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OfflineNature Boy
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Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time!
    #23410282 - 07/04/16 12:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Sooo...after a successful Friday night party and laid back Saturday, I broke my 3 year 3 month fast on smoking weed while knocking off the better part of a bottle of red wine left over from the party along with my wife.  Next thing I know we are upstairs having drunken, stoned sex.  Fucking like animals was amazing and the perfect late afternoon activity.  Been a loooong while since I've gotten stoned and drunk and got to bang the hell out of my wife to boot.

It was :thumbup:  :thumbup:  :thumbup: and :penis:  :penis:  :penis: and  :psychsplit:  :psychsplit:  :psychsplit: all at the same time.

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Re: Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time! [Re: Nature Boy]
    #23410501 - 07/04/16 02:05 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Good for you, man!
Funny thing is, toking is a surefire way for me to supress my libido. I have a lot of stuff on my mind when I'm stoned, but sexy time is usually out of the question, except of course when I also took stims or something else which makes me horny as fuck.
As my girlfriend is currently abroad, this comes in quite handy from time to time.
Thank god I only have to wait for another three weeks until she returns.

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Re: Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time! [Re: Nature Boy]
    #23413281 - 07/05/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Nature Boy said:
Sooo...after a successful Friday night party and laid back Saturday, I broke my 3 year 3 month fast on smoking weed while knocking off the better part of a bottle of red wine left over from the party along with my wife.  Next thing I know we are upstairs having drunken, stoned sex.  Fucking like animals was amazing and the perfect late afternoon activity.  Been a loooong while since I've gotten stoned and drunk and got to bang the hell out of my wife to boot.

It was :thumbup:  :thumbup:  :thumbup: and :penis:  :penis:  :penis: and  :psychsplit:  :psychsplit:  :psychsplit: all at the same time.

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Re: Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time! [Re: Nature Boy]
    #23413344 - 07/05/16 10:44 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Your equation is wrong though.

Try this.

Wine + Anything = Sex

Congrats on the good time.


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Re: Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time! [Re: Lucis]
    #23413568 - 07/05/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Sounds fun NB...How long did it take you to pass out after the deed?:wink:


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Re: Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time! [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #23413760 - 07/05/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

You mean after the TWO deeds.  'Bout 1/2 an hour.  :lol:

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Re: Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time! [Re: Nature Boy]
    #23414555 - 07/05/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

:awesomenod::thumbup:


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Re: Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time! [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #23415940 - 07/06/16 03:42 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

smoking before/during sex is one of the nicest things ive ever done

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Re: Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time! [Re: Lucis]
    #23418173 - 07/06/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Fennario said:
Your equation is wrong though.

Try this.

Wine + Anything = Sex

Congrats on the good time.



Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.


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Re: Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time! [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
    #23419255 - 07/07/16 05:52 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

That's good :manofapproval:

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