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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Non alcoholic beer
    #23407435 - 07/03/16 02:49 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Hey guys,

So I don't drink alcohol anymore since about a year ago. Late live been curious as to try out the alcohol free options, perhaps to satisfy the summer.

I went to the local shopping mall and bought some Bavarian 0.0% non alcoholic beer imported from Holland.

Now, I am truly amazed! It smells and tastes just like the real deal, except there is no drunkness. I was feeling really bad and guilty that I was holding this thing about to drink it, I imagined it had alcohol and I had failed myself. After the first few sips it really made me feel warm all over, calm and chilled out.

I am only trying them for this week and then I will not purchase them again until next year. It is a strong negative feeling I have towards drinking and the memories came flooding back at the tastes :confused:

I recommend it to anyone who wants a difference.


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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 2
    #23407489 - 07/03/16 03:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Non-alcoholic beer is like decaffeinated coffee.. WTF is the point?


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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23407498 - 07/03/16 03:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

non alcoholic beer is a tease. i wouldn't recommend it to any recovering alcoholic. might as well just drink a fuckin pepsi or something that actually tastes good anyways


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23407502 - 07/03/16 03:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I guess so I can satisfy my sick desire to drink. In other words so I can trick my mind and enjoy it. Honestly it tastes exactly the same minus the bitterness.

I do say try it.


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23407526 - 07/03/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I drank some when I was on anti-biotics once. I got a placebo high.


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--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23407566 - 07/03/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

It's strange, I do feel kinda high myself. Not sure whether it's the ingredients that's causing it.
Man I feel tired I've only had 2 and they were hours apart!


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23409467 - 07/04/16 07:07 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Buckler is good


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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: LuzaW]
    #23409561 - 07/04/16 07:59 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I think kombucha is a much better alternative to non-alcoholic beer for alcoholics. When I go off on one of my not drinking kicks, I always drink kombucha, it really helps with alcohol cravings.

But one of my good friends is recovering from a crippling booze/crack/meth addiction, and every time he comes to hang out with us, we're all drinking beer, and he brings a 6 pack of Odule's and has just as good of a time as we do.


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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: Rustifer]
    #23409882 - 07/04/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Sounds good. I'll check those out, I'm always looking for variety and something interesting! I got bored of cola and fizzy shit ages ago, don't get me wrong I still drink fizzy drinks, there just boring though!


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23410066 - 07/04/16 11:31 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Italian sodas are great for this too. The San Pellegrino blood orange soda is the shit.


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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: Rustifer]
    #23410439 - 07/04/16 01:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I vote kombucha too, they can be delicious and are very healthy. Some even are mildly alcoholic and are for 21 and over only at >.5%...


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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: Electric Wizard21] * 1
    #23410445 - 07/04/16 01:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

What are you drinking?
I got this non-alcoholic shit.
What's that?
A non-alcoholic beer. It's got no alcohol.
- It's a beer?
- Yeah, with no alcohol.
But if you drink enough,
if you drink a lot,
they get you fucked up?
No, there's no alcohol.
That's the fucking point.
I'm not a scientist.
I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about.
I can get you a beer
if you want a fucking beer.


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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: shadyy]
    #23410645 - 07/04/16 02:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Is that the wolf of Wall Street? I watched it the other night again...fucking love that film so hilarious.


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Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23410657 - 07/04/16 02:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

i hate 2 million


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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation?
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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: shadyy]
    #23413713 - 07/05/16 12:56 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Get OFFF THE PHONE!!!

Best part of drinking non alcoholic is being able to remember films after watching them. And being sober in general :thumbup:


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: Rustifer]
    #23413718 - 07/05/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Definitely check this out I will!

Cheers !


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23414067 - 07/05/16 03:05 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Be careful, like some here have said...Non-alcoholic beer can for some ridiculous marketing reason actually contain less than .5% alcohol and still be called non alcoholic beer.

Anyway, my view on NA beer is that if I drink near beer, might as well look for some near cocaine....what's the point?:shrug:


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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #23414103 - 07/05/16 03:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

That's probably because it is impossible to get any sort of significant BAC from <0.5% ABV beer. Even <3.2% ABV "Utah beer" won't easily cause intoxication and is considered non-intoxicating. Anything labeled as a "Table beer" should be (but not always is)  <3% ABV.


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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #23414111 - 07/05/16 03:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I know, I have noticed and it's enjoying. I do double check and the Bavarian was 0%. I'm pretty confident it did not contain any and I'm sure the processes does not involve alcohol filtration.
When I check the suggestions I'll double check the labels.

I only wanted to try these drinks out, there is a point and it's to enjoy the flavours without being intoxicated.

Near cocaine exists, it's called research chemicals or some other shit. Plus it's in dentists like shit loads...


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Non alcoholic beer [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23414144 - 07/05/16 03:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

odoules amber is better then the regular i think. but there are some good n/a beers out there.


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