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Anonymous #1

havent had sex in 6 years. going insane.
    #23415785 - 07/06/16 01:51 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

going mother fucking insane. and angry. and depressed. im not an ugly fat fuck. im good looking. i can say it. IM PRETTY DAMN GOOD LOOKING! i cant even get a hard dick. last time i tried to fuck around with a girl *a yr ago* (incredibly sleezy whore cheating on her boyfriend who was in jail or some shit who she had a kid with) i couldnt even get a hard dick and the bitch threw it in my face. my bad. sorry. rant. have been tripping for what seems to be half of the day.


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Anonymous #2

Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23415805 - 07/06/16 02:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Tinder or whatever that app is.
Backpage escorts.
Just go rub one out.
Go out and meet some girls.
You got this!


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Anonymous #1

Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #23415829 - 07/06/16 02:13 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i need to try tinder again for some hookups. dont want to date. i had an account but i deleted it because i thought it was a waste of fucking time. but i only had it for maybe 3 or 4 days. dont want to pay for sex. actually i will not pay for it. thats for fat ugly old men. im in my early 20's, im in pretty damn good shape (not ripped out of my mind), not ugly, pretty darn normal looking i would say. personalitywise i suck. im very antisocial, have been depressed for so long that my personality is shitty and people can probably sense im a desperate and sad mother fucker when anyone gives me the time of day. have absolutely no friends. always moved my whole life so here i am. another fucking place. have been here a yr. still dont know anyone. fucking a

not gonna rub one out tonight. i was tripping today. told my mom goodnight and i was going to watch a movie. she was like dont watch any x rated movies or some shit when i was walking away. trying to be a bitch. a secret bitch. idk.


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Anonymous #2

Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23415863 - 07/06/16 02:33 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh:
sounds like your mom knows hpw to bust you bawls

Good luck man i went through the same shit went through a 5 almost six year dry spell so i know what you feel like

Dont worry just dont give up and never come off to needy


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Anonymous #1

Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #23415871 - 07/06/16 02:41 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

thanks man. my family is a bunch of fucking weirdos. i hate them all but i love them too. i dont know how much more i can take of this shit. ive been thinking seriously about heading the fuck out of here, i have a car and money saved up.


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Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #23415882 - 07/06/16 02:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I would say move to Asia, try to get a job in Bangkok, you might change your mind about whores. But if thats really not your thing.

I would highly suggest the Philipphines they fucking love western cock there. (I know since I've lived there for the most of my life) you will fuck have a good chance of fucking evreyday since filipinos love fucking (look how overpopulated the cities are)

But if noving to Asia is not an option, then I'm just as clueless as you been in europe for 4 months now and no sex, mind you I had chlamydia before moving here.

I'm a type b personality Introvert, who cannot for the sake of me ask a chick for ccasual sex, But ordering a blow job is just like ordering a shiatsu for me.


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Anonymous #1

Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Nolan92]
    #23415893 - 07/06/16 03:05 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

moving out of country is not an option man. although id love to bang some azn whores. what am i saying though. id fucking bang anything. if it has tits, idgaf at this point. no sex in this long. holy fuck.

i have no friends. literally i dont speak to anyone but the people in my family. we are all very distant with eachother. very awkward interactions. how the fuck do i even meet people in this situation. its not like im going to go up to random people at a park or something and try to start a conversation with them id just look like a fucking psycho/creeper.


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Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23416075 - 07/06/16 06:07 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i dunno it kinda sounds like you're being a pussy
if you go to enough places to buy shit you'll talk to some nice girls
maybe you make it a habit... or you just pick up a hobby and go from there

i wouldn't fuck a whore, usually they fuck tons of people and it's so taboo in the west that you'd never hear the end of it if a simpleton saw


Edited by Anonymous (07/06/16 06:07 AM)


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Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23416498 - 07/06/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Do you attend therapy of any kind? Maybe it's the things you say/do/comment on that turns people off from you. They are not going to understand the depression and shit and I get you cause I used to be like that and still am to a fine point but hey progress in some shape or form :shrug:

Maybe your problem is your attitude about this whole ordeal and just need to let some stuff out and tweek your mind into a better way of thinking. I know it's hard, having no friends, family seems more to put you down than aiding you....etc but you really gotta make the effort to see a change instead of succumbing to your problems.

I am not much of a ladies man, but I managed to befriend a girl whom I think is attractive. After passing a few comments here and there we started talking and now we're meeting up to play chess. She has a boyfriend mind you, which made it easier cause I didn't feel the pressure.

