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micro
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BAN CHAIRS NOW 1
#23419457 - 07/07/16 08:18 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, I want to inform you that your government has been LYING to you about the obesity epidemic. They tried to blame it on fast food, and although the companies made their food addictive, the quality of food hasn't gone down since the 80's. Obesity, on the other hand, has SKYROCKETED.
Who's to blame? Not "who", but "what". CHAIRS, people, THEY ARE RUINING LIVES AND KILLING. People keep talking about the "gun problem" in this country. Many more people die each year of obesity related deaths than gun related ones. So, when people talk about the "gun problem" I ask you: WHAT ABOUT THE CHAIR PROBLEM?
It is also a drain on on our economy. Major airlines had to rip apart their interiors and widen the seats just SO YOU COULD FIT YOUR FAT ASS IN IT. Many cities had to do the same with park benches, and this can be explained by the chair lobbying that is done by the wealthy chair companies who have a financial interest for this shit.
You see, chairs are addictive. The more you sit in one the wider your butt gets, and people have to get new chairs. They are purposely doing this and the answer is to stop this and BAN CHAIRS, NOW!
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1234go
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Re: BAN CHAIRS NOW [Re: micro] 1
#23419467 - 07/07/16 08:26 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's not chairs, it's the people sitting in them.
Banning chairs isn't gonna stop someone that wants to sit down from acquiring a chair.
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micro
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Re: BAN CHAIRS NOW [Re: 1234go]
#23419485 - 07/07/16 08:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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1234go said: It's not chairs, it's the people sitting in them.
Banning chairs isn't gonna stop someone that wants to sit down from acquiring a chair.
That's why we must ban them. If people don't have the chairs to sit in, none of this would be a problem.
They could try to make a chair from something like pieces of wood.
If it's used as a chair however, that is considered chair manufacturing, which carries much harsher penalties.
Chair companies designed these chairs to make people need bigger chairs, driving up their revenue.
The only way to stop them is to ban them. BAN CHAIRS, NOW
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Re: BAN CHAIRS NOW [Re: micro] 2
#23419490 - 07/07/16 08:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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How did you get your arms that far behind you to take that picture? Did you use a selfie stick??
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Re: BAN CHAIRS NOW [Re: HamHead]
#23419495 - 07/07/16 08:43 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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HamHead said: How did you get your arms that far behind you to take that picture? Did you use a selfie stick??
Your girlfriend took it :V
Don't you just love the way she screams "get that out of my throat I can't breathe"?
WELL, DON'T YOU?!?!
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Re: BAN CHAIRS NOW [Re: micro]
#23419541 - 07/07/16 08:57 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Laziness breeds efficiency.
I'm sure after the chair ban we'd have a lot of people who would hone their carpentry skills to hurry back to what they always do.
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ManianFH
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I have already patented the ChAIR-15 build so people can make their own state compliant 'resting devices' at home
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Re: BAN CHAIRS NOW [Re: micro]
#23419576 - 07/07/16 09:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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micro said: Major airlines had to rip apart their interiors and widen the seats just SO YOU COULD FIT YOUR FAT ASS IN IT. Many cities had to do the same with park benches
they had to widen the park benches?
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micro
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Quote:
mick said: I have already patented the ChAIR-15 build so people can make their own state compliant 'resting devices' at home
That would still be considered a chair analog, only if intended for sitting in. We will still have use for chairs that are for research or historical purposes only.
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LobsterSauce said: Laziness breeds efficiency.
I'm sure after the chair ban we'd have a lot of people who would hone their carpentry skills to hurry back to what they always do.
Yea, you are absolutely right. That is why a spontaneous vote was unanimously approved just now by the Committee For Committees to appropriate $10 billion USD for the new War On Chairs campaign we are surprise attack launching as we speak.
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Prisoner#1 said: they had to widen the park benches?
Lol, yeah x3
I remember the news article from like ages ago.
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Re: BAN CHAIRS NOW [Re: micro] 1
#23419644 - 07/07/16 09:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Watching movies at the theater is going to be really awkward.
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Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said: Watching movies at the theater is going to be really awkward.
Read a book.
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Re: BAN CHAIRS NOW [Re: micro]
#23419836 - 07/07/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Banning chairs will only free up a black market cartel chair pipeline
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Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said: Watching movies at the theater is going to be really awkward.
Lmao
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Re: BAN CHAIRS NOW [Re: Niffla] 1
#23419847 - 07/07/16 10:46 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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in the UK we banned chairs years ago when there was some incident in a scottish primary school and then everything went a bit hushy hushy.
Well, you heard about Tommy Mair, the man alleged to have killed labour MP Jo Cox?

HE'S GOT A CHAIR!
I see even then he was trying to get around that chair ban by using a bench.
This is what will happen in the states if you ban chairs. People will find ways around it, because people always want to sit!
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How did I know, based on the title, that this would be some half assed strawman argument about gun control.
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'Murica. Fuck yeah.
But in all seriousness ban chairs now.
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Yeah I am on my feet moving around for 8 hours a day and it helps me stay fit.
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'Murica. Fuck yeah.
But in all seriousness ban chairs now.
Not till we eradicate the freedom-killing nuclear proliferation agreement.
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The second I read about that murder, I thought to myself, "I bet that motherfucker wears red gloves and sits on benches."
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