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Invisibleplasma
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www.stoolanalyzer.com and post results * 2
    #23416543 - 07/06/16 10:43 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I scored 93/100. My stool is "superior"

Congratulations! Your stool has a perfect shape and consistency! The "perfect stool" is large, soft, fluffy and easy to pass. It does not show anything you have eaten, except for whole flax seeds, sesame seeds, corn and salad greens that are tough to digest.

Light to medium brown stool indicates a normal-coloured feces.

The ideal stool is at least two inches (5 cm) in diameter and twelve inches (about 30 cm) long.

If you defecate from three times a day to once every three days you're in the normal range. On average a person defecates about once a day.

Rapidly sinking stool can indicate that a person isn't eating enough fiber-rich foods, such as vegetables, fruits, and whole grains or drinking enough water.


:awedance:

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InvisibleLobsterSauceDiscord
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Re: www.stoolanalyzer.com and post results [Re: plasma]
    #23416546 - 07/06/16 10:44 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

You don't even Bristol.

What a stool.

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InvisibleLobsterSauceDiscord
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Re: www.stoolanalyzer.com and post results [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23416568 - 07/06/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

88%.

I don't consistently eat the same thing so my diet is lacking quality now and again and if I've been drinking some of grandpas cough medicine, then all bets are off.

I will also do a hangover stool. Hang on.

"An ideal stool looks like a torpedo - it should be large, soft, fluffy and easy to pass"

Dr. Foxx-Orenstein, president of the American College of Gastroenterology

Congratulations! Your stool has a perfect shape and consistency! The "perfect stool" is large, soft, fluffy and easy to pass. It does not show anything you have eaten, except for whole flax seeds, sesame seeds, corn and salad greens that are tough to digest.

Light to medium brown stool indicates a normal-coloured feces.

The ideal stool is at least two inches in diameter and twelve inches long. Feces that are larger than that might indicate constipation or too much food or/and fiber in your diet.

If you defecate from three times a day to once every three days you're in the normal range. On average a person defecates about once a day.

Rapidly sinking stool can indicate that a person isn't eating enough fiber-rich foods, such as vegetables, fruits, and whole grains or drinking enough water.

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Re: www.stoolanalyzer.com and post results [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23418598 - 07/06/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Down in the usvi u have to bring a little tube of your shit to the health dept to get a work in restaurant card,cost about 60 total scam


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: www.stoolanalyzer.com and post results [Re: plasma] * 1
    #23418712 - 07/06/16 10:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

plasma said:
I scored 93/100. My stool is "superior"




I got the same score, we can be stool brothers

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InvisibleI_was_the_walrus
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Re: www.stoolanalyzer.com and post results [Re: plasma]
    #23418874 - 07/06/16 11:39 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

The average poo is 12 inches long!? The last time I had a foot long, I had to take a picture.

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Offlinemorrowasted
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Re: www.stoolanalyzer.com and post results [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #23418880 - 07/06/16 11:42 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

My results are based on when I haven't taken any Kratom recently: 98%. If I've taken Kratom, well, I get constipated for 36 hours and then my poop is hard.

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InvisibleCosmic_Flame
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Re: www.stoolanalyzer.com and post results [Re: morrowasted]
    #23418907 - 07/07/16 12:03 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

:threadmonitor:

best thread


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Invisiblenice1returns
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Re: www.stoolanalyzer.com and post results [Re: plasma] * 1
    #23418960 - 07/07/16 12:37 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

No joke we had a TV show in UK where 2 women were smelling peoples stools and doing reports on them like this but it was a friggin TV show  :derp:

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OfflineLucisM
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Re: www.stoolanalyzer.com and post results [Re: plasma]
    #23419076 - 07/07/16 02:38 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I usually have normal shits, but I ate almost a pound of maple ham the other day, and can't shit at all now.  Meat clogs me up bad, I was like clockwork before that.


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OfflineRobZombie68
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Re: www.stoolanalyzer.com and post results [Re: plasma] * 1
    #23421474 - 07/07/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

So I gather you are proud of something 2in x 12in in your ass?

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OfflineGreat Scott
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Re: www.stoolanalyzer.com and post results [Re: plasma] * 1
    #23421726 - 07/07/16 10:11 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Sometimes I just poop squiggles.


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Re: www.stoolanalyzer.com and post results [Re: Great Scott]
    #23421778 - 07/07/16 10:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Once a day, to omce every three days seems like a pretty wide range for perfection. Am i misreading op?

Also ew. Gross dude.


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InvisibleRepertoire89
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Re: www.stoolanalyzer.com and post results [Re: plasma]
    #23421843 - 07/07/16 10:58 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I put in different combinations of answers to try and get as low a score as possible (25 was the lowest I got), the answers are repetitive and it often gives irrelevant results (comment on the meaning of black poop when I put in bright red).

Overall I'd rate this game 4/10, would not play again

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Re: www.stoolanalyzer.com and post results [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23421921 - 07/07/16 11:30 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Idk why anyone would play this when pokemon go just came out.


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.

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Re: www.stoolanalyzer.com and post results [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23421940 - 07/07/16 11:37 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Because pokemon gave them diarrhea

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InvisibleShiithead
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Re: www.stoolanalyzer.com and post results [Re: Lucis]
    #23421947 - 07/07/16 11:42 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Fennario said:
I usually have normal shits, but I ate almost a pound of maple ham the other day, and can't shit at all now.  Meat clogs me up bad, I was like clockwork before that.




It causes inflammation and makes your body work harder. Beef, chicken, and fish isn't as bad as pork though. Pigs digest what they eat in about 4 hours and they will eat almost anything at that.


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Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Invisiblelavod
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Re: www.stoolanalyzer.com and post results [Re: plasma]
    #23421962 - 07/07/16 11:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

plasma said:
I scored 93/100. My stool is "superior"

Congratulations! Your stool has a perfect shape and consistency! The "perfect stool" is large, soft, fluffy and easy to pass. It does not show anything you have eaten, except for whole flax seeds, sesame seeds, corn and salad greens that are tough to digest.

Light to medium brown stool indicates a normal-coloured feces.

The ideal stool is at least two inches (5 cm) in diameter and twelve inches (about 30 cm) long.

If you defecate from three times a day to once every three days you're in the normal range. On average a person defecates about once a day.

Rapidly sinking stool can indicate that a person isn't eating enough fiber-rich foods, such as vegetables, fruits, and whole grains or drinking enough water.


:awedance:




This whole thing is garbage and entirely inaccurate.  A good stool is not large(ideal stool is #5) and pooping once every three days is'nt normal at all.  It's utterly amazing to me how the world has been conned by a religious nutjob profiteer(John Harvey Kellogg) into falling for the fiber scam.


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