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I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. 3
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And I'm not sleeping with any of them.
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It's never too late to change that.
I slept with two different women in the same day not too long ago. Felt rather accomplished even though I received no medal.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23415295 - 07/05/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's been a long, long time since I've slept with 2 women in the same day. I was 18, but I still remember it like it was yesterday.
I think I'm firmly in the friend zone, one is 20, one just turned 22, and the other is 21.
I'm 29.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Rustifer]
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What makes you so sure none want to sleep with you? And fuck if you're 9 years older..i date guys 9 years older than i am
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Rustifer]
#23415305 - 07/05/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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You must be detailing their cars.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Rustifer] 1
#23415307 - 07/05/16 10:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rustifer said: And I'm not sleeping with any of them.

We get it. You aren't TheMovement. But that is a good thing, because you would also have a restraining order from at least one of them.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: California]
#23415325 - 07/05/16 10:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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The only one I would want to sleep with, is the 20 year old.
It makes me feel like a dirty old man, but god she's beautiful.
I didn't even know she was 20 until I tried to get her to come out to the bar with us the other day.
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Acaterpillar said: I slept with two different women in the same day not too long ago.
Why sleep twice in the same day? Why not just fuck both of them and sleep in your own bed thereafter?
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Enlil]
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Rustifer]
#23415341 - 07/05/16 10:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rustifer said: I think I'm firmly in the friend zone, one is 20, one just turned 22, and the other is 21.
I'm 29.
This is an advantage if anything.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Acaterpillar]
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how do I work that to my advantage, I haven't figured that one out yet.
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#23415361 - 07/05/16 10:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rustifer said: how do I work that to my advantage, I haven't figured that one out yet.
If you have to ask, you aren't cut out for the job. When i was 33 i plowed 11 girls I'd never met before ranging from 19 to 23 in 3 weeks. Nowadays, I'm in a relationship and really don't feel like fucking at all. I'd rather just make money.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23415370 - 07/05/16 10:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think a large part of working age to your advantage is having money, things, and stability, and I lack all three.
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#23415375 - 07/05/16 10:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wrong. Confidence and charm is all you need. A big dick doesn't hurt either.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23415388 - 07/05/16 10:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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A lot of dudes around here pretend to be massage therapists to get in girls pants... It's generally a lot easier after you've been rubbing them all over for half an hour
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23415391 - 07/05/16 10:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well I apparently have all three of those according to my female friends.
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If you have to rely on other people's opinion, then you don't have any of those three.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Enlil]
#23415446 - 07/05/16 10:56 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Rustifer]
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Plot twist, the three ladies homes are your mothers, aunts, and grandma.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Enlil] 4
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Enlil said: If you have to rely on other people's opinion, then you don't have any of those three.
Or you could just be humble enough to not toot your own horn
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
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azur said: When i was 33 i plowed 11 girls I'd never met before ranging from 19 to 23 in 3 weeks.
Did you catch anything?
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#23416118 - 07/06/16 06:43 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oddly enough, i didn't. Though the younger girls i recommend staying away from as a few of them have given me chlamydia a time or three
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
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This made me laugh hard. ^_^ Thanks! I keep toothbrushes stashed in multiple places
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#23416144 - 07/06/16 07:05 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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The Movement has toothbrushes in 29 different women's homes spanning 11 states. And he's banging all of them. Not to mention there's a waiting list for at least a dozen more potentially lucky ladies who are dying for him to get his toothbrush in their homes.
Thread is weak.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23416155 - 07/06/16 07:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you are keeping a toothbrush at a girl's house that you like and you haven't even fucked = friend zone with needy undertones. You need to rethink your approach on women. Stop torturing yourself.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23416182 - 07/06/16 07:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar said:
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azur said: When i was 33 i plowed 11 girls I'd never met before ranging from 19 to 23 in 3 weeks.
Did you catch anything?
how do you even meet that many new girls
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: thelanzii]
#23416190 - 07/06/16 07:34 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nemmies said:
Quote:
Acaterpillar said:
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azur said: When i was 33 i plowed 11 girls I'd never met before ranging from 19 to 23 in 3 weeks.
Did you catch anything?
how do you even meet that many new girls
I live in a city with a college of 30,000 insecure students
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: thelanzii]
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Haha imagine what they all looked like. Yikes.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Starstepper]
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#23416195 - 07/06/16 07:39 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Na man. They varied from cute to hot. But not too hot. Art students. The best, if ya know what i mean.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23416205 - 07/06/16 07:45 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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were they all bar chicks?
maybe I am just not a socialite, but shit that is a respectable number
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
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azur said: When i was 33 i plowed 11 girls I'd never met before ranging from 19 to 23 in 3 weeks.
damn. dude.
if you can do it, so can I
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#23416219 - 07/06/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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rusti, you better get to work before some other dude starts using your toothbrushes man.
