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goop


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How to open cemetery crypts?
#23404514 - 07/02/16 04:20 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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There's a huge epic cemetery with magnificent crypts in it and I want to unock one and hot box it. They're awesome, all marble and stained glass inside. ANY one ever do this?
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Prisoner#1
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Re: How to open cemetery crypts? [Re: goop]
#23404518 - 07/02/16 04:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
goop said: There's a huge epic cemetery with magnificent crypts in it and I want to unock one and hot box it. They're awesome, all marble and stained glass inside. ANY one ever do this?
use the key?
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nooneman


Registered: 04/24/09
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Loc: Utah
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Re: How to open cemetery crypts? [Re: goop] 2
#23404519 - 07/02/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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As disrespectful as it is, I have to admit it would be an interesting place to trip. But it is disrespectful, I would never do something like that and I don't think you should either.
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goop


Registered: 07/10/08
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Re: How to open cemetery crypts? [Re: nooneman]
#23404521 - 07/02/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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They're dead, who cares
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goop


Registered: 07/10/08
Posts: 595
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Re: How to open cemetery crypts? [Re: goop]
#23404524 - 07/02/16 04:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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They have key holes, I stuck a random key in one and it turned but did not open.
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nooneman


Registered: 04/24/09
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Loc: Utah
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Re: How to open cemetery crypts? [Re: goop] 3
#23404525 - 07/02/16 04:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Their families, the owners and maintainers of the crypt who don't want it being broken into, other people visiting relatives at the graveyard who don't want to be bothered by some kid getting high in a crypt.
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides


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Re: How to open cemetery crypts? [Re: goop] 6
#23404526 - 07/02/16 04:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Have you no respect for the dead? Wanting to break into a mausoleum just so smoke pot is beyond stupid.
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Big Worm
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Re: How to open cemetery crypts? [Re: Le_Canard]
#23404531 - 07/02/16 04:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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If OP didn't register in 08, i'd think he was underage.
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goop


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Re: How to open cemetery crypts? [Re: Big Worm]
#23404537 - 07/02/16 04:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Haha I was underage when I registered this account
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Prisoner#1
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Re: How to open cemetery crypts? [Re: goop] 3
#23404545 - 07/02/16 04:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
goop said: They have key holes, I stuck a random key in one and it turned but did not open.
you have to use a crypt key
to find the crypt key you have to roll a D8 and a D10
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California
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Re: How to open cemetery crypts? [Re: Prisoner#1] 2
#23404550 - 07/02/16 04:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Or ask the Crypt Keeper for it.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: How to open cemetery crypts? [Re: California] 2
#23404558 - 07/02/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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California said: Or ask the Crypt Keeper for it.

you know that MF smokes, dude has already smogged his shit up
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides


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Re: How to open cemetery crypts? [Re: Prisoner#1] 1
#23404611 - 07/02/16 05:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
California said: Or ask the Crypt Keeper for it.

you know that MF smokes, dude has already smogged his shit up
You know he does. You can tell by his horrible complexion.
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nooneman


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Re: How to open cemetery crypts? [Re: Le_Canard] 1
#23404616 - 07/02/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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He has a problem controlling his meth use.
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Dr.Wongburger
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Re: How to open cemetery crypts? [Re: nooneman]
#23404619 - 07/02/16 05:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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It sounds nasty to me. dead bodies.. I guess their all ready bones by now.. but yea.. nah man not for me anyways.. seem's way to negative- to many experiences get brought up involving dead people and other negative associations.. for me anyways.. if you were to go visit ancient tombs or some one who's dead from 1000 year's ago most people would not call it disrespectful.. but still that's just hypocrisy and lack of respect for the dead right?
ramble ramble...
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shadyy
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Re: How to open cemetery crypts? [Re: goop]
#23405280 - 07/02/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Tell us what your real plan is...
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ga ga ga eets eets how you gone be mad on vacation? MONICA COULDN'T TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13
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abltsandwich
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Re: How to open cemetery crypts? [Re: goop]
#23405547 - 07/02/16 10:43 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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You never know, it may be an unoccupied crypt some rich fuck bought themselves before they die. It happens.
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ChameleonTruffle
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Re: How to open cemetery crypts? [Re: abltsandwich]
#23405605 - 07/02/16 11:04 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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OP just smoke outside the crypt. Or lay down right on top of where a casket should be and pretend you're dead. Trippy af.
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PassiveMenis
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Some Catholic Churches keep their doors unlocked.
I smoked a blunt in a church once.
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Quote:
Dr.Wongburger said: It sounds nasty to me. dead bodies.. I guess their all ready bones by now.. but yea.. nah man not for me anyways.. seem's way to negative- to many experiences get brought up involving dead people and other negative associations.. for me anyways.. if you were to go visit ancient tombs or some one who's dead from 1000 year's ago most people would not call it disrespectful.. but still that's just hypocrisy and lack of respect for the dead right?
ramble ramble...
Does the inevitable terrify you?
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