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Acaterpillar
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23415616 - 07/06/16 12:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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azur said: When i was 33 i plowed 11 girls I'd never met before ranging from 19 to 23 in 3 weeks.
Did you catch anything?
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azur
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Acaterpillar] 1
#23416118 - 07/06/16 06:43 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oddly enough, i didn't. Though the younger girls i recommend staying away from as a few of them have given me chlamydia a time or three
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DopesToInfinity
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23416143 - 07/06/16 07:05 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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This made me laugh hard. ^_^ Thanks! I keep toothbrushes stashed in multiple places
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Rustifer] 3
#23416144 - 07/06/16 07:05 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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The Movement has toothbrushes in 29 different women's homes spanning 11 states. And he's banging all of them. Not to mention there's a waiting list for at least a dozen more potentially lucky ladies who are dying for him to get his toothbrush in their homes.
Thread is weak.
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Starstepper
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23416155 - 07/06/16 07:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you are keeping a toothbrush at a girl's house that you like and you haven't even fucked = friend zone with needy undertones. You need to rethink your approach on women. Stop torturing yourself.
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thelanzii

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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Acaterpillar]
#23416182 - 07/06/16 07:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar said:
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azur said: When i was 33 i plowed 11 girls I'd never met before ranging from 19 to 23 in 3 weeks.
Did you catch anything?
how do you even meet that many new girls
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azur
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: thelanzii]
#23416190 - 07/06/16 07:34 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nemmies said:
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Acaterpillar said:
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azur said: When i was 33 i plowed 11 girls I'd never met before ranging from 19 to 23 in 3 weeks.
Did you catch anything?
how do you even meet that many new girls
I live in a city with a college of 30,000 insecure students
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Starstepper
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: thelanzii]
#23416191 - 07/06/16 07:35 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Haha imagine what they all looked like. Yikes.
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Crixalis
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Starstepper]
#23416192 - 07/06/16 07:37 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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azur
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Starstepper] 1
#23416195 - 07/06/16 07:39 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Na man. They varied from cute to hot. But not too hot. Art students. The best, if ya know what i mean.
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thelanzii

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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23416205 - 07/06/16 07:45 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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were they all bar chicks?
maybe I am just not a socialite, but shit that is a respectable number
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Crixalis
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23416210 - 07/06/16 07:48 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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azur said: When i was 33 i plowed 11 girls I'd never met before ranging from 19 to 23 in 3 weeks.
damn. dude.
if you can do it, so can I
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rackem



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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Rustifer] 5
#23416219 - 07/06/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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rusti, you better get to work before some other dude starts using your toothbrushes man.
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azur
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: thelanzii] 1
#23416244 - 07/06/16 08:08 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yea. Met them all between two bars and one walking down the street. Banging chicks is no real science guys. The problem is you guys put these girls on pedestals. Just remember that they are horny people just like you.
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Crixalis
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23416261 - 07/06/16 08:17 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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real recognize real
you are my hero, azur 
please contribute to the pub a lil' more
there are too many people around here that need to be told what's up
it's no joke brah, you bring a lot to the table
one loveee
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23416265 - 07/06/16 08:19 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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You're trying to say women are people? Horny maybe, people i'm not so sure of.
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Crixalis] 1
#23416275 - 07/06/16 08:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I just carry a toothbrush, fluoride-free toothpaste, floss, and a little bottle ov biotene wrapped together inside my super cute diesel handbag when i go out .
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azur
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Asshat331]
#23416276 - 07/06/16 08:25 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Crixalis said:
please contribute to the pub a lil' more
Meh
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Asshat331 said: You're trying to say women are people? Horny maybe, people i'm not so sure of.
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Crixalis
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
#23416287 - 07/06/16 08:31 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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azur said: Meh
The hero we need but do not deserve
whatever you decide to do is futile
pandoras box has already been opened
the monkey is out of the bottle
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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Crixalis]
#23416290 - 07/06/16 08:34 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Is that like when you're 23 and you fuck a 52 yr old and when you enter her raggedy vag, a pandora's box of stench fills the air?
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