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ripT
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Summoning Demons?
#23408649 - 07/03/16 10:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anyone every summoned any demons or made any pacts with them?
Thinking about summoning Asmoday to make people love me, seeing has he's the demon of lust.
Wouldn't be my first summoning, but it would be my first pact.
Is he too strong of a demon for my first pact? What do you think he would ask of me in return?
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Re: Summoning Demons? [Re: ripT] 1
#23408725 - 07/03/16 10:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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You're supposed to summon that little flying bow and arrow baby if you want people to love you. But what am I thinking, that just sounds insane
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Re: Summoning Demons? [Re: ripT]
#23408751 - 07/03/16 10:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Maybe in return he'll want to make love to your supple man puss for all eternity
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Re: Summoning Demons? [Re: ripT]
#23410931 - 07/04/16 04:18 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
ripT said: Anyone every summoned any demons or made any pacts with them?
Thinking about summoning Asmoday to make people love me, seeing has he's the demon of lust.
Wouldn't be my first summoning, but it would be my first pact.
Is he too strong of a demon for my first pact? What do you think he would ask of me in return?
WTF if wrong with you, you worship demons? Don't tell me that I'm fucked because I don't respect demons. FUCK DEMONS. I'm not scared of any demons, and I certainly don't respect them.
fuck you and your demons
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Re: Summoning Demons? [Re: ripT]
#23411048 - 07/04/16 04:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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In high school I did the Destruction incantation in the Satanic Bible on a guy that I hated. That week he fell off his skateboard and broke a wrist.
Be careful with demons.
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Re: Summoning Demons? [Re: ripT]
#23411053 - 07/04/16 04:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
ripT said: Anyone every summoned any demons or made any pacts with them?
Thinking about summoning Asmoday to make people love me, seeing has he's the demon of lust.
Wouldn't be my first summoning, but it would be my first pact.
Is he too strong of a demon for my first pact? What do you think he would ask of me in return?
Its very ill advised to make a pact with demons. Do not do that kind of stuff. Reach above for help, not below.
I had the misfortune of a demon making a pact with me when i was 6 years old, taking advantage of my childish naiveté. We fought him off recently but all my life until then it had an improved karma at my expense, and I had a worsened karma because of it.
Nothing good comes out of making a pact with a demon.
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Re: Summoning Demons? [Re: Asante]
#23411171 - 07/04/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Asante said: Nothing good comes out of making a pact with a demon.
But you can kick some fucking arse for a while if you do.
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Re: Summoning Demons? [Re: ripT]
#23411323 - 07/04/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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perhaps everything we do either strengthens the illusion of a separate, fixed, permanent self; or tends to soften and dissolve this confining hard shell…
the notion of summoning demons is just a variant on ordinary criminal enterprises.
Enron, Bernie Madoff, Pt Barnum, … all stupid con games.
You are asleep and already under the spell of dreaming and very basic instincts.
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Summoning a demon is just straight up falling for the lower self. Baaaad idea.
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ripT
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Re: Summoning Demons? [Re: Asante] 1
#23411443 - 07/04/16 06:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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The god you worship is false.
The demons are the real good guys. Your God is an evil disgusting creature.
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Re: Summoning Demons? [Re: ripT]
#23411611 - 07/04/16 07:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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No self-serving entity will give up power, only take it. Classic pyramid scheme
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ripT
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Re: Summoning Demons? [Re: Snazz]
#23411614 - 07/04/16 07:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's an equal trade. You must give something in return for their power. They do not work for free.
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Re: Summoning Demons? [Re: ripT]
#23411732 - 07/04/16 08:04 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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..are you okay? Cuz, you seem a little bit insane to me.
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ripT
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Re: Summoning Demons? [Re: Eminence]
#23411738 - 07/04/16 08:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I am perfectly sane, thanks for asking.
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Re: Summoning Demons? [Re: ripT]
#23411755 - 07/04/16 08:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sometimes I.envy you.kids believing in.gods , spirits or demons .. I wish I.could do that perhaps then my life would have meaning ( to myself)
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Re: Summoning Demons? [Re: ripT]
#23412522 - 07/05/16 02:50 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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ripT said: The god you worship is false.
The demons are the real good guys. Your God is an evil disgusting creature.
You're saying you don't believe in Voodoo? 
Breaks my heart 
However, Voodoo does believe in you:

Sense something?
I'm not the Christian you take me for.
Demons are a specific echelon of spirits. You shouldnt lower yourself to kissing up to them.
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