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OfflineTheMovement
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Tip from a dumbass * 2
    #23404632 - 07/02/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Don't fuck people your (open) GF knows.  She'll get hella fucking pissed.  :sadyes:


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement] * 2
    #23404643 - 07/02/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Duly noted, thanks


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement] * 12
    #23404647 - 07/02/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

No shit, Sherlock.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Niffla]
    #23404651 - 07/02/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I never understood the point in being in an open relationship. Seems like a pain. Why not just keep a few FWBs around?


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement]
    #23404673 - 07/02/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Crazy how nature do dat.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #23404679 - 07/02/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

TheMovement said:
Don't fuck people your (open) GF knows.  She'll get hella fucking pissed.  :sadyes:




really?


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: sanchothestoner] * 28
    #23404690 - 07/02/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

TheMovement has sex, and he wants you to know about it.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: California] * 17
    #23404694 - 07/02/16 05:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

man, he has sex? fuck.... he must be so cool.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23404731 - 07/02/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I can now be a better person


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: MycoGawd] * 1
    #23404771 - 07/02/16 05:51 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:poppinsclap:


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: SloppyJoseph]
    #23404773 - 07/02/16 05:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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TheMovement said:
Don't fuck people your (open) GF knows.  She'll get hella fucking pissed.  :sadyes:





good tip
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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: IveBeenRecycled]
    #23404774 - 07/02/16 05:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Crazy how nature do dat.




Yes, it do be.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Eminence]
    #23404788 - 07/02/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

In his defense, you guys seem to have missed the (open) part. He's not talking about a girlfriend that he's exclusive with.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Eminence] * 12
    #23404790 - 07/02/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

In everyone else's defense you seem to of missed the point of this thread.

TheMovement has sex and he needs to tell everyone he does.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #23404802 - 07/02/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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In his defense, you guys seem to have missed the (open) part. He's not talking about a girlfriend that he's exclusive with.



But he is talking about an "open" "girlfriend" whom is pissed at him.  You add it up, because TheMovement sure as fuck can't.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Shroomslip] * 6
    #23404810 - 07/02/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Well I'm glad he did, I've always wanted to meet someone who did sex


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: California] * 1
    #23404811 - 07/02/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Add it up, because TheMovement sure as fuck can't.



Hey now, he can add it up.


Oh wait, I'm mixing words. I think I meant get it up. He can get it up. Addition is still difficult.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Eminence] * 4
    #23404828 - 07/02/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Maybe you should ask him for his tek. He seems to be a real ladies man. He's always getting the sex and stuff. Maybe he can make you as cool as him?


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23404863 - 07/02/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

hahahaha fuck all of you.  I did something dumb and this is how you help me through it?!

I thought it would be ok because she said open as fuck,  but apparently friends are off limits.  Lets see if I can salvage this one.  She's the best thing to happen to me in a while.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement] * 5
    #23404868 - 07/02/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

See if you can squeeze out a threesome before she dumps your ass


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement]
    #23404873 - 07/02/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Just stalk her for a while and whenever she's about to get some dick, run up to the guy and introduce yourself and say "what the fuck bitch? You tryna fuck niggas I know!?" Boom, you're even.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: SloppyJoseph]
    #23404875 - 07/02/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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See if you can squeeze out a threesome before she dumps your ass




:ahahaha:

actually good advice though


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Ezuma]
    #23404904 - 07/02/16 06:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

SloppyJoseph said:
See if you can squeeze out a threesome before she dumps your ass




:ahahaha:

actually good advice though



We've already squeezed out two :elmo:

She's super into chicks and loves playing with them.  I don't think i'll get dumped over this,  i'm just worried things wont be the same.  Open relationships are harder than they seem.  She's ok with me loving/fucking 2 other girls, but as soon as someone she knows enters the fold, she's a hostile mothafucka.  I don't understand, but I love the girl.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #23404911 - 07/02/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Being in love with more than one person at a time? That's a weird concept to me.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement]
    #23404912 - 07/02/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

open relationships always seemed like too much work to me, but I could see the appeal if you have a lot of energy. I can barely even understand people who date a lot, even exclusively, where they get all that drive lol
I was born old i guess


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Eminence]
    #23404919 - 07/02/16 06:39 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Being in love with more than one person at a time? That's a weird concept to me.



It's hard.  I made a thread in S&R about it.  I intimately love 3 people right now, my GF and 2 FWB.  It is emotionally taxing, but I really really am in love with them.  IDK how I do it and it's hard to balance, but i'm fucking trying, man.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #23404928 - 07/02/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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TheMovement said:
Quote:

Eminence said:
Being in love with more than one person at a time? That's a weird concept to me.



It's hard.  I made a thread in S&R about it. 



Exactly, this thread wasn't needed you just wanted to tell the pub you have sex.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement]
    #23404930 - 07/02/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Are their cycles aligned?


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23404952 - 07/02/16 06:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Quote:

TheMovement said:
Quote:

Eminence said:
Being in love with more than one person at a time? That's a weird concept to me.



