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Invisibletealeaf
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The Jehovahs are melting! * 3
    #23419505 - 07/07/16 08:46 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

So we were supposed to have crazy storms here today and I'm a carpenter so decided to take the day off and eat some acid. Well no storms and who wants to work when they are tripping......not me:awedance:. Was just sitting down to puff a bowl and I start hearing a bunch of people talking on my front porch so I go to open the door and BAM......got a whole jehovahs witness family standing right there. So the weed starts catalyzing the lsd and here we go!:spun:

I wanted so bad to just close the door, tell them religion is a sham, and make their kids question everything they have ever learned from their parents, good/bad. Buuuut, I wasn't feeling like being a total piece of shit today.

Instead, I talked to them about Jesus for the past 30 mins while peaking on my dose.

I hope the only person that talks to them today in my neighborhood was me, on acid, no shirt, sweaty, loving on the Jesus.


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Re: The Jehovahs are melting! [Re: tealeaf]
    #23419517 - 07/07/16 08:48 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

hahaahaha, that's some funny shit man. What were their responses?

On LSD I just feel like Jesus Christ himself, so I'd probably be like I am Jesus resurrected from the death hello there!


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Re: The Jehovahs are melting! [Re: unix] * 1
    #23419522 - 07/07/16 08:51 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

It was a grandma, a mother, and her two children. I could tell IMMEDIATELY that the mom knew something was off hahahahaha :trippinbawelz:

They were definitely shocked BIG time that I talked to them. They wanted to come back but I don't believe in Jesus and will even less when they come back and I'm not tripping.

Party on today everybody spread the vibes :awedance::sunny::dancingbear::trippinbawelz:


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Re: The Jehovahs are melting! [Re: tealeaf] * 2
    #23419530 - 07/07/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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On LSD I just feel like Jesus Christ himself, so I'd probably be like I am Jesus resurrected from the death hello there!




You're sooooo right, I totally should've bent down eye level with the lil ones so they could look into my saucer eyes as I tell them "I am Jesus"

:mindblown:


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Re: The Jehovahs are melting! [Re: tealeaf]
    #23419543 - 07/07/16 08:58 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Idk I guess we all have the Christ consciousness in us and the LSD just brings it up, there is a sense of truth in their stories because Christ aka God himself does set everyone free.

Whatever belief works for you is fine, don't go around judging people.

We are all one, drifting around in space for an eternity.

Stay blessed :heart:


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Re: The Jehovahs are melting! [Re: tealeaf] * 1
    #23419657 - 07/07/16 09:41 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

:lol: thats awesome.

Ive always wanted to do this, but of course timing is critical.

U hit the Jehovah tripping jackpot my friend! :awesome:


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Re: The Jehovahs are melting! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23419679 - 07/07/16 09:49 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Should have told them everyone can reach christ consciousness, just eat this paper, you will ha e visions lime tbe revelation of st john. Just be sure to come back for more communion next week

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Re: The Jehovahs are melting! [Re: Mike4aco]
    #23419711 - 07/07/16 09:59 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

ha yah, but i wonder if Jehovahs would narc on your ass for offering them a sheet....

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Re: The Jehovahs are melting! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23419745 - 07/07/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Idk just pour some LSD xtal in distilled water tell them it's blessed water from The Christ himself :wink:


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Re: The Jehovahs are melting! [Re: unix] * 1
    #23419756 - 07/07/16 10:13 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

That would be amazing.  Or give them dmt and tell them its the salt of Christ's flesh ready to show them visions of heaven.

By eat this paper i mean just one tab or something.  No need to have them melt into a different dimension.





Oh wait... Its jehovahs witnesses. That is acceptable.

We have a sign on our door that says "no visits by jehovahs witness"

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Re: The Jehovahs are melting! [Re: Mike4aco]
    #23420766 - 07/07/16 04:48 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I never thought of myself as Jesus on LSD it just makes you act like him. All peaceful and shit  :etjesus:. But psycadlics do have a way of makeing you a better person so I think Jesus would approve. But it's still the way you take it that counts Charles Manson and that crazy church shooting basterd where probably just bad people. When a normal person takes LSD it usually makes them better more thoughtful people it's liberation of the mind. LSD makes you more empathetic loveing and tolarteant of outher religions, races and cultures. It's Jesus approved  :thumbup:


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Re: The Jehovahs are melting! [Re: tealeaf]
    #23420782 - 07/07/16 04:52 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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They wanted to come back but I don't believe in Jesus and will even less when they come back and I'm not tripping.




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Re: The Jehovahs are melting! [Re: PrimalSoup]
    #23421006 - 07/07/16 06:08 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

maybe you hallucinated talking to jenovah witnessese when in reality you were talking to yourself  :hehehe:

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Re: The Jehovahs are melting! [Re: tealeaf]
    #23421014 - 07/07/16 06:14 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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tealeaf said:
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On LSD I just feel like Jesus Christ himself, so I'd probably be like I am Jesus resurrected from the death hello there!




You're sooooo right, I totally should've bent down eye level with the lil ones so they could look into my saucer eyes as I tell them "I am Jesus"

:mindblown:



That would be the best option :lolsy:

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Re: The Jehovahs are melting! [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #23421361 - 07/07/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

LSD and other psychedelics are what got me interested in religion. I used to take acid and spend the trip studying the Bible.


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Re: The Jehovahs are melting! [Re: Peyote Road]
    #23421402 - 07/07/16 08:17 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Thats awesome, ive done that before and the stories make so much more sense

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