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Strangest hustlepuppy interactions? 3
#23430042 - 07/10/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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One of my strangest interactions with a hustlepuppy was last Summer when me & a few friends were wandering the streets of Chicago looking for my car at 2am when we came across a fake businessman trying to make a quick buck. He was wearing a suit and tie, and had a briefcase in his hand. Told us this BS story about how he was a radio talk show host in town who lost his wallet on the train & blah blah blah TL;DR it became abundtantly clear through our little 5-10 minute interaction with him that he was actually just a rabid hustlepuppy drug-addict trying to make a quick buck.
There was another hustlepuppy I knew in High School who once planned on robbing me for $600, but I talked my way out of it happening. After stabbing some lady in the hand he went to jail for a few years, and after coming out I gave him some acid. Now he's some innocent saint because apparently he cried tears of joy and had this really deep trip on the acid & all i've heard from him since then is crying. He had a stomach ulcer and cried over it he was saying. IDK, hustlepuppy converted into born-again crybaby I guess.
What are some of your most bizarre experiences with hustlepuppies?
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Re: Strangest hustlepuppy interactions? [Re: Sheekle]
#23430059 - 07/10/16 06:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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On Friday some guy jumped out infront of my car with his arms out(kind of like he was saying "Hit Me Bro!"). He had a big ass smile on his face, and I thought it was funny too because he was obviously joking, so all I did was turn my blinker on, swerve into the other lane, which may have been a bus lane but there was no one else driving on the street, and simply swerved around him and went on with my day.
Then I realized how weird that whole interaction was and how lucky that guy was that I saw him and didn't him him with my car.
p.s. not sure if that was a hustle puppy, it was just a weird interaction I had recently with someone.
Edited by pirate-blues (07/10/16 06:40 PM)
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Re: Strangest hustlepuppy interactions? [Re: Sheekle] 8
#23430063 - 07/10/16 06:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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admit it sheek you just typed all that so you could say "hustlepuppy" a few times
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Re: Strangest hustlepuppy interactions? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23430068 - 07/10/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said: On Friday some guy jumped out infront of my car with his arms out(kind of like he was saying "Hit Me Bro!").
lol what the hell
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Re: Strangest hustlepuppy interactions? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23430073 - 07/10/16 06:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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it is sad when people rely on such a shitty way to procure their drugs.
i once had a new dishwasher at work that said he did electrical work ect. i had him look at a few things at my place, he stole a shitty little power drill from me. i was pissed but figured it could have been much worse.
he od'd on H like 6 months later and didn't come back to life.
edit should say i saw it coming and let it play out. you could see it in his eyes as soon as he knew it was going to happen. people are weird, like i would have paid him way more to just do the work like he said but he was happy with a drill that he probably traded for a stamp or 2.
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Re: Strangest hustlepuppy interactions? [Re: Niffla]
#23430078 - 07/10/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said: On Friday some guy jumped out infront of my car with his arms out(kind of like he was saying "Hit Me Bro!").
lol what the hell
He thought it was funny I guess - he was shuffling around like he was gonna tackle my car. It was obviously tongue in cheek, and I was in a good mood and it made me chuckle before I realized how fucking weird it was.
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Re: Strangest hustlepuppy interactions? [Re: Sheekle]
#23430092 - 07/10/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Strangest hustlepuppy interactions? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23430134 - 07/10/16 07:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said: On Friday some guy jumped out infront of my car with his arms out(kind of like he was saying "Hit Me Bro!").
lol what the hell
He thought it was funny I guess - he was shuffling around like he was gonna tackle my car. It was obviously tongue in cheek, and I was in a good mood and it made me chuckle before I realized how fucking weird it was.
Back when I was like 17-ish I was turning at an intersection, was about to turn right on a red light, and I was looking at the oncoming cars coming left -- and I totally didn't see this dude crossing the street and nudged him
Dude was pissed. He was like damn near twice my size and looked like he was on some PCP or some shit to boot; dude had that crazy look in his eye
Not gonna front, I really thought there was a possibility he was going to wreck me 
He just kept walking though. Nonetheless homie was furious
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Re: Strangest hustlepuppy interactions? [Re: PLURAL]
#23430157 - 07/10/16 07:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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love it when trean cries
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Re: Strangest hustlepuppy interactions? [Re: Sheekle]
#23430166 - 07/10/16 07:20 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Only starnge encounter ive had that comes to mind was driving through dallas and some hooker ran up to my cousins car while we were at a light and was asking for money for the bus.
I dont think she was trying to get her trick but she really looked like a crack whore or something.
It was very strange
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Re: Strangest hustlepuppy interactions? [Re: Niffla]
#23430169 - 07/10/16 07:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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lol or just not about to call the cops over being nudged - sometimes when you're making a left turn in a city with lots of foot traffic you kind of have to cut off pedestrians who are at the cross street you're turning onto in order to make it through the light before it turns red. I always pay attention to cars turning left and am kinda surprised I haven't ever 'nudged' anyone myself.
One time someone literally fell against my car and started banging on the window as I was stopped at an intersection yelling at me to call 911.
I reluctantly rolled down my window, the only other time someone has done something similar they started hitting on me very aggressively while I was in my parked car outside my house and only went away when I started my car and began to drive away, but I was pretty sure this was okay - it was night time but there were a ton of other cars around, but it was right on the edge of the city where it basically turns to suburbs and there's not a lot of people walking around so it took me by surprise.