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#23416244 - 07/06/16 08:08 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yea. Met them all between two bars and one walking down the street. Banging chicks is no real science guys. The problem is you guys put these girls on pedestals. Just remember that they are horny people just like you.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23416261 - 07/06/16 08:17 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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real recognize real
you are my hero, azur 
please contribute to the pub a lil' more
there are too many people around here that need to be told what's up
it's no joke brah, you bring a lot to the table
one loveee
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
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You're trying to say women are people? Horny maybe, people i'm not so sure of.
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I just carry a toothbrush, fluoride-free toothpaste, floss, and a little bottle ov biotene wrapped together inside my super cute diesel handbag when i go out .
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Asshat331]
#23416276 - 07/06/16 08:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crixalis said:
please contribute to the pub a lil' more
Meh
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23416287 - 07/06/16 08:31 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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The hero we need but do not deserve
whatever you decide to do is futile
pandoras box has already been opened
the monkey is out of the bottle
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Crixalis]
#23416290 - 07/06/16 08:34 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Is that like when you're 23 and you fuck a 52 yr old and when you enter her raggedy vag, a pandora's box of stench fills the air?
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23416304 - 07/06/16 08:39 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I wouldn't know, man
I'm only twenty years old
When I reach that point in my life i'll be sure to revive this thread
until then it seems liek you have a story to go with that
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#23416307 - 07/06/16 08:40 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Rustifer said: And I'm not sleeping with any of them.

Dont worry. I have 3 toothbrushes too and I'm not sleeping with any of them either
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Crixalis]
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Crixalis said: I wouldn't know, man
I'm only twenty years old
When I reach that point in my life i'll be sure to revive this thread
until then it seems liek you have a story to go with that

I can't relive those disgusting 86 seconds of my life.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23416322 - 07/06/16 08:46 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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it's funny that you mention that!
when I was seventeen my sister was having her wedding
and there was this older MILF who def wanted to have a lil' fun with me...
no doubt about it.
I remember thinking to myself 'this bitch is craaazy' and of course I wanted to fuck but i was a virgin at the time, and I prob couldn't pull it off
So I ended up holding out for someone more 'special' for me, and just like everything else in life, things just fall on ur lap sometimes even when ur not looking for it!
Everything happens for a reason and it was good I never smashed that older lady, although it would of made a very memorable experience losing ur virginity to someone who is like 30 years older than you. ROFL
Kinda how you like posting in the pub now
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Crixalis]
#23416334 - 07/06/16 08:52 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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OP, where exactly to these girls store the toothbrushes in their bathrooms?
How much splash back would you wager is wafting its way over to yours?
Leaning next to other foreign toothbrushes?
Other people living with them?
Is dental hygiene a hot topic when you are at these places?
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23416335 - 07/06/16 08:52 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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azur said: Yea. Met them all between two bars and one walking down the street. Banging chicks is no real science guys. The problem is you guys put these girls on pedestals. Just remember that they are horny people just like you.
i know that girls want it just as bad as guys do
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#23416527 - 07/06/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have lube at two different guys houses 
I also had a pillow at Burkes house until recently.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Rustifer]
#23416667 - 07/06/16 11:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Not to derail this thread but have any of you guys been shamed for wanting to brush your teeth at a chicks house before crashing? A few almost insinuated I was nerdy for wanting to go brush my teeth.
Sorry I like to take care of my teeth. If you want to let yours rot out of your mouth thats cool.
Are most guys to shy to go brush their teeth after a one night stand? Am I a weirdo?
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: danielx]
#23416676 - 07/06/16 11:32 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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It is kind of weird if you are trying to use a girl's toothbrush that you just met. You're better off sneaking in a using it without asking.
If you have a toothbrush there already that is totally normal. For whatever reason if I somehow forget or not able to brush my teeth before bed I feel ashamed in the AM.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: danielx]
#23416680 - 07/06/16 11:33 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nothing wrong with brushing your teeth. I brush mine three times a day.
Though, I don't go around carrying a tooth brush when I'm out late either. I don't think it's the act of brushing your teeth that gets them, just that you have a toothbrush on hand in any situation.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Starstepper]
#23416682 - 07/06/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nah, I never brush my teeth after a one night stand. I could see how some girls might find it odd. It just depends on their comfort level, some girls would probably encourage it  Your teeth will be just find if you don't get to brush them for a single night...
