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A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year * 2
    #23415802 - 07/06/16 01:59 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

A firm in Geneva plans to open a café where customers can enjoy oral sex while they sip their morning coffee. Not everyone is happy with the idea.

The idea for the sex café has been brewing for several months, Bradley Charvet of the Geneva firm Facegirl told Geneva’s Le Matin newspaper recently.

Modelled on similar establishments in Thailand, the proposed Geneva café would add a new dimension to the sex trade in the city of the protestant reformer Calvin.

Put simply, the business model would see men ordering a coffee and using an iPad to select a prostitute they want to perform oral sex on them. They would then sit at the bar.

“In five or ten minutes, it’s all over,” Charvet explained to Le Matin.

At 60 Swiss francs (€55), with a possible five-franc surplus for a latte macchiato the ‘coffee’ would be the most expensive in Geneva.

It would, however -- in theory at least – be perfectly within the bounds of the law. Prostitution is legal in Switzerland although it is strictly controlled, with sex trade workers required to have valid permits as part of a bid to fight people trafficking.

In cases where two or more prostitutes operate out of the same premises, the establishment has to be registered as a massage parlour. In 2015, 33 of these parlours were shut down in Geneva for not following the rules, according to France’s Le Monde newspaper.

Geneva’s Department for Security and the Economy are now looking at the café plans.
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Not everyone is happy with the idea though. Grégoire Théry of France’s anti-prostitution group Mouvement du Nid told French newspaper L'Express the idea for a café serving up oral sex would only benefit the men behind the business.

The business idea would, in effect, legalize pimping, he said.
http://www.thelocal.ch/20160623/geneva-to-get-cafe-fellatio-by-end-of-year


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23415821 - 07/06/16 02:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

more countries need to think like this.. would make ya wake up early and get your ass to work on time..


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: LobsterSauce] * 2
    #23415824 - 07/06/16 02:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Starsucks(TM)


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: Astral Pain]
    #23415838 - 07/06/16 02:16 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

wife wont give it up? starsucks is there for ya.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: rackem] * 2
    #23415965 - 07/06/16 04:14 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I just would have to give up creamer.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23415983 - 07/06/16 04:40 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

good call.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: rackem] * 1
    #23416047 - 07/06/16 05:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Health and safety will have to be extra vigilant to regularly determine that there are no under table funnels leading anywhere funny except the tummy.

And to ascertain the performers aren't squirrels of sorts.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: LobsterSauce] * 1
    #23416053 - 07/06/16 05:50 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

safety first.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: rackem]
    #23416063 - 07/06/16 06:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i'd be ok with this if it was 21 year olds in the states


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23416065 - 07/06/16 06:02 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

To much coffee make semen bitter, so might not be such a great place after all, of course if the coffee junkies have a high amount of fruit in their diet, they might be OK.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: Lucis]
    #23416089 - 07/06/16 06:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

who gives a shit? you are hiring a hooker for a service.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23416096 - 07/06/16 06:28 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

This is the epitome of convenience


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: rackem]
    #23416103 - 07/06/16 06:34 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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rackem said:
who gives a shit? you are hiring a hooker for a service.





Touche.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: Lucis]
    #23416105 - 07/06/16 06:35 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

At college the people most vocal about this stuff were against it:lol:

thin skinned/skulled fucks


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: Konyap]
    #23416115 - 07/06/16 06:41 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'm all for prostitution, prohibition just creates financial burdens for everyone and makes the whole business more difficult to regulate. Instead we could be collecting taxes and have general safety measures in effect. All that aside, prostitution isn't going anywhere.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #23416117 - 07/06/16 06:42 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

thats what college will get for ya..  that and debilitating debt.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: rackem]
    #23416268 - 07/06/16 08:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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rackem said:
thats what college will get for ya..  that and debilitating debt.




OMG dude you have no idea of the bunch I was with
Most of them behaved like they were completely sheltered, always moody or glum. They all must've been tired from working til 4am lol
They spoke as if a brothel is a rape den and that the people who visit there should be put on medications lest they become 'nice guy syndromed'/rapist mass shooters

yet no one does anything for money, they work with pride, being told what to do every chance they have to breathe while they spend a whole years worth of fulltime work on their new hyundai


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: Konyap]
    #23416273 - 07/06/16 08:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

sounds about right man.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: rackem]
    #23416321 - 07/06/16 08:45 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

How can a free thinking woman be against another free thinking woman who decides to sell her body for short bursts of time to people who want to buy it.

