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My friend and I have started negotiating...
#23396512 - 06/30/16 06:27 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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He cums in my face, I take a dump on his stomach after eating laxatives. Why? Because I would giggle my ass off taking a juicy dump on his stomach and I hope it would create a special bond between us.
The question: Is he psychologically overpowering me and am I the weak one? Should I demand to shit in his face?
Be serious fellas, I am being sincere - this is not a troll post.
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Black_Sunset
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#23398197 - 06/30/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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why. also fecal matter doesn't go well in eyes
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: Black_Sunset] 1
#23402483 - 07/01/16 09:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Or you could not be a sick fuck. I'm not saying you have to enjoy getting jizzed in the face but its like a sterile, low-odor, small amount of liquid versus feces. Why would you want to be with a person you'd enjoy taking a literal shit on?
I guess anyone sick and retarded enough to take that deal deserves what he gets though
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: bloodsheen]
#23402655 - 07/01/16 11:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Your screwing him up. No offence but you are the one messing with his weakness. Neither of them are sterile in any way. A return of being equal would mean you squirt in his face at around same time. Do as you will
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: tump]
#23404299 - 07/02/16 02:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I say go for the Dirty Sanchez. #yoloswag420blzitfgt
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: bloodsheen]
#23406042 - 07/03/16 03:47 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
bloodsheen said: Or you could not be a sick fuck. I'm not saying you have to enjoy getting jizzed in the face but its like a sterile, low-odor, small amount of liquid versus feces. Why would you want to be with a person you'd enjoy taking a literal shit on?
I guess anyone sick and retarded enough to take that deal deserves what he gets though
Sick fuck?
It's all fun dude.
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: tump]
#23406043 - 07/03/16 03:49 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
tump said: Your screwing him up. No offence but you are the one messing with his weakness. Neither of them are sterile in any way. A return of being equal would mean you squirt in his face at around same time. Do as you will
I am a man.
The interesting thing is that I am not gay. Like I said it's all for the giggle and I hope it would create a special bond between us, he is my closest and best friend.
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: Anonymous #1] 3
#23407596 - 07/03/16 03:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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How, in your opinion, does taking a dump on your bestfriend help to establish a bond? Even better, if you guys are comfortable taking dumps on each other isn't that a special bond in itself ??
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: Rosen_Rot] 1
#23408420 - 07/03/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Obvious troll is obvious
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: bloodsheen]
#23408962 - 07/03/16 11:56 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah this is just too wild to be true and the reasoning is just ridiculous
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: Rosen_Rot]
#23409100 - 07/04/16 01:33 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Idk i think a toll would respond more also if said bj to crapping would have happened two days ago. I demand
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: Rosen_Rot]
#23410024 - 07/04/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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No guys, I ain't trolling.
Not sure what is so crazy about this, it's disgusting but seriously funny at the same time, I guess different strokes for different folks.
Quote:
Rosen_Rot said: How, in your opinion, does taking a dump on your bestfriend help to establish a bond?
It's a very special thing to do, unique if I must say so.
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#23410268 - 07/04/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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As long as you're both having a good time go with it.
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#23412462 - 07/05/16 01:45 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: basqueshaman]
#23412659 - 07/05/16 05:19 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
basqueshaman said: As long as you're both having a good time go with it.
Yeah, I agree.
I just don't want either of us regretting it.
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: Repertoire89]
#23412663 - 07/05/16 05:22 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Repertoire89 said:

Try not replying next time, that makes the thread seem more serious and tidy.
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#23412674 - 07/05/16 05:34 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you think you will regret it don't do it because it leaves the possibility of it being mistake. If your going do something of this nature you must be serious or walk away
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: basqueshaman]
#23412715 - 07/05/16 06:06 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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a guy cumming on someone's face after being shat on is a sexual fetish.
So, you call it whatever you want, but he's getting his rocks off, and you're comfortable with that. He may want more. I know I would.
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: Visionary Tools]
#23413074 - 07/05/16 09:15 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Visionary Tools said: a guy cumming on someone's face after being shat on is a sexual fetish.
So, you call it whatever you want, but he's getting his rocks off, and you're comfortable with that. He may want more. I know I would.
I don't get turned on by it, it's not my fetish but it sure would amuse me, not getting cummed in my face but shitting on my best friend.
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Re: My friend and I have started negotiating... [Re: Anonymous #1]
#23413081 - 07/05/16 09:18 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Here's my friends rules:
He cums in my face first. I shit on his stomach afterwards and I can only shit for as long as he cums in my face.
It seems a bit unfair that I can only shit on him for maybe 5 seconds. But if I eat laxatives it's fine I guess.
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