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Driving Home from work
    #2340673 - 02/16/04 12:51 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I was just joining the motorway and i sees this old
lady walking along the side of it in the pissing rain.
I pulled in got out and asked her where she was going,
she told me the name of a street, i thought about it
for a second and told her to get in and i'd drop her
off.
She was a good bit away, miles infact from the street but i joined
the m\way took the first cuttoff and dbled back. She
was 89, thats right eighty fuckin nine, she was lost
and man did i feel sorry for her. She gave my daughter
an apple and i dropped her off, she stayed alone but
told me she had a daughter. On my lunchbreak tomorrow
i'm going round to try to get her daughters phone number
because she need looked after a bit more.
She's lucky i wasn't a junkie or a perv, well i am a perv
but i dont like them that old.


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Re: Driving Home from work [Re: scotsman1]
    #2340768 - 02/16/04 01:19 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Cool story.    :thumbup:

Need more people in the world like you.


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Re: Driving Home from work [Re: scotsman1]
    #2340850 - 02/16/04 01:48 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Scottish people are nice people.

Except when they fight in bars ofcourse.

I had a scottish guy buy my wife, two friends and myself a beer on the train to Edinburough (sp) just for being an American. I think he felt sorry for us because we traveled from Cardiff to Edinburough sitting on our luggage (all the seats were taken) I offered to buy him a beer and he just said no thanks.


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Re: Driving Home from work [Re: Innvertigo]
    #2340976 - 02/16/04 02:15 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I like their accents.  :grin:


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Re: Driving Home from work [Re: Frog]
    #2341105 - 02/16/04 02:42 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

When we were in a bar there we befriended a guy sitting next to us and had him say "If it's not Scottish it's crap". He was very happy to do it at the top of his lungs.


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Re: Driving Home from work [Re: Innvertigo]
    #2341274 - 02/16/04 03:22 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

YES!! i want to find a scottish pal to do that for me one day.


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Re: Driving Home from work [Re: TODAY]
    #2341430 - 02/16/04 03:52 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

We did the same thing at a wedding in Cardiff, he wasn't Scottish but he sure sounded like it. I plan to go back to Scotland the first chance I get.


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Re: Driving Home from work [Re: Innvertigo]
    #2341444 - 02/16/04 03:54 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Okay, I have to ask...

What's the big deal about someone saying, in a Scottish accent, "If it's not Scottish, it's crap."


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Re: Driving Home from work [Re: Frog]
    #2341453 - 02/16/04 03:56 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I have absolutly no idea. It's one of my favorite SNL skits. BTW we were pretty drunk when we asked, so were they so all was good. Alcohol brings the world together.


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Re: Driving Home from work [Re: Innvertigo]
    #2341490 - 02/16/04 04:02 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Okay, thanks. I just thought maybe it was a commercial on T.V. or something. SNL sounds appropriate.

>>Alcohol brings the world together.

Ain't that the truth. Also, on that note, alcohol makes the truth easier to see... And people are prettier...


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Re: Driving Home from work [Re: Frog]
    #2341516 - 02/16/04 04:06 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

And even if they're too ugly for the alcohol to fix, you can have 2 of em!


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Re: Driving Home from work [Re: Frog]
    #2341538 - 02/16/04 04:12 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

And people are prettier




I have been known to make a mistake like this, thank God I had friends that reminded me. :frown:


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Re: Driving Home from work [Re: Innvertigo]
    #2343451 - 02/16/04 11:16 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

While in some random London pub a few years back, a nice Scotsman came up to our party and started talking with us. He asked us what we thought of various political goings-on in our country and around the world. He also talked about English history and told about a numbe of inventions that he said the Scots actually came up with, but the English took credit for.

And he also bought a round for us, which really made my night. I still remember when he came up to us and asked a nice lot of American tourists were doing in a pub like this :-) Cheers to that guy!


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Re: Driving Home from work [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
    #2345101 - 02/17/04 12:00 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Even i love my accent and never hide or change it.
If i was telling you that story i'd say cunt 8 times,
fuck 9 times, bastard 3 times.....
then you'd be close to my accent.Some scots speak
polite yes and no, where as i am, i and naw if you follow.


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