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topdog82
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If you had to marry someone right now...? 1
#23419534 - 07/07/16 08:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Let's say at this very moment, you had to choose someone to get married to
Not answering is not an option. If you are married already, then you have to pick someone as if you never met your wife And your choice you would have to stick to forever. Meaning no being married on paper and living apart. You would have to for the rest of your life be this person's partner. Divorce or living apart is not an option
I would choose this one girl in my friend group. Suppperrrrr supportive and easy. Prolly one of my top 10 friends ever. I don't find her sexually attractive at the moment but she is probably the most sincere girl I have met at this age
You guys?
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: topdog82] 5
#23419538 - 07/07/16 08:55 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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STAL
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: topdog82] 2
#23419553 - 07/07/16 09:00 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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A guy in my friends group. I mean, im not gay, but he is just super supportive and easy. So sincere
haha stop fucking around you know your choice would be banging angelina jolie until you die
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: topdog82] 4
#23419581 - 07/07/16 09:13 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
topdog82 said: Not answering is not an option.
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23419591 - 07/07/16 09:15 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sexy professor from the university. Brain sex!
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: XUL] 1
#23419602 - 07/07/16 09:18 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Probably marry a porn star
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: XUL]
#23419608 - 07/07/16 09:20 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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a tranny and then I would divorce with her everytime a girl asked about it I would tell them my first wife got to my ass first
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: topdog82] 1
#23419623 - 07/07/16 09:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Do they have to be alive?
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: topdog82] 2
#23419633 - 07/07/16 09:30 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Trunp's daughter.
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: Sun King]
#23419689 - 07/07/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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No joke, my ex. She was marriage material if i was ever going to marry anyone. She is about everything you could ask for from a girl in that regard.
Bonus, she was insanely sexy, and loved having sex. Pretty open minded too. Extremely intelligent. Knows what she wants, really independent woman.
Man did i screw up
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: Mr. Magic]
#23419710 - 07/07/16 09:58 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Mr. Magic said: No joke, my ex. She was marriage material if i was ever going to marry anyone. She is about everything you could ask for from a girl in that regard.
Bonus, she was insanely sexy, and loved having sex. Pretty open minded too. Extremely intelligent. Knows what she wants, really independent woman.
Man did i screw up 
yeah when I think about the ex and the women that followed I bet she'd be mad right now lol
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: Konyap]
#23419758 - 07/07/16 10:14 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I know exactly who it would be, but neither he nor I ever want to marry.
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: micro]
#23419789 - 07/07/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Mr. Magic said: No joke, my ex. She was marriage material if i was ever going to marry anyone. She is about everything you could ask for from a girl in that regard.
Bonus, she was insanely sexy, and loved having sex. Pretty open minded too. Extremely intelligent. Knows what she wants, really independent woman.
Man did i screw up 
why you let her go? you cheat on her?Quote:
micro said: I know exactly who it would be, but neither he nor I ever want to marry.
I didn't know you were gay. or a girl...? Either way, dating? You two are friends?
But other posters; why the fuck would you marry a porn star? Or why is angelina jolie a choice? We are talking about living with someone for the rest of your life Hardcore sex only goes so far?
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: topdog82]
#23419802 - 07/07/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well since nobody picked her, I'll go with Emma Watson
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: topdog82]
#23419822 - 07/07/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I know who I want to marry, none of you would know her.
And NO she isn't related to me 
She is my best friend though and I love her
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23419874 - 07/07/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: STAL
Also STAL. Also, is gay marriage ok? Because in which case I'll marry my gay friend who annoys the fuck out of me just so I could forfill my other friends "odd couple" fantasy. Edit: Please don't ask me to consumate the marriage, nor share the same bed with him. His breathing is fucking annoying. For someone that doesn't drink nor smoke he snores and wheezes.
I think it was based on a joke ages ago about me being Richie and him being Eddy Hitler from bottom. I would need to get some y-fronts though. And shave the beard.
But if I had to marry a woman and if she were to consent to it, then, I dunno. I'd probably end up on a "desperate unmarryable undesirable confirmed bachelor" lists and my name would be drawn out of the hat to end up with a bunny boiler from sunderland or some other foul town like Grimsby or Coventry.
