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The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? * 1
    #23422781 - 07/08/16 08:48 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Lets suppose that the Shroomery was a city. With over 100,000 registered members and over a million of unique visitors each month we very well might be.

Suppose now that Shroomery City needed its own millitia, an armed guard to defend it from threads foreign and domestic.

Who's in and hypothetically what would you bring?







I'm in and I would bring an AK-47, a belt of grenades, a can of pepperspray, a wooden bokken and a sidearm.


Who's with me? :grin:


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
    #23422788 - 07/08/16 08:50 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

A clog launcher would kick ass.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
    #23422829 - 07/08/16 09:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

What we need is a shroomery cult, ya know except no purple koolaid to drink.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #23422842 - 07/08/16 09:14 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'd prolly just bring a few books of acid and spread teh love


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Lucis]
    #23422850 - 07/08/16 09:16 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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What we need is a shroomery cult, ya know except no purple koolaid to drink.





No purple kool-aid


ELECTRIC KOOL AID FOR EVERYBODY!!






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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante] * 2
    #23422854 - 07/08/16 09:17 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Suppose now that Shroomery City needed its own millitia, an armed guard to defend it from threads foreign and domestic.






threads lives matters

without threads we're all naked


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: plasma]
    #23422855 - 07/08/16 09:17 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Well, we could deify the deceased members, they can be our saints or whatever.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23422864 - 07/08/16 09:19 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'd bring a .338 Lapua, a .22 rifle, a .44 magnum carbine, and a .44 magnum revolver, and a 12 gauge shotgun, and lots of ammo.
I'd also bring a lifetime of experience with guns as I am from an avid hunting family, and I'd bring my military training as well.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Lucis]
    #23422869 - 07/08/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Im in. Id bring a modified british mk2 and support all of you from a distance. Also a reloading desk+materials.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23422870 - 07/08/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

Asante said:
Suppose now that Shroomery City needed its own millitia, an armed guard to defend it from threads foreign and domestic.






threads lives matters

without threads we're all naked





I know you're a lover when its right and a fighter when it counts, ARE YOU WITH US?  :supersaiyan:


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
    #23422879 - 07/08/16 09:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

im in asante


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
    #23422880 - 07/08/16 09:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm in. I just need a baseball bat, a knife and possibly a machete.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Lucis]
    #23422881 - 07/08/16 09:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Well, we could deify the deceased members, they can be our saints or whatever.





Saint Zappa will hammer nails in their heads until they quit :zappaisgod:


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: AuroraBorealis88]
    #23422883 - 07/08/16 09:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I have some extra machetes if you need one.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante] * 2
    #23422886 - 07/08/16 09:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'd bring a dart gun full of high dose psilocybin filled darts. Preferably ones I could fire from a sniper rifle, so that motherfuckers be trippin' by the time they get near me.

'tis the only Shroomy way.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: California]
    #23422887 - 07/08/16 09:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Just make sure they aren't dulled


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
    #23422888 - 07/08/16 09:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Ever hear the term 'frag'?


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante] * 3
    #23422890 - 07/08/16 09:26 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

We are The World's Biggest Mushroom Community.

We are THE Mushroom Tribe of the Internet.

We own the Library of Congress of Mushroom TEKs.

Thats a Cause worth fighting for.

We are not mice, we are SHROOMERITES :warcry:


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #23422896 - 07/08/16 09:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Ever hear the term 'frag'?





Are you planning to frag me? :grin:


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: AuroraBorealis88]
    #23422900 - 07/08/16 09:28 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Just make sure they aren't dulled



Will do.  They are not dull, and they are not too sharp.  I know how to keep different types of blades.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: California]
    #23422903 - 07/08/16 09:29 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'll bring the stingers and iglas


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23422928 - 07/08/16 09:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm in. I already have a trained monkey commando army of 50,000 at my disposal.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
    #23423004 - 07/08/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

If we are being realistic here I could only bring what I own. I have a AR-15 we have to make it automatic.

but listen.. Ansante.. I like what you are doing here but really we need a way to utilize all these members..

Is there any way we can get some type of political person to write up a proposition like they do for marijuana?

We need to pick a location which hold's the most of the shroomery members. For example if it was California then we would choose cali or if it was new york, then newyork.

This is important then we can have a political person write up a bill. Then encourage every one from this site to donate money to the support the bill. Then encourage the members that are able, to vote for it to pass, to legalize shrooms! Or at least decriminalize it.. I know it sounds far fetched but even if it's only one state. Maybe even if it was possible for one city...