It's hard.  I made a thread in S&R about it. 



Exactly, this thread wasn't needed you just wanted to tell the pub you have sex.



Or I was just stressed about it :elmo:


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement]
    #23404959 - 07/02/16 06:56 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

maybe i am a slack ass in this but i thought you were supposed to set ground rules when you open a relationship... if she didnt explicitly say no friends no harm no foul..


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: rackem]
    #23405167 - 07/02/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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maybe i am a slack ass in this but i thought you were supposed to set ground rules when you open a relationship... if she didnt explicitly say no friends no harm no foul..




Tell that to the girl.  I'm sure she'll totally understand.

TheMovement, I recommend you read "The Truth.  An uncomfortable book about relationships" by Neil Strauss.  It has some excellent material in there about poly amorous relationships.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement]
    #23405173 - 07/02/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:thisisterrible:


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Mr.Mouse]
    #23405182 - 07/02/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

well, if she is down to be open but isnt. then in that case she prolly hasnt been fucking other people unless its been with him in a 3some.. in that case, the plot got a whole lot differnt


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: rackem]
    #23405297 - 07/02/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah lol! Who knows?


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Mr.Mouse]
    #23405324 - 07/02/16 09:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

tough to say from this side of the monitor, thats for sure.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement]
    #23405388 - 07/02/16 09:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Tell me why you decided to make a thread about this.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Mr.Mouse]
    #23405397 - 07/02/16 09:42 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

rackem said:
maybe i am a slack ass in this but i thought you were supposed to set ground rules when you open a relationship... if she didnt explicitly say no friends no harm no foul..




Tell that to the girl.  I'm sure she'll totally understand.




I concur, don't sugar coat it. When you're walking a dog, you don't stop when it stops and let it lead you.
If she's mad about nothing, stop picking up your phone for a couple of days.

Seriously, I'm not an asshole, but I let my first ladyfriend pull a bunch of petty drama and learned from it.
Don't put up with bullshit and you won't have to.

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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23405704 - 07/02/16 11:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

Mr.Mouse said:
Quote:

rackem said:
maybe i am a slack ass in this but i thought you were supposed to set ground rules when you open a relationship... if she didnt explicitly say no friends no harm no foul..




Tell that to the girl.  I'm sure she'll totally understand.




I concur, don't sugar coat it. When you're walking a dog, you don't stop when it stops and let it lead you.
If she's mad about nothing, stop picking up your phone for a couple of days.

Seriously, I'm not an asshole, but I let my first ladyfriend pull a bunch of petty drama and learned from it.
Don't put up with bullshit and you won't have to.

:shrug:



Is it really that easy though?  She says she wants no rules, im cool with that.  She can fuck who she wants and I thought I could too.  Apparently it's only strangers and people she doesnt personally know, though. 

She decided one day that she wanted to lock me down, but we are distanced and stuff so it only makes sense to be open.  I love her and she loves me.  That's what matters. 

I could just be like Fuck you im out, but where would tht leave me?


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement]
    #23405710 - 07/02/16 11:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

talk to your girl dude.  coming here aint going to make everything better.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement] * 4
    #23405711 - 07/02/16 11:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Don't fuck people your (open) GF knows.  She'll get hella fucking pissed.  :sadyes:




An open GF is not a GF she's just a slut you pass around.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement]
    #23405721 - 07/02/16 11:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Depends on how you want to feel really, unfortunately egalitarianism doesn't work out too well in my experience / from what I've seen. Someone invariably winds up in a dominant position, at this point I just believe in taking the initiative as a man, and not looking for a 2 way street.

Not sure how these things could work if you want to be more on the level, in an open relationship especially.

To each their own.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement] * 3
    #23406071 - 07/03/16 04:42 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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It's hard.  I made a thread in S&R about it.  I intimately love 3 people right now, my GF and 2 FWB.  It is emotionally taxing, but I really really am in love with them.  IDK how I do it and it's hard to balance, but i'm fucking trying, man.




Just three? That's fucking it? I thought you were like the biggest pimp known to exist in the western hemisphere. A modern day Wilt Chamberlain.

You must be in a major slump or something.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Niffla]
    #23406075 - 07/03/16 04:47 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

the only way to make this right is to have her fuck three black dudes in front of you


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: PassiveMenis] * 1
    #23406930 - 07/03/16 12:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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rackem said:
talk to your girl dude.  coming here aint going to make everything better.



She was in pissy gtfo outta here mode and wouldn't talk to me, but I talked to her and everything is actually fine :shrug:  We figured shit out.  She mostly just mad that her best friend brought me someone to fuck, but then she said I could fuck said best friend :wtf:
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TheMovement said:
Don't fuck people your (open) GF knows.  She'll get hella fucking pissed.  :sadyes:




An open GF is not a GF she's just a slut you pass around.