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Acaterpillar] 2
#23416750 - 07/06/16 11:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I spent a night with this little broad i used to know. Got down and dirty that night. Ate her asshole and all. Didn't bring a toothbrush and the next morning i had a dental cleaning appointment. Fuck. Ha ha. Dentist said it looked like i had been taking really good care of my teeth. If he only knew about the shit on em the night before
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23416768 - 07/06/16 12:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Are we talking like loop around the asshole a couple times in 69 or straight up eating it from that the back? Geez haha
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur] 1
#23416769 - 07/06/16 12:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dang bro, you're a freak. I gag at the thought of eating booty
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23416772 - 07/06/16 12:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I gagged too
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23416785 - 07/06/16 12:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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This girl was so fucking hot though. Like so hot, the ol saying "I'd eat the corn out of her shit" comes to mind. She is the only girl I've done that with. But I'd totally do it again if i was single and we hooked up.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23416853 - 07/06/16 12:45 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fair enough. There's one girl I've been with who I would have considered it. What's weird is that she's not even the hottest girl I've been with, but something about her... When we hooked up, I felt like I was more into her (physically speaking) than any other girl I've gotten with.
Maybe it was that ass. She had a booty from heaven. Which is probably why I would have considered eating it...
We fucked in this hotel room while my friend was in bed next to us (passed out on heroin and bars) and his mom was in the bed next to ours (passed out on bars and anti-psychotics). His mom woke up to use the bathroom at one point while the girl was riding me. She dropped like a dead weight so fucking quick when the mom got up that I knew she had some experience sneaking around before
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23416875 - 07/06/16 12:56 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quick noob dating question: I'm 25, what is the general non creepy age range for me? I've got good unique looks, talent and money, but little dating experience. I fantasize about older women. For some reason I feel creepy talking to girls that are younger than 21.is this irrational?
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: goop]
#23416892 - 07/06/16 01:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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if you cant take them to a bar, stay away.. go as old as your heart desires.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: goop]
#23416896 - 07/06/16 01:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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You'll probably never have the opportunity again
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: rackem]
#23416901 - 07/06/16 01:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Stick with what is comfortable to you. If you feel creepy it will inadvertently be expressed in your body language, the tone of your voice, and your confidence to be assertive in your courtship. Personally, age is mostly a number, and legal is legal. I prefer women my age or older, but I fucked a 19 year old not that long ago and I'm also 25.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23416911 - 07/06/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have heard 1/2 you're age +7 before
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Starstepper]
#23416922 - 07/06/16 01:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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wut
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Crixalis] 1
#23416943 - 07/06/16 01:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's kind of a rule of thumb for older guys. Never date a girl less than 1/2 your age plus 7.
Most of yall should just take what you can get tho
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Starstepper]
#23416981 - 07/06/16 01:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Starstepper said: Most of yall should just take what you can get tho
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23417172 - 07/06/16 02:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I banged an 18 year old black chick when i was...30.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23417184 - 07/06/16 02:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Prostitutes don't count Azur.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: PatrickKn]
#23417190 - 07/06/16 02:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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This just in: younger women dig older men with more money, sexy facial hair and maturity
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: PatrickKn] 1
#23417223 - 07/06/16 02:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
PatrickKn said: Prostitutes don't count Azur.
I never include hookers in my "girls i fucked" stories. When i tell hooker stories, I'm sure to include that everyone knows I'm talking about tutes.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23417228 - 07/06/16 02:54 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
azur said: I banged an 18 year old black chick when i was...30.
its pink on the inside
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: twighead] 1
#23417266 - 07/06/16 03:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
twighead said: This just in: younger women dig older men with more money, sexy facial hair and maturity 
Money isn't even really a factor if your personality isn't total shit. I'm pretty poor but it doesn't seem to scare away most girls
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: thelanzii]
#23417276 - 07/06/16 03:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Nemmies said:
Quote:
azur said: I banged an 18 year old black chick when i was...30.
its pink on the inside

I heard once you go black you never go back
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23417278 - 07/06/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sure, I mean it's never hurt me either 
But trust me it is a boon. What 20 something doesn't feel the allure of leaving her broke-ass tiny apartment living pay check no shopping spree life behind?
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: twighead] 1
#23417321 - 07/06/16 03:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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The ones who already tried it and ended up in miserable relationships, only a small minority really.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23417353 - 07/06/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's not always a gold digging aspect... It's just a general boon,
Say there are two men, both good personalities, both funny, good looking, one is dirt poor and the other has money
Who will she choose? 
I've seen the situation more than a few times.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: twighead] 1
#23417392 - 07/06/16 03:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah I get what you're saying. I usually don't go for materialistic girls, and no two dudes will be equal in every way except for money.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23419114 - 07/07/16 03:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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If she needs expensive handbags just to survive in this life, then she can go survive somewhere else.
Traveling to some other part of the world will surely provide lifelong memories that a branded handbag, made in some sweatshop in some developing nation where the worker does 15 hour days for a dollar or three, could never provide.
If she really wants the handbag life, then let her find someone who wants to provide her with the handbag life.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur] 1
#23419284 - 07/07/16 06:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
azur said: I banged an 18 year old black chick when i was...30.
You're kinda sounding like themovement in this thread.
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