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OfflineHrethic
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I want a slut
    #23399494 - 06/30/16 11:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Nothing nasty, but i want someone who wants a lot of sex. I know you girls are out there, i'm not bad looking, and i have a not bad piece.. and just like how i don't know how to find a good one of you, i want to find the slutty version to at least have a lot of sex with.

And here we... go..!


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Re: I want a slut [Re: Hrethic] * 2
    #23399499 - 06/30/16 11:36 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I would take a cave troll over a slut.
At least you have back up in case the shits about to go down.


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Re: I want a slut [Re: Konyap] * 3
    #23399505 - 06/30/16 11:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

One of the friends of the family dates this buttass ugly thing. When I asked him why he did he looked me straight in the eye and said it was because he wouldnt have to worry about her running away. That was poetically hilarious.


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OfflineHrethic
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Re: I want a slut [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #23399569 - 07/01/16 12:06 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Nah nah, you confuse my meaning. That standard hasn't gone down. If i can't look her in the eye and at least have the inkling of a boner, than i don't want her, but really, and maybe sadly, all my other inklings have fallen to the way side. At very first, my standards were for the perfect girl. Then after finding one and having her be the craziest fucked up bitch that i could imagine, they dropped. And dropped and dropped. Far too long a time has passed, and you know what? I want some sex. And i know other people, other girls out there, want it to. It's impossible that that is not true.

I'm a good looking guy too, no scruff to muffled off, and if someone of a higher caliber comes along sure, i'll take her at a moment's notice. But right this very minute i'm unattached, and down to get messy. How do i accomplish this? I'm so serious and uncaring of my previous self's motivation that it kinda hurts. Kinda, but not like the urge to fuck every fucking girl i see at my work, which is A  LOT. I'm sick of it, utterly and completely, and i need, not want, need some serious physical contact or i'm gonna loose my fucking mind.


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Re: I want a slut [Re: Hrethic] * 3
    #23399623 - 07/01/16 12:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Dude the reality is you will be forced to get a slut/nympho with that attitude. I have a relationship and a chick that loves sex as much as I do. And not to brag but I met her in an advanced psychology seminar on campus that I wasn't supposed to go to.  This chick has the whole package and I think any guy that is decently good looking and more importantly willing to treat a woman right. Care about her genuinely,surprise her with gestures from their past they told you about once to bring back memories and show you listen and care about what's important to her. Then you start getting ALOT of sex .


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Re: I want a slut [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23399637 - 07/01/16 12:43 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Ya I don't think you need to date a ho to get lots of sex OP
that's my two cents anyway


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Re: I want a slut [Re: Hrethic]
    #23399645 - 07/01/16 12:49 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Just go to a bar where people on holiday visit and in the right ones you will find unlimited women looking for sex.

This is pretty much my main method if looking for a one night stand.  Usually I can just go and stand at the bar and talk to a few women and a few hours later one will be in my be >:]


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Re: I want a slut [Re: nice1returns]
    #23399666 - 07/01/16 12:59 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

nice1returns said:
Just go to a bar where people on holiday visit and in the right ones you will find unlimited women looking for sex.

This is pretty much my main method if looking for a one night stand.  Usually I can just go and stand at the bar and talk to a few women and a few hours later one will be in my be >:]




so he should go on holiday...


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Re: I want a slut [Re: Hrethic]
    #23399669 - 07/01/16 01:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Remember, there is a difference between a slut and a whore. Not to cause confusion tho, they can be both.

:grin:


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OfflineSeriously_trippin
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Re: I want a slut [Re: Ezuma]
    #23399681 - 07/01/16 01:07 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Ezuma said:
Ya I don't think you need to date a ho to get lots of sex OP
that's my two cents anyway



Hell no you don't. In fact you really don't even need to know their name. Personally I think it's missing a huge part of the experience and don't understand it really. But have fun yo. Obviously to each his/her own. I'm talking about classy chicks, you most certainly do need to date classy chicks at least a bit for sex.


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Re: I want a slut [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23399691 - 07/01/16 01:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

ya exactly


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Re: I want a slut [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #23399746 - 07/01/16 01:49 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Dr.Wongburger said:
Remember, there is a difference between a slut and a whore. Not to cause confusion tho, they can be both.

:grin:




The difference is that whores get paid for their service, sluts just do it for fun


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Re: I want a slut [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #23399869 - 07/01/16 03:10 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

slut is a derogatory term for a female


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Re: I want a slut [Re: Konyap] * 4
    #23399976 - 07/01/16 05:09 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

It's only derogatory if they take offense to it

Some girls love being sluts and will gladly refer to themselves as one


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Re: I want a slut [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 1
    #23400422 - 07/01/16 08:59 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

One of the friends of the family dates this buttass ugly thing. When I asked him why he did he looked me straight in the eye and said it was because he wouldnt have to worry about her running away. That was poetically hilarious.




Thats horrid. You guys are so superficial, and not to mention your friend has a huge inferiority complex. What a line of thinking "only the despair of medieval ugliness can keep a girl by my side."

I got an eye on a guy and hes got an eye on me. He's an athlete and I'm obese. To be precise, he almost made it to the olympics and only shortly ago I had as much lbs as there were days in the year.

I hear you thinking: You're out of his league. well yes, but he can use some of that sprinter spirit to gimme his utmost best to meet in the middle. The middle is right by my side cause I ain't gonna walk.

See what I'm saying? Self esteem. Its worth its weight in gold.


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Re: I want a slut [Re: Hrethic]
    #23400429 - 07/01/16 09:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Go to a titty bar and bring an eight ball of coke....problem solved (for the moment)


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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: I want a slut [Re: Hrethic] * 1
    #23400440 - 07/01/16 09:05 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Wrap it up dude. Even the hottest sluts can have something you don't want to catch.


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Re: I want a slut [Re: Hrethic]
    #23400442 - 07/01/16 09:06 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Hrethic said:
Nothing nasty, but i want someone who wants a lot of sex. I know you girls are out there, i'm not bad looking, and i have a not bad piece.. and just like how i don't know how to find a good one of you, i want to find the slutty version to at least have a lot of sex with.

And here we... go..!




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Invisiblenice1returns
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Re: I want a slut [Re: Asante]
    #23400698 - 07/01/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
You guys are so superficial,




Sexual attraction by its nature is fairly superficial.  :shrug:

Usually I look at a potential mate first before considering them.

If I don't like their look in fact I wouldn't consider mating at all.

My perception of a person changes fast by their personality although initial attraction is purely physical for me. 

A attractive person can fast become unattractive however if they say something bad and vica versa, then a physically unattractive person can become attractive from their personality, so (for me) it changes as it progresses.


Edited by nice1returns (07/01/16 10:45 AM)


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Re: I want a slut [Re: nice1returns]
    #23400719 - 07/01/16 10:45 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Craigslist my friend :wink:

I would tap alot of things as long as it's not smelly (that shit's the worst)


Edited by Nolan92 (07/01/16 10:46 AM)


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