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K-9 Unit


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A friend of mine posted this a few days back and I found it absolutely hilarious, I hope at least one of you gets this.
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hostileuniverse
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Re: Pokemon go thread [Re: K-9 Unit]
#23532544 - 08/11/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Claimed my first gym today, I was pretty stoked
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Herbologist
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I've claimed the same gym 3 times now with my Vaporeon. It always gets taken down though by someone.
I still really want a Snorlax.
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http://kron4.com/2016/08/07/san-mateo-resident-killed-playing-pokemon-go-in-san-francisco/
Don't forget to bring some potions with you and maybe a couple revives when you go out poke hunting late at night. Team rocket is fucking ruthless in real life.
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Ballerium
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Just found this thread and thought I would post my top 12. This game is ridiculously addictive!
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MrBlueYoMind
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Re: Pokemon go thread [Re: Ballerium]
#23599282 - 08/31/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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The title of this thread should be "Paying to work for the State Surveillance System while simultaneously being indoctrinated to believe it is fun to sacrifice yours and those around yous 4th amendment right to not be spied on"
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Ballerium
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Herbologist
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MrBlueYoMind said: The title of this thread should be "Paying to work for the State Surveillance System while simultaneously being indoctrinated to believe it is fun to sacrifice yours and those around yous 4th amendment right to not be spied on"
you must be fun at parties
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SloppyJoseph
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Well everyone, the NSA finally caught up to me. They said it was because they saw my pokemon go avatar jumping from house to house and state to state so they knew I had to be an interstate gun smuggler. They got me, all because of pokemon
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MrBlueYoMind
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Mock it all you want, it is the next step in social conditioning for the surveillance state.
They used to have to break laws and be sneaky to snoop through your phone or access your camera. Now you agree to let them do it and think you are having fun, and you even spend money to allow it. It is a sacrifice of the 4th amendment. If you are playing it at a friends house, you are allowing your phone to spy on the inside of their home without their consent.
I'm more fun at parties than someone who stares at their phone trying to catch imaginary creatures while simultaneously monitoring everyone at the party.
I bet you guys know more kinds of pokemon than animals that actually exist and live in reality.
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Going in huh.. Why did you stop you were close to a full blown 
I don't let anyone use my camera. No one who actually plays the game for more than 5 minutes does that. I'm not about to let anyone see anything important that I do. Except how I go to the post office and the local parks
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Magenta
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How the fuck did you get the name, 'Ballerium'!? 
Nice Pokemon by the way. I'll share mine in the next day or so, if i remember. Just reached level 28 today. I went for a drive to a town forty minutes away to hunt for Pokemon. Funny enough, it's the town i used to mainly venture to hunt for shrooms.
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Magenta
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MrBlueYoMind said: Mock it all you want, it is the next step in social conditioning for the surveillance state.
They used to have to break laws and be sneaky to snoop through your phone or access your camera. Now you agree to let them do it and think you are having fun, and you even spend money to allow it. It is a sacrifice of the 4th amendment. If you are playing it at a friends house, you are allowing your phone to spy on the inside of their home without their consent.
Lets be realistic, fuck loads of people already have Facebook which already takes our info and sells it. I don't know the validity of what you're saying, but if it were true, what new info would they gain that they couldn't easily gain from other sources? Why aren't you criticising the likes of Facebook? Why are you even using the internet? For that matter.
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Magenta
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Re: Pokemon go thread [Re: Magenta]
#23615749 - 09/05/16 06:37 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Here's my strongest Pokemon. I have work tomorrow but tomorrow i'll be setting up some lures and catching as many Pokemon as crazy because i'm in need of more stardust... Not before going for a small drive to retake a couple of gyms that were taken away form me though.
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MrBlueYoMind said: Mock it all you want, it is the next step in social conditioning for the surveillance state.
They used to have to break laws and be sneaky to snoop through your phone or access your camera. Now you agree to let them do it and think you are having fun, and you even spend money to allow it. It is a sacrifice of the 4th amendment. If you are playing it at a friends house, you are allowing your phone to spy on the inside of their home without their consent.
I'm more fun at parties than someone who stares at their phone trying to catch imaginary creatures while simultaneously monitoring everyone at the party.
I bet you guys know more kinds of pokemon than animals that actually exist and live in reality.
You are like that one kid who finds jesus and preaches to every single person he runs into on the street.
You are embarrassing yourself.. Or at the very least, we feel embarrassed for you.
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Magenta
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Re: Pokemon go thread [Re: ak47myth]
#23615955 - 09/05/16 07:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I wanted to find rare Pokemon, but instead all i found was this crappy Jesus!
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Ballerium
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Re: Pokemon go thread [Re: Magenta] 1
#23617941 - 09/06/16 11:55 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Jesus, your pokemon have so much higher CP than my mine, and we're both the same level now I think - I'm halfway into level 28. Anyway nice 'mon! I don't know how I got Ballerium though. I guess I just got lucky. I registered on 7/17 which at that time the game had only been released for a couple weeks.
My boyfriend registered like a week ago though and he had a hard time getting any of the names he wanted. He ended up saying fuck it and just added some numbers at the end of a name so he could get on with actually playing.
Here's my updated top 12.