You're wrong on so many levels.  Yeah shes a bit of a slut and as y'all know, so am I.  But her being my GF takes our relations to a new level of intimacy.  It's like "I really value your company and want to commit to you on a higher level, but we can't be monogamous right now, so lets do it like this instead"


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: California]
    #23406964 - 07/03/16 12:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I fucking love all of you, thanks for the laughs.  I can't believe this post got 19 mothafuckin +1s
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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #23406966 - 07/03/16 12:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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You're wrong on so many levels.  Yeah shes a bit of a slut




:lolsy:

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but we can't be monogamous right now, so lets do it like this instead"




Meaning, just a girl you pass around for now?
The same thing PassiveMenis said, worded differently.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #23406980 - 07/03/16 12:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

We are all sluts down in the bones.  I wouldn't expect an old man like yourself to understand polyamory.  It may seem like it's all about sleeping around, but it's not.  It's about respecting your partner on a higher level, one where you don't OWN them and don't stop them from fulfilling their desires.  She's not just "a slut you pass around".


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #23406988 - 07/03/16 12:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

PassiveMenis :loldongs:


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement]
    #23407064 - 07/03/16 01:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I fucking love all of you, thanks for the laughs.  I can't believe this post got 19 mothafuckin +1s
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TheMovement has sex, and he wants you to know about it.






Why do you find it so hard to believe? I can't believe it didn't get more after ~6k posts of "I get laid" and "Twiddle is awesome".


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23407140 - 07/03/16 01:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Twiddle is amazing :batpole:


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement]
    #23407143 - 07/03/16 01:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:hamsterdance:


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23407814 - 07/03/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You realize this open relationship isn't even an open relationship right?

She's already mad at you for fucking someone else.

She wants you to be faithful, and still get other dick on the side. It's gonna keep causing problems as you fuck other women, until eventually, you're forced to be faithful, and she's riding miles of dick.

You're on a fast moving train to being a cuckold op.

Abandon ship, before you're slurping another mans nut out of your girls butthole.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement]
    #23407903 - 07/03/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I wouldn't expect an old man like yourself to understand polyamory.




You think your little ragtag group of experimental bros and gals pioneered multiple partners? It's been happening for millenia.

You're just another trendy kid growing up in the world, and you don't know shit about anything. <<---- I wish I would've been told this more when I was your age, take note.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: 1234go]
    #23407911 - 07/03/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

If she the best thing, maybe it should'nt be open relation.  Close that shit lol


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: 1234go]
    #23407923 - 07/03/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I know I dont know shit guy.  IM still gonna make the same mistakes you did,but fuck,  i'm gonna enjoy myself.

Rule #1 is no bad drugs Rule #2 is save some money.  Rule#3 be a compassionate god damn human being.  Wham bam, thank you, 1234go.

Passivemenis, I don't think that is the case, but only time can tell.  The main problem was fucking one of her friend of a friends.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement]
    #23407926 - 07/03/16 06:01 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Not even her friend?! A friend of a friend?

Motherfucker look at all the degrees of separation and she still got salty!

Stop thinking with your dick.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: PassiveMenis]
    #23407939 - 07/03/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

movement, i appreciate your gumption. like as a person. but it's so forced. ugh


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: berrymybody]
    #23407947 - 07/03/16 06:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Stop thinking with your dick.



I'm trying mothafucka!! I really am. 
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movement, i appreciate your gumption. like as a person. but it's so forced. ugh



That's a very unique word I had to look it up.  You should have seen by *gumption* the other night when my ride lost his keys at the dead and co show in hartford ct.  1 am in the morning in a shit ass city and I still managed to get home.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement]
    #23408321 - 07/03/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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hahahaha fuck all of you.  I did something dumb and this is how you help me through it?!

I thought it would be ok because she said open as fuck,  but apparently friends are off limits.  Lets see if I can salvage this one.  She's the best thing to happen to me in a while.



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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 1
    #23408536 - 07/03/16 09:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

so many blue balls up in this thread pissy op has too many pussies problems.

open relationships are easy if you are honest and communicate. respect your partner and you will be fine. if you are no longer in love deal with it then.


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    #23409027 - 07/04/16 12:29 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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hahahaha fuck all of you.  I did something dumb and this is how you help me through it?!

I thought it would be ok because she said open as fuck,  but apparently friends are off limits.  Lets see if I can salvage this one.  She's the best thing to happen to me in a while.



https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23054735/page/2

No offense but you say you're going to change, you cheat on your gf you deserved to be dumped period





I'm not cheating on my gf, I mentioned that we were open several times.
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so many blue balls up in this thread pissy op has too many pussies problems.

open relationships are easy if you are honest and communicate. respect your partner and you will be fine. if you are no longer in love deal with it then.



We are still in love and I agree.  It's clear to me that you actually understand this situation and I appreciate that.  Communication is #1 thing for any relationship, intimate or not.  I'm with her now and she says the haters are fools and stuff.


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    #23409054 - 07/04/16 12:44 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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I'm not cheating on my gf, I mentioned that we were open several times.





Then I don't understand the problem, do you even?

Apparently it's NOT an "open relationship", but I know that's a hetty title for the kiddos to carry around these days.


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