However I'm being self centered here. You live in Netherlands right?

You guy's have truffles there legally I believe. I can't see you obsessing over bringing legality to a state.

Maybe you would tho.. I think we all should get serious about legalization. What can we do tho.. who could we find that know's what their doing to write something up to change the law and so we can donate money... hmmm.. would we have to prove their some how medicinal here? Or just prove they are harmless... I'm not sure.

Let me know what you think...


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #23423029 - 07/08/16 10:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Holland is a great place to live and a great place to party.






Of course I meant the Shroomery Militia symbolically but, Shroomerites all over are hooking up for gatherings and fun times.

Maybe a Shroomery Village WILL happen at one point, we sure have this global village.

It will have to come from the members, from the mycelium. The staff just tends to the substrate.

YOU are the mycelium and your posts are the spores.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
    #23423052 - 07/08/16 10:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I have complete idea's about shroom advocating. I have had idea's of speaking to large crowd's and just handing out thousand's of dollars worth of shrooms to people.

I would provide the product but under the table pay people to hold onto possession and to throw it to the crowds for me. Obviously I would not carry since law enforcement and political figures would hate my guts and love to catch me wit possession.

fantasy. fantasy. fantasy. Where I live you would be lucky to get 10 people to come to a gathering even if you had a big sign that said "FREE MAGIC MUSHROOMS". lmfao.


Not even joking.. people think your lunatic for this type of thing. I know people that have been interested in trying it but they think you are absolutely nut's for advocating legalization.

Your society has legal shrooms (truffles), it's not so bad right?

I see a society with all drugs legal. That's what I wish I could aim for. Of course I'm nut's for that right. Unless there was already a society with that. Regardless if we look at your society people are doing just fine with legal mushrooms. Even tho I'm sure there are American members on this website even who think the idea of legalizing shrooms is absolutely insane.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #23423074 - 07/08/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I see a society with all drugs legal. That's what I wish I could aim for. Of course I'm nut's for that right.



Not really. I hope to see decriminalisation worldwide before my time here is up. I say that only because I don't expect the 30-40 years I have left on this planet is time enough to see full legalisation.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #23423080 - 07/08/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

A million unique visitors a month, thousands of active members and the Mushroom is on our side.

We'd make quite an army!



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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
    #23423097 - 07/08/16 10:35 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Im in!

I would bring some DMT gernades, LSD smoke bombs, and psilocybin paintball guns as well as a M16 with gernade launcher attachment with bandoleers and bandoleers of ammo.

Also, some flash bangs and lots of ear plugs so we all keep our hearing :grin:

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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23423104 - 07/08/16 10:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

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I see a society with all drugs legal. That's what I wish I could aim for. Of course I'm nut's for that right.



Not really. I hope to see decriminalisation worldwide before my time here is up. I say that only because I don't expect the 30-40 years I have left on this planet is time enough to see full legalisation.




My God have I met another breathing human-being that believes society could function with drugs being un-restrained!

You are one of the first I have ever met online that believes this. It's shocking. I know one other person in real life that believe's in this idea and you are the first on the internet. :thumbup:

Every one seem's to believe we need laws in life to stop us from doing something. I don't need a law against heroin to stop me from doing heroin.. I choose not to.

If some one chooses to do so tho, well then good for them right! If any thing let's get them help not put them in prison. Also that's not to say that a responsible adult cannot use heroin and not be addicted. I have not studied it out but the human will can be enormously powerful.

BTW funny video you posted down below. hmmm... I'm about to pop some Kratom Extract. You ever used Kratom Asante? Do they have that in Netherlands?

EDIT:oops a little bit of confusion in who I was responding to here. my bad lol.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #23423142 - 07/08/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm in. I'll be a cook. Need cooks if you have a militia, right?


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23423161 - 07/08/16 10:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I'm in. I'll be a cook. Need cooks if you have a militia, right?





PLASTIQUE IS WHATS FOR DINNER. CAN YOU COOK IT?



If you can't, I can. You either drill holes or get scooping. :evil:




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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
    #23423333 - 07/08/16 11:45 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

So what your saying is... we're going to need a lot of mothballs?


Seems like a counter productive weapon for defense purposes. Unless there is a full on occupation of Shroom Island of course. But I'll stock up on corn syrup.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23423361 - 07/08/16 11:53 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

We're gonna need mothballs, corn syrup, ammonia, a whole lot of Sarah Connor, a whole lot of Rose and a whole lot of Love!




