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InvisibleRustifer
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I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. * 3
    #23415268 - 07/05/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

And I'm not sleeping with any of them.

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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Rustifer] * 3
    #23415281 - 07/05/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

It's never too late to change that.

I slept with two different women in the same day not too long ago.
Felt rather accomplished even though I received no medal.


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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #23415295 - 07/05/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

It's been a long, long time since I've slept with 2 women in the same day. I was 18, but I still remember it like it was yesterday.

I think I'm firmly in the friend zone, one is 20, one just turned 22, and the other is 21.

I'm 29.


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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Rustifer]
    #23415304 - 07/05/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

What makes you so sure none want to sleep with you?
And fuck if you're 9 years older..i date guys 9 years older than i am


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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Rustifer]
    #23415305 - 07/05/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You must be detailing their cars.  :lolsy:


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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Rustifer] * 1
    #23415307 - 07/05/16 10:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Rustifer said:
And I'm not sleeping with any of them.

:thisisterrible:



We get it.  You aren't TheMovement.  But that is a good thing, because you would also have a restraining order from at least one of them.


Edited by California (07/05/16 10:51 PM)


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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: California]
    #23415325 - 07/05/16 10:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

The only one I would want to sleep with, is the 20 year old.

It makes me feel like a dirty old man, but god she's beautiful.

I didn't even know she was 20 until I tried to get her to come out to the bar with us the other day.


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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Rustifer] * 1
    #23415331 - 07/05/16 10:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Acaterpillar said:
I slept with two different women in the same day not too long ago.




Why sleep twice in the same day?  Why not just fuck both of them and sleep in your own bed thereafter?


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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Enlil]
    #23415337 - 07/05/16 10:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:rimshot:


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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Rustifer]
    #23415341 - 07/05/16 10:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Rustifer said:
I think I'm firmly in the friend zone, one is 20, one just turned 22, and the other is 21.

I'm 29.




This is an advantage if anything.


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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #23415347 - 07/05/16 10:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

how do I work that to my advantage, I haven't figured that one out yet.


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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Rustifer] * 1
    #23415361 - 07/05/16 10:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Rustifer said:
how do I work that to my advantage, I haven't figured that one out yet.



If you have to ask, you aren't cut out for the job.
When i was 33 i plowed 11 girls I'd never met before ranging from 19 to 23 in 3 weeks.
Nowadays, I'm in a relationship and really don't feel like fucking at all. I'd rather just make money.


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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
    #23415370 - 07/05/16 10:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I think a large part of working age to your advantage is having money, things, and stability, and I lack all three.


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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Rustifer] * 2
    #23415375 - 07/05/16 10:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Wrong. Confidence and charm is all you need. A big dick doesn't hurt either.


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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
    #23415388 - 07/05/16 10:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

A lot of dudes around here pretend to be massage therapists to get in girls pants... It's generally a lot easier after you've been rubbing them all over for half an hour :lol:


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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: azur]
    #23415391 - 07/05/16 10:38 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Well I apparently have all three of those according to my female friends.


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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Rustifer] * 2
    #23415395 - 07/05/16 10:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

If you have to rely on other people's opinion, then you don't have any of those three.


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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Enlil]
    #23415446 - 07/05/16 10:56 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Enlil said:
If you have to rely on other people's opinion, then you don't have any of those three.




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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Rustifer]
    #23415463 - 07/05/16 11:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Plot twist, the three ladies homes are your mothers, aunts, and grandma.


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Re: I have toothbrushes at 3 different women's homes. [Re: Enlil] * 4
    #23415586 - 07/06/16 12:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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If you have to rely on other people's opinion, then you don't have any of those three.



Or you could just be humble enough to not toot your own horn :rolleyes:


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