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Nature Boy
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Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time!
#23410282 - 07/04/16 12:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sooo...after a successful Friday night party and laid back Saturday, I broke my 3 year 3 month fast on smoking weed while knocking off the better part of a bottle of red wine left over from the party along with my wife. Next thing I know we are upstairs having drunken, stoned sex. Fucking like animals was amazing and the perfect late afternoon activity. Been a loooong while since I've gotten stoned and drunk and got to bang the hell out of my wife to boot.
It was and and all at the same time.
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Jamo


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Re: Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time! [Re: Nature Boy]
#23410501 - 07/04/16 02:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Good for you, man! Funny thing is, toking is a surefire way for me to supress my libido. I have a lot of stuff on my mind when I'm stoned, but sexy time is usually out of the question, except of course when I also took stims or something else which makes me horny as fuck. As my girlfriend is currently abroad, this comes in quite handy from time to time. Thank god I only have to wait for another three weeks until she returns.
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ch1ck3n.s0up
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Re: Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time! [Re: Nature Boy]
#23413281 - 07/05/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Nature Boy said: Sooo...after a successful Friday night party and laid back Saturday, I broke my 3 year 3 month fast on smoking weed while knocking off the better part of a bottle of red wine left over from the party along with my wife. Next thing I know we are upstairs having drunken, stoned sex. Fucking like animals was amazing and the perfect late afternoon activity. Been a loooong while since I've gotten stoned and drunk and got to bang the hell out of my wife to boot.
It was and and all at the same time.
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Lucis
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Re: Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time! [Re: Nature Boy]
#23413344 - 07/05/16 10:44 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Your equation is wrong though.
Try this.
Wine + Anything = Sex
Congrats on the good time.
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Thayendanegea
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Re: Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time! [Re: Lucis]
#23413568 - 07/05/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sounds fun NB...How long did it take you to pass out after the deed?
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Nature Boy
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Re: Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time! [Re: Thayendanegea]
#23413760 - 07/05/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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You mean after the TWO deeds. 'Bout 1/2 an hour. 
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Thayendanegea
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Re: Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time! [Re: Nature Boy]
#23414555 - 07/05/16 05:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time! [Re: Thayendanegea]
#23415940 - 07/06/16 03:42 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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smoking before/during sex is one of the nicest things ive ever done
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ch1ck3n.s0up
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Re: Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time! [Re: Lucis]
#23418173 - 07/06/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Fennario said: Your equation is wrong though.
Try this.
Wine + Anything = Sex
Congrats on the good time.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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basqueshaman
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Re: Wine, weed + wife = good fucking time! [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
#23419255 - 07/07/16 05:52 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's good
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