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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Sun King] * 2
    #23414165 - 07/05/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Its odd how half of you immediately think of incest when picturing your daughter dating a guy similar to yourself.

Then again some of you are rom the south...


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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Patlal]
    #23414258 - 07/05/16 04:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Then again some of you are rom the south...







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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23414262 - 07/05/16 04:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Nas said something like, "every player one day faces their sins when they have a daughter."
i'm not a player though, all of the girls I've been with had more sexual history then me lol


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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #23414275 - 07/05/16 04:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

A couple summers ago I knew a lady who wanted to hook me up with her 16 yo daughter. I was 27 at the time :whatthetrek: The fuck woman, were you thinking  :70swhoa:


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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Hobozen] * 1
    #23414288 - 07/05/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I would prefer it if he wasnt 43 :owned: but a guy like me, characterwise, I would consider it a mission accomplished as a parent. I'd know that for richer or poorer, better or worse, he'd give her his utmost to make her happy, not out of lack of self worth but out of pure love in both directions :luvdisc:


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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Hobozen] * 2
    #23414293 - 07/05/16 04:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:popcorn:


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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Crixalis]
    #23414305 - 07/05/16 04:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I'd be fucking made up for her. I couldn't think of a guy I would rather date a daughter of my own than one who shared the values I have now.

But young me? Fuck no. I'd probably end up knocking him out.


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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Patlal] * 6
    #23414324 - 07/05/16 04:40 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Nah I wouldn't want my daughter dating a guy like me.

I mean I answer the phone like this for fuck's sake

:helloyesthisisdouche:


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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Niffla]
    #23414342 - 07/05/16 04:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:loldongs:


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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23414347 - 07/05/16 04:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:burke:

:africaface:


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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Patlal]
    #23414582 - 07/05/16 05:56 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

If it was 25 year old me, then sure. I have my head screwed on right now, a few years ago not so much. 18 year old me would have made a crack head out of her or something and I'd have to kill him.


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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Hobozen]
    #23414614 - 07/05/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

blankk said:
A couple summers ago I knew a lady who wanted to hook me up with her 16 yo daughter. I was 27 at the time :whatthetrek: The fuck woman, were you thinking  :70swhoa:




Ahahaha, that actually happened to me once too. I was like :dudewtf:


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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23414664 - 07/05/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

A guy like me now; sure. A guy like teenage me? I would have some reservations.


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Hobozen]
    #23414693 - 07/05/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

blankk said:
A couple summers ago I knew a lady who wanted to hook me up with her 16 yo daughter. I was 27 at the time :whatthetrek: The fuck woman, were you thinking  :70swhoa:





lol... I had it happen too, I was just done banging her when she said this shit


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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23414810 - 07/05/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Funny, we were planning on getting a motel room but never ended up going that far. She was a babe for a 50 yo, but a smoker and suicidallly depressed :lol: Maybe she just wanted me in her fam.


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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23414820 - 07/05/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Sophistic Radiance said:
Quote:

blankk said:
A couple summers ago I knew a lady who wanted to hook me up with her 16 yo daughter. I was 27 at the time :whatthetrek: The fuck woman, were you thinking  :70swhoa:




Ahahaha, that actually happened to me once too. I was like :dudewtf:




You got asked to go down on a younger boy...?

...or your moms friend tried going down on you?

I need closure on this one!

:takingnotes:


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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23415017 - 07/05/16 08:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Nah I wouldn't want my daughter dating a guy like me.

I mean I answer the phone like this for fuck's sake

:helloyesthisisdouche:



thats so hot

how do you hang up the phone?? Do you strike a sexy pose? :lol:


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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #23415067 - 07/05/16 08:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Totally would. A guy like that I could get along with.

And, if she did break up with him (which I'd not mind, because I'd find it weird for my daughter to date someone who was so like me, he might as well be a younger me) that'd be cool. We could go hang out together without her being there.

But, if she continued going out with him and married him and then had kids of her own, I'd be a fucked up grandparent. Or, have to think a lot about things.


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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Cosmic_Flame]
    #23415102 - 07/05/16 08:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Cosmic_Flame said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
Nah I wouldn't want my daughter dating a guy like me.

I mean I answer the phone like this for fuck's sake

:helloyesthisisdouche:



thats so hot

how do you hang up the phone?? Do you strike a sexy pose? :lol:




I'm still working out the kinks on that.


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Re: Imagine you had a daughter. Would you like her to date a guy like you? [Re: Niffla]
    #23415113 - 07/05/16 08:55 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Would I be ok with my hypothetical daughter (or a clone of her, or some shit to make it less incestuous)?

Meh, sure.


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