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OfflineTheMovement
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Tip from a dumbass * 2
    #23404632 - 07/02/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Don't fuck people your (open) GF knows.  She'll get hella fucking pissed.  :sadyes:


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement] * 2
    #23404643 - 07/02/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Duly noted, thanks


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement] * 12
    #23404647 - 07/02/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

No shit, Sherlock.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Niffla]
    #23404651 - 07/02/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I never understood the point in being in an open relationship. Seems like a pain. Why not just keep a few FWBs around?


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement]
    #23404673 - 07/02/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Crazy how nature do dat.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #23404679 - 07/02/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

TheMovement said:
Don't fuck people your (open) GF knows.  She'll get hella fucking pissed.  :sadyes:




really?


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: sanchothestoner] * 28
    #23404690 - 07/02/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

TheMovement has sex, and he wants you to know about it.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: California] * 17
    #23404694 - 07/02/16 05:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

man, he has sex? fuck.... he must be so cool.


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23404731 - 07/02/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I can now be a better person


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: MycoGawd] * 1
    #23404771 - 07/02/16 05:51 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:poppinsclap:


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OfflineEzuma
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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: SloppyJoseph]
    #23404773 - 07/02/16 05:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

TheMovement said:
Don't fuck people your (open) GF knows.  She'll get hella fucking pissed.  :sadyes:





good tip
:dumbass:


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: IveBeenRecycled]
    #23404774 - 07/02/16 05:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

IveBeenRecycled said:
Crazy how nature do dat.




Yes, it do be.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Eminence]
    #23404788 - 07/02/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

In his defense, you guys seem to have missed the (open) part. He's not talking about a girlfriend that he's exclusive with.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Eminence] * 12
    #23404790 - 07/02/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

In everyone else's defense you seem to of missed the point of this thread.

TheMovement has sex and he needs to tell everyone he does.


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Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #23404802 - 07/02/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Eminence said:
In his defense, you guys seem to have missed the (open) part. He's not talking about a girlfriend that he's exclusive with.



But he is talking about an "open" "girlfriend" whom is pissed at him.  You add it up, because TheMovement sure as fuck can't.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Shroomslip] * 6
    #23404810 - 07/02/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Well I'm glad he did, I've always wanted to meet someone who did sex


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: California] * 1
    #23404811 - 07/02/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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California said:
Add it up, because TheMovement sure as fuck can't.



Hey now, he can add it up.


Oh wait, I'm mixing words. I think I meant get it up. He can get it up. Addition is still difficult.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Eminence] * 4
    #23404828 - 07/02/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Maybe you should ask him for his tek. He seems to be a real ladies man. He's always getting the sex and stuff. Maybe he can make you as cool as him?


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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OfflineTheMovement
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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23404863 - 07/02/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

hahahaha fuck all of you.  I did something dumb and this is how you help me through it?!

I thought it would be ok because she said open as fuck,  but apparently friends are off limits.  Lets see if I can salvage this one.  She's the best thing to happen to me in a while.


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Re: Tip from a dumbass [Re: TheMovement] * 5
    #23404868 - 07/02/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

See if you can squeeze out a threesome before she dumps your ass


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