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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! * 4
    #23404883 - 07/02/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I painted a garage floor with this stuff today:

On the back, the instructions say:

USING YOUR FLOOR PAINT

1. Use a large brush, roller or Perfect Finish Pad to put it on.

2. Give the paint a really good stir. Start at the opposite end of the garage and work in small sections towards the door. Remember not to paint yourself into a corner!

Are people really so lacking in common sense they need to be reminded of this? I actually found myself laughing hysterically half way through the job cause I could/couldn't imagine people being oblivious enough to do this to themselves.

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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23404902 - 07/02/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Common sense is a misnomer.  Common sense is NOT as abundantly found as you might suspect.  The warning is there, no doubt, because it have proven in the past to be necessary.  Sad but true.  :sad:

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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: Nature Boy]
    #23404939 - 07/02/16 06:46 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Maybe the guy who made the lable was getting high on his own supply while writing it :shrug:


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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: spirit_shadow] * 2
    #23404962 - 07/02/16 06:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Says the bloke who had to read the instructions on a paint tin.:smugjerry:


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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: pineninja]
    #23404965 - 07/02/16 07:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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pineninja said:
Says the bloke who had to read the instructions on a paint tin.:smugjerry:



:laugh2:


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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23404967 - 07/02/16 07:01 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
I painted a garage floor with this stuff today:

On the back, the instructions say:

USING YOUR FLOOR PAINT

1. Use a large brush, roller or Perfect Finish Pad to put it on.

2. Give the paint a really good stir. Start at the opposite end of the garage and work in small sections towards the door. Remember not to paint yourself into a corner!

Are people really so lacking in common sense they need to be reminded of this? I actually found myself laughing hysterically half way through the job cause I could/couldn't imagine people being oblivious enough to do this to themselves.

Source




Out of all the options available to you for your concrete you shouldn't criticize people lacking in common sense.


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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: Revok]
    #23404987 - 07/02/16 07:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Sometimes I accidentally mop myself into a corner when mopping the floor.

Also don't forget to drop the flakes for added visual effect!


Edited by goop (07/02/16 07:14 PM)


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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23404994 - 07/02/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Haha, it's like when you're watching the news and you see that it's pouring rain outside and the meteorologist says you should use an umbrella because rain is wet. Unfortunately people are as stupid as that label is suggesting.


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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: Eminence]
    #23405075 - 07/02/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yah I can see this happening to someone stoned as fuck lol. Funny shit though lol


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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: Gorlax] * 1
    #23405202 - 07/02/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Common sens is so rare nowadays it should be considered a super power


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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: Patlal]
    #23405208 - 07/02/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Sounds like most all of us in this thread here would be super heroes then.


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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: Gorlax]
    #23405220 - 07/02/16 08:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Gorlax said:
Yah I can see this happening to someone stoned as fuck lol. Funny shit though lol




I'm not going to lie I could totally see myself doing this when really baked/ out of it :lol: I almost never paint though and tend to space out.

This thread reminds me of the label on this delicious hemp milk I drink:

"Do not use this product as baby formula"

:lolsy:

I always pictured some hippy mom reading the label and thinking "damn it" :rofldrunk:


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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: musiclover420]
    #23405725 - 07/02/16 11:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)



They put warnings to not fucking iron a T-shirt while you wear it, and you're surprised people are dumb enough too paint themselves into a corner?

You're way more optimistic than I, sir.


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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23405734 - 07/02/16 11:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

On a similar vein I was hanging out with some jesus freaks today and I wondered how badly it would freak them out if I just collapsed in the floor and started convulsing as they yelled hallujueh. I havent laughed that hard in a while.


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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23405743 - 07/02/16 11:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
I painted a garage floor with this stuff today:

On the back, the instructions say:

USING YOUR FLOOR PAINT

1. Use a large brush, roller or Perfect Finish Pad to put it on.

2. Give the paint a really good stir. Start at the opposite end of the garage and work in small sections towards the door. Remember not to paint yourself into a corner!

Are people really so lacking in common sense they need to be reminded of this? I actually found myself laughing hysterically half way through the job cause I could/couldn't imagine people being oblivious enough to do this to themselves.

Source




I have never had a garage so I couldn't possibly speak from experience but what reason could you have for painting the floor?


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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #23405754 - 07/03/16 12:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I've seen that shit at my grandmother's church. Dude said something about the power of God surging through him after his partner read some bible passages, tried to start seizing and ended up falling down the stairs in front of him and fucked up his ankle. It was hilarious, I was thinking "God did that to you for being a weird idiot." Maybe there should be a preacher's manual that says "avoid stairs while praising Jesus."


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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23405763 - 07/03/16 12:03 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Looks better and it's easier to keep the floor clean.


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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: Eminence]
    #23405772 - 07/03/16 12:06 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

It can also help insulate if you have a heated garage.

Concrete absorbs a lot of heat.


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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: Revok]
    #23406228 - 07/03/16 07:34 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Revok said:
Out of all the options available to you for your concrete you shouldn't criticize people lacking in common sense.



Haters always gonna hate huh? I'm doing it as a favour for someone, as the prep work is pretty backbreaking; wirebrushing a whole garage floor and getting all the dust up afterwards took about 4 times as long as laying a coat. Just about to go and lay the final coat now.


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Re: Remember not to paint yourself into a corner! [Re: PassiveMenis]
    #23406365 - 07/03/16 08:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Easy bro, this guy created one of the greatest bands in history; and he reportedly painted himself into a corner while painting this floor.  If you think these types of warnings are unnecessary, you are clearly not doing enough drugs.



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