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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
    #23423625 - 07/08/16 01:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I will work alone....with only a knife in my teeth.....as per usual.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #23423703 - 07/08/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

OK, one lone wolf with a dagger in the shadows.
Spirit Shadow with the Mk2 at 600 feet.
Weirdguy got our back with a Stinger vs the fighter planes.
Logical_Chaos with the LSD artillery and BZ cluster bombs.
We all have our specialties.

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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #23424209 - 07/08/16 05:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I will work alone....with only a knife in my teeth.....as per usual.



That seems a little impratical and super inefficient.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #23424214 - 07/08/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'll join the militia. I'll bring my arsenal of puns of shitty jokes.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Patlal]
    #23424223 - 07/08/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Without proper Recruiting, Training, And Equipment. A small group of armed men that know what there doing can fuck a shrommery militia up in a matter of hours.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
    #23424259 - 07/08/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I bet everyone in this thread is on a list now, and now I'm on that list too :kingtard:

A militia is a bad idea. I wouldn't trust most members with firearms in general let alone forming some kind of militia.

What we need is a shroomery religion so that in a couple hundred years people can use it as a legal defense when doing tons of drugs:

Our Ythan who art in ranch,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy ranch come,
Thy drugs be done,
On earth, as it was on the shroomery in the old days.
Give us this our daily drugs,
and forgive us of our shitposts,
as we forgive those that melt against us.
And lead us not into bongripzZz,
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: nooneman]
    #23424367 - 07/08/16 06:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i will bring several colors of zinka to protect us from harmful sun rays and to also draw purple dicks on each other for fun

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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
    #23424374 - 07/08/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

what does this militia pay?


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: berrymybody]
    #23424384 - 07/08/16 06:20 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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berrymybody said:
i will bring several colors of zinka to protect us from harmful sun rays and to also draw purple dicks on each other for fun

and condoms



Best supplies yet listed. Especially if you include a plastic ruler so you can draw the dicks on them in non-permanent felt tip and whack them on people when they least expect it.

Since my days at school, I have known little in life to be so satisfying as when you get a perfect transfer...


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: nooneman]
    #23424401 - 07/08/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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nooneman said:
I bet everyone in this thread is on a list now, and now I'm on that list too




I have probably been on a list for way worse things since I was a young kid. If there was a list for this post. It would definitely go into the low profile. Next to the hippie militia. lol know what im saying?

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A militia is a bad idea. I wouldn't trust most members with firearms in general let alone forming some kind of militia.




Could you imagine the IFF, Flagging Issues?

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What we need is a shroomery religion so that in a couple hundred years people can use it as a legal defense when doing tons of drugs




You guys need to stick with this lol


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
    #23424406 - 07/08/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Asante said:
Lets suppose that the Shroomery was a city.




It'd be detroit
Half of our city would be armed with nothing but a fart sized bag of grass and an acrylic bong.


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23424446 - 07/08/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Im in


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23424473 - 07/08/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

berrymybody said:
i will bring several colors of zinka to protect us from harmful sun rays and to also draw purple dicks on each other for fun

and condoms



Best supplies yet listed. Especially if you include a plastic ruler so you can draw the dicks on them in non-permanent felt tip and whack them on people when they least expect it.

Since my days at school, I have known little in life to be so satisfying as when you get a perfect transfer...




hahah! i have to try this. repeatedly


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: berrymybody]
    #23424516 - 07/08/16 07:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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berrymybody said:
hahah! i have to try this. repeatedly



LOL, I assumed you were a pro from what you said. There's a fine art to drawing a dick on someone IMO; they either need to be asleep, or you need to slap them with a transfer.

Have fun!!!


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23424520 - 07/08/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

It just occurred to me that this thread has degenerated to talk of forming a Shroomery militia to discussing the finer points of drawing a cartoon penis on another human.

Only in the Pub...


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23424544 - 07/08/16 07:20 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

sorryy :peace:


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: berrymybody]
    #23424573 - 07/08/16 07:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm not complaining. Imagine if wars were won by how many dicks you could draw on the enemy in 24 hours?

It bums me out that we even need war/militia/dispute/etc in this world. It is what it is an all, but we could do a lot better as a species.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
    #23424639 - 07/08/16 07:55 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Are we going to invade the Growery?


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