Forced prostitution isn't on the agenda. Of course that is wrong.

I tell prostitutes I'm a bum basher whenever they try to win my custom.

They often don't believe me or just press on with their selling technique, regardless of how they think I look and inform me that it doesn't matter because the option is always on the table to bash their bums in too. S

So I tell them I'm a fun boy but not that fun.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: LobsterSauce] * 3
    #23416372 - 07/06/16 09:16 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

There is no way that I want to wake up in the morning to go sit down in a public place and listen to middle aged men cum. Some people are disturbingly expressive. There is no amount of dick sucking that is going to make that okay.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: larry.fisherman] * 2
    #23416661 - 07/06/16 11:26 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

fellatio while sipping a hot beverage seems like a terrible idea :uhoh:


that being said first thing that popped into my head



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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23416669 - 07/06/16 11:28 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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That was a well played movie connection. :lol:


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23416716 - 07/06/16 11:44 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I couldn't put my finger on and rub the exact spelling but latte in German is not only the coffee but a word for boner.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23416726 - 07/06/16 11:46 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

It would take a brave woman to get down that close to man's asshole either during or after the consumption of any form of coffee. Right?


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23416765 - 07/06/16 12:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

This is the first step towards world peace :hug:


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23417515 - 07/06/16 04:18 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Good idea. I wouldn't associate with anyone who frequented such a place or worked there but I still think it's a good idea


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: Ezuma]
    #23419118 - 07/07/16 03:26 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

This came into my mind in RL last night and someone said imagine all the horrible men in the same room grunting and listening to each other get suck jobs.

There is a lot going on in Switzerland that takes the biscuit.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #23419140 - 07/07/16 03:58 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
There is no way that I want to wake up in the morning to go sit down in a public place and listen to middle aged men cum. Some people are disturbingly expressive. There is no amount of dick sucking that is going to make that okay.




:lolsy:

Well put


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23419179 - 07/07/16 04:42 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
There is no way that I want to wake up in the morning to go sit down in a public place and listen to middle aged men cum. Some people are disturbingly expressive. There is no amount of dick sucking that is going to make that okay.




I second that. Maybe it's just me, but oral sex or any type of sex is the last thing I desire or want when I am grabbing a cup of coffee early in the morning. What an odd business model.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23419185 - 07/07/16 04:46 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I can't imagine it being like that.

There must be half cubicles to muffle the sound effects.

Maybe a view towards nature and you just don't look in the direction of other dirty men doing the same as you.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23419220 - 07/07/16 05:29 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I envision it to be like a dirty rundown diner with old women and grubby bikers, eating eggs and pancakes, while you're at the bar drinking coffee and getting blown. One of the fry cooks keeps making awkwardly prolonged eye contact while absent-mindedly dropping fries, he's basically staring, made all the more awkward by his lazy eye and the trail of spittle running down his chin.

Can't beat the convenience though


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23419518 - 07/07/16 08:49 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

thats fucked up so they can only give one blow job a day lol
they dont' even get tested for herpes if it's anything like here


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: Konyap]
    #23419555 - 07/07/16 09:02 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Konyap said:
thats fucked up so they can only give one blow job a day lol
they dont' even get tested for herpes if it's anything like here




You can't really get tested for herpes until you have an outbreak, I believe...

I mean, you CAN, via a blood test, but for somer reason it's almost never done

I'm sure they're allowed to service more than 1 client a day though... ugh imagine the spreading of diseases, going through like 50 to 100 cocks a day :evildog:


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: Crystal G]
    #23419580 - 07/07/16 09:12 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

they'd get paid more money or hire robots to do it

Im surprised, I'm sure at least one woman has died having sex maybe at like 43 she gave up
some teenager died masturbating 23 times in a row
imagine that 23 times
I can't even fuck my girlfriend 23 times, this guy is beating his meat watching a season of SVU.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: Crystal G]
    #23419587 - 07/07/16 09:14 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Do hookers typically make you wear a condom during oral?
That wouldn't even be worth the time, let alone money


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23803039 - 11/05/16 11:11 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

http://www.thelocal.ch/20161102/geneva-caf-fellatio-considers-robot-sex-workers

What are they playing at?

All it takes is one malfunctioning robot to make Swiss cheese of your pecker.


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Re: A giant leap for freedom: Geneva to get 'café fellatio' by end of year [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23803063 - 11/05/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

From my limited understanding I believe that is the case in most legal Euro brothels.


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