Cracked my window and he explained that he was super drunk and he needed me to call 911. I was like 'did something happen what's wrong?!' and he was just like 'naw we just had too much to drink we way too drunk'.
I was like 'dude you know that they're gonna pick you up and you're gonna spend the night in a drunk tank' and I offered to call him a taxi instead, but he just kept repeating 'call 911'.
....so I did 
This was all at a light that was red and he walked off as soon as I actually called and when the light turned green I was stuck on the phone trying to explain what happened.
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Re: Strangest hustlepuppy interactions? [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#23430172 - 07/10/16 07:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahhAhahahaha call 911 i'm drunk
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Re: Strangest hustlepuppy interactions? [Re: Sheekle]
#23430177 - 07/10/16 07:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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That followed by 'oh shit she called 911'
is a pretty accurate assessment of how it happened lol.
poor dude. The police station was literally blocks away, no way he didn't spend the night in the drunk tank at least. I still feel pretty bad, but seriously I offered to call him a taxi!
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Re: Strangest hustlepuppy interactions? [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#23430178 - 07/10/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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One time someone literally fell against my car and started banging on the window as I was stopped at an intersection yelling at me to call 911.
I reluctantly rolled down my window, the only other time someone has done something similar they started hitting on me very aggressively while I was in my parked car outside my house and only went away when I started my car and began to drive away, but I was pretty sure this was okay - it was night time but there were a ton of other cars around, but it was right on the edge of the city where it basically turns to suburbs and there's not a lot of people walking around so it took me by surprise.
Cracked my window and he explained that he was super drunk and he needed me to call 911. I was like 'did something happen what's wrong?!' and he was just like 'naw we just had too much to drink we way too drunk'.
I was like 'dude you know that they're gonna pick you up and you're gonna spend the night in a drunk tank' and I offered to call him a taxi instead, but he just kept repeating 'call 911'.
....so I did 
This was all at a light that was red and he walked off as soon as I actually called and when the light turned green I was stuck on the phone trying to explain what happened.

shit got me dying
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Re: Strangest hustlepuppy interactions? [Re: Niffla]
#23435607 - 07/12/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Literally ran into some actual hustle puppies at a gas station today.
Kid no older than 9 or 10 comes up to me, calling me miss/m'am super polite asking to wash my windows. Told him 'let's just skip all this' and hand him a 5 and he thanks me and goes off.
Before I drive off his friend who looks like he's like 7 or so comes up on a razor scooter, asking me for more, and I was like 'sorry kid I have no more cash', he was like 'how much you give him, 16?'.
and I was like.."uhh..no I gave him 5" and realized I totally got played and these kids were just out of school for the summer and making bank at this gas station(which is in one of the cities richer neighborhoods) and just rolled up my window and was like "gotta go cya".
fucking hustle puppies.
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Re: Strangest hustlepuppy interactions? [Re: pirate-blues]
#23435613 - 07/12/16 05:49 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said: Literally ran into some actual hustle puppies at a gas station today.
Kid no older than 9 or 10 comes up to me, calling me miss/m'am super polite asking to wash my windows. Told him 'let's just skip all this' and hand him a 5 and he thanks me and goes off.
Before I drive off his friend who looks like he's like 7 or so comes up on a razor scooter, asking me for more, and I was like 'sorry kid I have no more cash', he was like 'how much you give him, 16?'.
and I was like.."uhh..no I gave him 5" and realized I totally got played and these kids were just out of school for the summer and making bank at this gas station(which is in one of the cities richer neighborhoods) and just rolled up my window and was like "gotta go cya".
fucking hustle puppies.
young hustle puppy prospects in training
they'll be bonafide alpha hustle puppies in a few years
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Re: Strangest hustlepuppy interactions? [Re: Sheekle]
#23435933 - 07/12/16 07:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Strangest one brings back bad memories People can be so dumb
On a more humorous note, I've had a hooker walk up and grab my dick before. She started bending over in front of me while I was walking away, trying to solicit an exchange.
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Re: Strangest hustlepuppy interactions? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23436287 - 07/12/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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was at the store picking up some supplies the other day, when this obviously sketch as fuck guy comes in demanding to know who owned the dog outside. someone in the line said it was his and the guy starts going on and on about how the dog bit him, and how the dog needed a muzzle and that they needed to call the cops etc etc etc.
now on my way in I had seen this pup and said hi to him, he was friendly as could be, tail wagging just a generally nice animal.
anyways these two are arguing for about 2 minutes in the store about it before sketch boy goes storming off and then comes back, at this point I had finished my purchase and went outside to make sure he didn't do anything to the dog. sure enough the dog was still just as friendly as the first time.
owner comes out and the two continue to argue, the only time the dog got at all defensive and started to growl was when the guy came near it. either the dog could tell something was up with him, or even worse, the guy had done something like kicked him to provoke the bite.
in any case he kept trying to show the "alleged" dog bite, and from what i could see there wasn't a fucking scratch on him. I eventually called the cops for them but apparently unless someone is bleeding dog bites are an animal control issue here, not a police issue.
that seemed to piss off the scammer and he left getting nothing.
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