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: topdog82]
#23420048 - 07/07/16 12:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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My current girlfriend easily, we've been dating 4 years so I've got a decent amount of information to work off of for one thing
Edited by Ezuma (07/07/16 01:23 PM)
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: Ezuma]
#23420143 - 07/07/16 12:55 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rachel McAdams?
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: chevy66driver]
#23420165 - 07/07/16 01:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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My best friend's sister.
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
#23420187 - 07/07/16 01:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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How about if you're married already, but have lost your wife to some tragic cause, and you never intend to marry again (not legally at least).
Hence, STAL.
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23420226 - 07/07/16 01:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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dang
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topdog82
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23422534 - 07/08/16 06:48 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: How about if you're married already, but have lost your wife to some tragic cause, and you never intend to marry again (not legally at least).
Hence, STAL.
you said your wife is an addict? To what? will she be okay soon?
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: topdog82]
#23422625 - 07/08/16 07:33 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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topdog82 said: will she be okay soon?
Buggered if I know. It's been near a year since I seen her. Last I heard she was still in rehab. We've had to contact for the sake of both our mental health.
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: topdog82]
#23422653 - 07/08/16 07:48 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd marry April Ludgate from Parks & Recreation, she gets me.
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: topdog82]
#23422722 - 07/08/16 08:20 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
topdog82 said: Let's say at this very moment, you had to choose someone to get married to
The girl whose daddy had the biggest shotgun pointed at me.
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: topdog82]
#23422733 - 07/08/16 08:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I know this black guy, a gay guy, who is an athlete. so good that he actually had the option to take part in the Olympics years ago, but turned it down because he had too low self esteem. Too shy, too polite.
He had a kind of crush on me and I on him, we kinda still do.
If we can make it work, i wish it would be him.
But hey, olympic athlete vs fat guy.. Thats where my self esteem falls short, heh.
Hes the most awesome person I know and he thinks the world of me, but we're in a kind of deadlock.
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: Asante]
#23424364 - 07/08/16 06:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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If I might ask, what is it that has you two in a deadlock? When it comes to relationships, I've always understood it to be about communication and compromise. First is getting together to let each other know how you feel and what you're thinking. Then if there are any sort of conflicting points of view or if there's anything that doesn't gel quite right, it's important to talk it out and try to find some kind of common ground on that aspect and continue to build the relationship from there.
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
#23425424 - 07/09/16 01:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Its complicated. Its probably not meant to be but I decided I at least will try. we would complement each other well.
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: topdog82]
#23425647 - 07/09/16 04:34 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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topdog82 said: Let's say at this very moment, you had to choose someone to get married to
Not answering is not an option. If you are married already, then you have to pick someone as if you never met your wife And your choice you would have to stick to forever. Meaning no being married on paper and living apart. You would have to for the rest of your life be this person's partner. Divorce or living apart is not an option
I would choose this one girl in my friend group. Suppperrrrr supportive and easy. Prolly one of my top 10 friends ever. I don't find her sexually attractive at the moment but she is probably the most sincere girl I have met at this age
You guys?
This cop's daughter.
So hot. Want to touch the heiney.
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: Shiithead]
#23425675 - 07/09/16 05:08 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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My girlfriend, wifey material for sure. Smart, independent not interested in drugs but doesnt care that i dabble in them, shes a gorgeous ass blonde with a perfect smile. We really seem to get eachother i just hope it can be her
And best of all, she REALLY loves me
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: Asante]
#23429204 - 07/10/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well, I hope everything works out well between you two. It sounds like you two have the makings of something special.
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Re: If you had to marry someone right now...? [Re: Plain] 1
#23430097 - 07/10/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Plain said: My girlfriend, wifey material for sure. Smart, independent not interested in drugs but doesnt care that i dabble in them, shes a gorgeous ass blonde with a perfect smile. We really seem to get eachother i just hope it can be her
And best of all, she REALLY loves me 
Ayyyyyeeee
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