Not much has changed. I powered up what I could, and evolved some eevees, which resulted in more Flareon than I could shake a stick at. I'm sick of them. I want more Vaporeon and Jolteon but every fucking time, another fucking Flareon pops out. If I get one more god damn Flareon I swear...lol.
And I've already milked the Rainer/Sparky/Pyro trick unfortunately.
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Magenta
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Re: Pokemon go thread [Re: Ballerium]
#23620621 - 09/07/16 02:52 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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You have a good Snorelax though. I've been trying to get one of them for ages. A lot of my high CP Pokemon are archanines which are common where i live, and they have a naturally outrageously high CP, so it's not a fair comparison to be honest. Do you check IVs? I do, and my pride and glory is actually a Parasect. You can't see it in that pic. It's maxed out but only has a CP of one thousand four hundred and something. It is my fav though because it has perfect IVs and the best moveset for it, Bug Bite and Solar Beam. A lot of people underestimate the Parasect but because mine has perfect IVs i have continued to power it up and it can smash a Slowbro with much higher CP.
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Ballerium said: Not much has changed. I powered up what I could, and evolved some eevees, which resulted in more Flareon than I could shake a stick at. I'm sick of them. I want more Vaporeon and Jolteon but every fucking time, another fucking Flareon pops out. If I get one more god damn Flareon I swear...lol.
And I've already milked the Rainer/Sparky/Pyro trick unfortunately.
Holy crap, i didn't realise you could only use that trick once. I thought it worked all the time. I've used it all three times too. Today i decided to test it again to see if i could get a Joltion with good IVs, (Joltion needs every advantage it can get to be on par with its brothers) I got a flarion too. Having an abundance of growlith where i live, flarions are somewhat redundant in my area. Now i am devastated that i wasted my chances.
What moves does you Victorybell have? I have two now, which is quite the accomplishment for my area because Bellsprouts don't show up often where i live. I was on holiday at the beach for two weeks not long ago and i've been hatching eggs like crazy since though, so that's how i've managed to get two. Both of mine have a pretty average move set. One is purely poison type moves, and the other has a mixed move set that's better, but not what i wanted.
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Magenta
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Re: Pokemon go thread [Re: Ballerium]
#23620635 - 09/07/16 03:09 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hey, i just noticed that all your Pokemon are sorted by favourite. Here's mine in the same fashion.
 (I name adjusted my Pokemon today, so some of these Pokemon have different names to before)
Three of my Pokemon just got knocked out of gyms. I know who's done it. It's this little shithead yellow. I'm trying to come to peaceful terms with Yellow so that we can share gyms. It needs to be done so that we can overcome the real enemy that is the overwhelming Red team. Yellow gets so many gyms, and Blue gets the same amount, Some Yellow players have understood this but there's a couple that are either selfish, dumb, or assholes because they keep coming over and bumping us blues out, and then i have to go back there. My Vaporeon is still in there, but it'll be knocked out in about fifteen minute, i'm sure of it. I'd drive into town to hound this guy, but i've had a few beers, so he can keep them until tomorrow morning.
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Re: Pokemon go thread [Re: Magenta]
#23622238 - 09/07/16 02:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Magenta said: Here's my strongest Pokemon. I have work tomorrow but tomorrow i'll be setting up some lures and catching as many Pokemon as crazy because i'm in need of more stardust... Not before going for a small drive to retake a couple of gyms that were taken away form me though.

Holy fucking Arcanine
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