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Fake urine for pre employment drug test
#23422873 - 07/08/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hi, Does anyone have any positive or negative experiences with using fake urine for a drug test? Brands, techniques, advice, etc...?
Thank you very much!
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Re: Fake urine for pre employment drug test [Re: FerrisBueller]
#23422892 - 07/08/16 09:26 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just get somebody with clean urine.. go to the dollar store and get an empty travel sized shampoo bottle and stick it in ur underwear so it stays warm. Pour most in the cup a little in the toilet.
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starshine666420 said: Just get somebody with clean urine.. go to the dollar store and get an empty travel sized shampoo bottle and stick it in ur underwear so it stays warm. Pour most in the cup a little in the toilet.
This is the best option. You can store clean urine in the freezer for years. And it's free. Why pay $40 for fake pee when you have an endless supply for free?
But sometimes you need to keep a bottle of fake pee in your car in case you get a random test. In that case quickfix 2.0 is the standard. I've used a brand I think was called Dr. Greens agent x which worked fine also.
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Re: Fake urine for pre employment drug test [Re: FerrisBueller]
#23423068 - 07/08/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Don't use fake urine use real. Many lab tests detect synthetic urine now If you can't find someone clean to piss for you this is the next best thing
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Re: Fake urine for pre employment drug test [Re: Shroomism]
#23423110 - 07/08/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hmm, interesting, thanks peeps.
So, about someone else's urine...I believe it has to be from someone of the same sex, yes? Are there other restrictions (besides a non-smoker, of course)? Age or race or anything like that?
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Re: Fake urine for pre employment drug test [Re: FerrisBueller]
#23423380 - 07/08/16 12:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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FerrisBueller said: Hmm, interesting, thanks peeps.
So, about someone else's urine...I believe it has to be from someone of the same sex, yes? Are there other restrictions (besides a non-smoker, of course)? Age or race or anything like that?
Doesn't even have to be same sex. My friend used his girlfriends for his last test.
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Re: Fake urine for pre employment drug test [Re: FerrisBueller]
#23423390 - 07/08/16 12:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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FerrisBueller said: Hmm, interesting, thanks peeps.
So, about someone else's urine...I believe it has to be from someone of the same sex, yes? Are there other restrictions (besides a non-smoker, of course)? Age or race or anything like that?
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Re: Fake urine for pre employment drug test [Re: FerrisBueller]
#23423705 - 07/08/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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You can use a girl's pee.. just make sure she isn't pregnant..
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Re: Fake urine for pre employment drug test [Re: Shroomism]
#23423769 - 07/08/16 02:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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My understanding was that new tests look for uric acid and some of the older synthetic urine brands and formulas had nonhuman levels of it in their solutions. I've read good reviews about quick fix 6.1 (buy it from the official site or a good head shop. There were ripoffs that weren't reliable), and I've also hear good anecdotal evidence about it. There are pretty good reviews of various fake urine products online. Just make sure you read and consider expiration dates and expiration times after mixing for powdered urine, as well as how you'll get your fake pee into the test cup at a good temp without getting caught. I haven't been tested for employment yet, but I keep a 3oz bottle of quick fix handy for work since I can be tested if somebody gets in an accident and I'm loosely involved.
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Re: Fake urine for pre employment drug test [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
#23423954 - 07/08/16 03:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I just recommend against it because I personally know 4 people who have failed lab tests with synthetic urine because they detected it.
This has been going on for years and years as a cat and mouse game. Quick fix has changed their formula like 100 times. They reformulate, the labs pick it up, they reformulate again, they figure it out again, etc etc etc...
If it's a modern lab test (which most pre-employment tests are) it's not worth the risk IMO. Yeah you may get lucky.. but why risk it? The stuff I linked is real human urine, powdered.. just add water.. I have a 100% success rate with it, it's guaranteed clean or your money back.. it's the same stuff they use to calibrate the machines.... and costs what like $5 more than a bottle of quick fix? No brainer IMO.
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Re: Fake urine for pre employment drug test [Re: Shroomism]
#23423962 - 07/08/16 03:18 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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A friend of mine used fake pee recently for a lab test at a rather huge company. I was surprised he would attempt it with such a large company. Its not something I would ever do but he did pass and got the job. I can't take that anxiety, I quit everything for over a month last time I knew I'd be applying for a job.
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Re: Fake urine for pre employment drug test [Re: Herbologist]
#23424018 - 07/08/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Herbologist said: A friend of mine used fake pee recently for a lab test at a rather huge company. I was surprised he would attempt it with such a large company. Its not something I would ever do but he did pass and got the job. I can't take that anxiety, I quit everything for over a month last time I knew I'd be applying for a job.
I'll have 3 weeks + 1 day. I'm a lean and athletic guy with a high metabolism and I've been working out daily for years...I may very well be fine.
I'm on the fence about whether to use my own or not. I'm thinking a home test a day or two before hand could be useful - or it could give me a false confidence.
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