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HAPPY 4TH AMERICANS (all others pay cash) 1
#23409419 - 07/04/16 06:35 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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So it's the fourth of july, a historic day in american history. This day twenty years ago will smith and jeff goldblum saved us all from an alien invasion.
What is everybodies plans for the fourth? I got exactly 4 hits of very strong acid I may take tonight and ride my bike under the fireworks in town. Something I've tried organizing the 6 years I've been and it has never managed to work out. I thought i had work tonight, but on the way out last night my boss said "enjoy your night off tomorrow" which got my dick hard real fast.
Ok fun patriotic fact time.
Jimi hendrix star spangled banner. Man after the rockets red glare he makes all those weird shrieks on the guitar and shit, he must have been frying so hard when he played that right? WRONG!!! Well, he was probably frying sure (it was the 60's after all) but there's another reason for all the headache inducing noises.
After hendrix plays the line "the bombs bursting in air" all the guitar shrieks are imitating the noises of the battlefield. I don't have the song handy atm, but noises included are machine gun fire and women screaming as they get shot, tanks firing shells and exploding, mortars going off and more that i can't remember off the top of my head.
So what's your plans this 4th of july? Non americams you should go out and celebrate your countries independence too. Hey britain can join us next year for the 4th too!!!
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Niffla



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LuSiD enthusiast said: So it's the fourth of july, a historic day in american history. This day twenty years ago will smith and jeff goldblum saved us all from an alien invasion.
I lol'd so hard
So fucking hard
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Niffla



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Re: HAPPY 4TH AMERICANS (all others pay cash) [Re: Niffla]
#23409436 - 07/04/16 06:46 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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By the way let's not forget that Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, and the big black dude from The Green Mile saved us also by drilling a hole into an asteroid. That tends to get overlooked I think.
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Crixalis
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Re: HAPPY 4TH AMERICANS (all others pay cash) [Re: Niffla]
#23409462 - 07/04/16 07:05 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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OMG
I loveee that movie
Wish I was Ben Affleck in that movie!
He saves the world and gets the girl, what more do you need?
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Re: HAPPY 4TH AMERICANS (all others pay cash) [Re: Niffla]
#23411750 - 07/04/16 08:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
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LuSiD enthusiast said: So it's the fourth of july, a historic day in american history. This day twenty years ago will smith and jeff goldblum saved us all from an alien invasion.
I lol'd so hard
So fucking hard
GODDAMMIT!! I should have posted this on reddit. Literally the part you quoted is on the front page right now. One of you assholes stole my thread. Conglaturations!!
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Fun fact: england did not recognize america as it's own state until the treaty of paris was signed, September 3rd, 1783
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Niffla



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LuSiD enthusiast said:
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Niffla said:
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LuSiD enthusiast said: So it's the fourth of july, a historic day in american history. This day twenty years ago will smith and jeff goldblum saved us all from an alien invasion.
I lol'd so hard
So fucking hard
GODDAMMIT!! I should have posted this on reddit. Literally the part you quoted is on the front page right now. One of you assholes stole my thread. Conglaturations!!

Wasn't me, holmes. I've never posted at reddit.
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lol I received a random text message yesterday saying "I forgot we don't have to work tomorrow lol" or something along those lines... was it you?!?!?! lmfao
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I'm just getting high and doing some amphetamine. That's almost as American as apple pie, baseball, and bald eagles at this point.
EVERYONE PLEASE RISE FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM:
Just kidding, here's our real national anthem the way it was meant to be played: Hendrix's version:
(Love that Hendrix says "stand up for once in your life!" in this video)
He used to go straight from Star Spangled Banner into purple haze as if it was one song. I can't find it on youtube, but that's the real American national anthem god damn it.
Edited by nooneman (07/04/16 10:20 PM)
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Re: HAPPY 4TH AMERICANS (all others pay cash) [Re: nooneman]
#23413148 - 07/05/16 09:43 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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nooneman said: I'm just getting high and doing some amphetamine. That's almost as American as apple pie, baseball, and bald eagles at this point.
EVERYONE PLEASE RISE FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM:
Just kidding, here's our real national anthem the way it was meant to be played: Hendrix's version:
(Love that Hendrix says "stand up for once in your life!" in this video)
He used to go straight from Star Spangled Banner into purple haze as if it was one song. I can't find it on youtube, but that's the real American national anthem god damn it.
Rosie o donnell did the national anthem the best way way back. Seriously look it up. You wont regret it.
Also did you catch where i talked about hendrix national anthem in op? It was a long post so i don't blame anyone who skipped over it.
The Tl;dr is that when the guitar on his anthem starts going crazy, he's simulating sound of a battlefield. There's machine gun fire, mortars firing and detonating, tanks firing and exploding and more I'm forgetting. Snipers firing and women screaming.
Yeah hendrix was a god with the guitar.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
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