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Asante
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The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? 1
#23422781 - 07/08/16 08:48 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lets suppose that the Shroomery was a city. With over 100,000 registered members and over a million of unique visitors each month we very well might be.
Suppose now that Shroomery City needed its own millitia, an armed guard to defend it from threads foreign and domestic.
Who's in and hypothetically what would you bring?

I'm in and I would bring an AK-47, a belt of grenades, a can of pepperspray, a wooden bokken and a sidearm.
Who's with me?
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
#23422788 - 07/08/16 08:50 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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A clog launcher would kick ass.
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Lucis
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
#23422829 - 07/08/16 09:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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What we need is a shroomery cult, ya know except no purple koolaid to drink.
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Lucis] 1
#23422842 - 07/08/16 09:14 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd prolly just bring a few books of acid and spread teh love
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Lucis]
#23422850 - 07/08/16 09:16 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Fennario said: What we need is a shroomery cult, ya know except no purple koolaid to drink.
No purple kool-aid
ELECTRIC KOOL AID FOR EVERYBODY!!

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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante] 2
#23422854 - 07/08/16 09:17 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said: Suppose now that Shroomery City needed its own millitia, an armed guard to defend it from threads foreign and domestic.
threads lives matters
without threads we're all naked
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: plasma]
#23422855 - 07/08/16 09:17 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well, we could deify the deceased members, they can be our saints or whatever.
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante] 1
#23422864 - 07/08/16 09:19 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd bring a .338 Lapua, a .22 rifle, a .44 magnum carbine, and a .44 magnum revolver, and a 12 gauge shotgun, and lots of ammo. I'd also bring a lifetime of experience with guns as I am from an avid hunting family, and I'd bring my military training as well.
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Lucis]
#23422869 - 07/08/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Im in. Id bring a modified british mk2 and support all of you from a distance. Also a reloading desk+materials.
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Asante
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23422870 - 07/08/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
Asante said: Suppose now that Shroomery City needed its own millitia, an armed guard to defend it from threads foreign and domestic.
threads lives matters
without threads we're all naked
I know you're a lover when its right and a fighter when it counts, ARE YOU WITH US?
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
#23422879 - 07/08/16 09:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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im in asante
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
#23422880 - 07/08/16 09:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm in. I just need a baseball bat, a knife and possibly a machete.
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Lucis]
#23422881 - 07/08/16 09:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Fennario said: Well, we could deify the deceased members, they can be our saints or whatever.
Saint Zappa will hammer nails in their heads until they quit
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I have some extra machetes if you need one.
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante] 2
#23422886 - 07/08/16 09:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd bring a dart gun full of high dose psilocybin filled darts. Preferably ones I could fire from a sniper rifle, so that motherfuckers be trippin' by the time they get near me.
'tis the only Shroomy way.
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: California]
#23422887 - 07/08/16 09:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just make sure they aren't dulled
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante]
#23422888 - 07/08/16 09:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ever hear the term 'frag'?
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: Asante] 3
#23422890 - 07/08/16 09:26 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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We are The World's Biggest Mushroom Community.
We are THE Mushroom Tribe of the Internet.
We own the Library of Congress of Mushroom TEKs.
Thats a Cause worth fighting for.
We are not mice, we are SHROOMERITES
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Re: The Shroomery Millitia -- Who's In? [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#23422896 - 07/08/16 09:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
luvdemshrooms said: Ever hear the term 'frag'?
Are you planning to frag me?
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Quote:
AuroraBorealis88 said: Just make sure they aren't dulled
Will do. They are not dull, and they are not too sharp. I know how to keep different types of blades.
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