?
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They're just trying to see themselves more than they see the status quo vision of beauty, which is a skin and bones, big booby long leg white lady who's ready to get it on but just never will with ya. The Selfie Battalion might be shallow in the sense of adoring their own image in vanity, but I think Mr.Patterson hit the nail on the head. It's all from insecurity.
If you see a hundred pics of what you're supposed to look like all day, then you can take two hundred pics of yourself to be reassured that you're on the right track. They become a walking advertisement for themselves, and thereby a conduit for products and values of broad marketing schemers. For teenagers, and most women, this really is 'just a phase'. They will eventually grow out of it, but sometimes the wound can run very, very deep. They might be afraid to get into 'deep' or 'meaningful' territory for quite a long time.
Sheekle, just take one of their phones one night, or both ideally, and upload their day's stash onto your computer. Then, in an image editing software, make a chaotic collage with all four-hundred pictures. I mean chaotic, some of them upside down, varying sizes, images looking at each other, some with filters on them.... just make it look like a complete pscyho mess, and then print it out on a huge sheet of paper at an office printing store.
Paste it up in a place where they'll see it the next day, and then give them each a huge hug and say "you're beautiful, don't worry about what others think, just be yourself"
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I think sheekle should take all their pics and mix them up and have them try to figure out who is who.
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As always CS, an incredibly insightful response IMO. Nice work man.
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Chakra Shock said: They're just trying to see themselves more than they see the status quo vision of beauty, which is a skin and bones, big booby long leg white lady who's ready to get it on but just never will with ya. The Selfie Battalion might be shallow in the sense of adoring their own image in vanity, but I think Mr.Patterson hit the nail on the head. It's all from insecurity.
If you see a hundred pics of what you're supposed to look like all day, then you can take two hundred pics of yourself to be reassured that you're on the right track. They become a walking advertisement for themselves, and thereby a conduit for products and values of broad marketing schemers. For teenagers, and most women, this really is 'just a phase'. They will eventually grow out of it, but sometimes the wound can run very, very deep. They might be afraid to get into 'deep' or 'meaningful' territory for quite a long time.
Sheekle, just take one of their phones one night, or both ideally, and upload their day's stash onto your computer. Then, in an image editing software, make a chaotic collage with all four-hundred pictures. I mean chaotic, some of them upside down, varying sizes, images looking at each other, some with filters on them.... just make it look like a complete pscyho mess, and then print it out on a huge sheet of paper at an office printing store.
Paste it up in a place where they'll see it the next day, and then give them each a huge hug and say "you're beautiful, don't worry about what others think, just be yourself" 
He could always just take 200 dick picks. But don't do the same pose though that's lame. You can do the goat, see how much you can bend it, see if you can stretch it to your belly button, hell you could even get some finger paint and paint scales on it so it looks like a one eyed snake.
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Dawks]
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Honestly that girl looks more facinating than the moon imo.
A living, breathing, heat emitting, sexy beautiful woman compared to a cold, dead desolate rock where you can do absolutely nothing.
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: goop]
#23435652 - 07/12/16 06:04 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's a pretty convoluted way of looking at this.
Picture to commemorate monumental achievement in bullshit vs Picture to commemorate taking a shit
She doubtless has other pictures, why the inane bathroom selfie?
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It would also be a lot more of an achievement to 'get' to the moon than it would be to 'get' with that woman.
Hardly comparable.
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She is pretty hot though
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: koods]
#23436696 - 07/13/16 12:46 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
koods said: I think sheekle should take all their pics and mix them up and have them try to figure out who is who.
what he said
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Aedium]
#23436711 - 07/13/16 12:53 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I remember reading an article about "the most contacted woman on OkCupid" or some shit, she was giving pointers and tips for how to make your profile more appealing to viewers.
One of the things she suggested was taking a selfie of yourself in great lighting. She mentioned that Mac makeup stores have incredible lighting, and she was taking a bunch of selfies of herself in the store, and mentioned how she had to ask one of the workers there who was behind her shot to move out of the way of her selfie.
God, if that was me, I'd be mortified. "Yeah hi, can you please inconvenience yourself and move out of the way of my shot, so I can take the perfect selfie?" How narcissistic can you be.
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Crystal G]
#23436815 - 07/13/16 02:08 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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ah, i would become so disgusted. i have no idea what id do, but humoring her would not be one of them lol.
the selfie scene is so weird man, the whole idea of even 'posing' for a picture freaks me out.
my sister also takes a lot of pictures she loves them, but they just freak me out .. you know that look people get when they are posing for the camera it is like they are frozen in time, no thought or anything.
now im thinking what if selfies is meditation lol xD no im joking..
but selfies are weird
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: Aedium] 1
#23446097 - 07/16/16 07:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-36795098
Two students have drowned while taking selfies in a swelling river in a remote part of the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh.
Indian media reported that the accident happened while local students were picnicking on the banks of the Kosi river in Rampur district.
A police official said a group of boys went into the river and two ventured too far into deep water.
Several people have died in India while taking selfies over the last year...
...Last year, authorities also imposed a "no selfie zone" at a Hindu festival due to fears they could cause stampedes."
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Re: 200 selfies a day [Re: vinsue]
#23446143 - 07/16/16 07:57 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Natural selection.
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