Point is, you have the internet, you can be whomever you want to be. Just make moves and make an ass of yourself, eventually, after countless failure, you'll succeed and learn to be more successful

If you're desperate for a fuck or something sexual, either thai massage, prostitutes, bang a fat chick ormsg your biggest sket of a female friend


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    #23416516 - 07/06/16 10:30 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #23416524 - 07/06/16 10:34 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Anonymus I think some guys like fat girls because they want to make that shit shake.


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Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Nolan92]
    #23416630 - 07/06/16 11:14 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

They are more appreciative too so they will try very hard to please you :biggrin:


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Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Rosen_Rot]
    #23418407 - 07/06/16 09:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

yeah i wish i tried on more fat girls well maybe like one lol


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Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #23418919 - 07/07/16 12:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS



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Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #23419026 - 07/07/16 01:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
yeah i wish i tried on more fat girls well maybe like one lol




Who are the best dick gobblers?


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Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Nolan92]
    #23419198 - 07/07/16 04:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Marcy Diamond :shineon:


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Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Rosen_Rot]
    #23419224 - 07/07/16 05:32 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I feel sorry for your predicament, if ed is the problem you should find a way to increase blood flow to your penis.  Other than that you can always try pof


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Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: basqueshaman]
    #23419558 - 07/07/16 09:04 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You're probably appearing needy and desperate. I was like this also for 6 years. Once you start viewing women as people instead of vaginas, talking to them gets easier. They are people too you know. It's not the end of the world. I sometimes come on here and complain but i'm really just looking to get married. If pussy was what I was after, ultimately I could get it anytime of the day.

Maybe you are the type of person who has to be extremely attracted to someone to have sex. I mean more on an emotional level. I am the same way. Just fucking doesn't work for me and it's hard to have sex when i'm not emotionally connected.


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Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Rosen_Rot]
    #23420060 - 07/07/16 12:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Rosen_Rot said:
Marcy Diamond :shineon:



Who is that?


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Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: basqueshaman]
    #23422149 - 07/08/16 01:51 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

A BBW pornstar

She may be fat but god damn she makes dicks come


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Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Rosen_Rot]
    #23454735 - 07/18/16 11:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

This might sound silly, but you need to go to the gym and work out. There is usually a few hotties, or - potential hotties - and they are trying to make themselves healthier and look better.

And nothing wrong with taking a Viagra and slamming for an hour or so.

Sometimes, it's when you don't try at all (but you still have to be "out there") that's when you met the person your going to fuck next.


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Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Exceed19_2000]
    #23456612 - 07/19/16 03:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Why is it that every solution to stupid shit like this is always the gym :lol:


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Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23456763 - 07/19/16 04:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
moving out of country is not an option man. although id love to bang some azn whores. what am i saying though. id fucking bang anything. if it has tits, idgaf at this point. no sex in this long. holy fuck.

i have no friends. literally i dont speak to anyone but the people in my family. we are all very distant with eachother. very awkward interactions. how the fuck do i even meet people in this situation. its not like im going to go up to random people at a park or something and try to start a conversation with them id just look like a fucking psycho/creeper.



Find a bar near your place and go there every couple days, and make sure to hit the same days every week. If after a couple months you haven't met anyone (guy or girl, not just pussy hunting) then find a new bar. Or find a few bars and switch them up so you hit the same 3 bars every week with the same bars on the same days. Most people at bars are there for social interaction, so they are willing to meet people. They usually face inward so it can be possible to have random conversations with the whole room. Be part of the atmosphere, comment on what is going on, strike up conversations with the bartender. Hell, a good bartender WONT LET you sit there alone and silent if you show the slightest interest in talking when they come to you. If you don't like to drink then you'll have to find something you can stomach and drink it slow. Hell, learn to enjoy drinking if you don't because fuck it can be the best thing ever. As a shroomery vet I have done every fucking drug so much but in the end I now pretty much drink all the time and do real drugs only a few times a year tops.

Once you have some sort of social routine down start worrying about women. Hell, you will probably fall into some pussy on accident if you go to the right bars.


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Re: havent had sex in 6 years. going insane. [Re: Jeffedelic]
    #23464817 - 07/22/16 02:55 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Craigslist. Keep a couple ads up, different info in em, somewhat close to your actual location. Worked for me three times. It took over a year for it to start working, and you get what you get. I hear Tinder works for some, I may have gotten my first one on there as well.

I prefer to spend my time doing lots of drugs over chasing women though. Still looking for the right hippy chick thats down to get fried.


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