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Shroomslip
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Help bring this man to justice! 1
#23398466 - 06/30/16 06:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Have you seen this man? Call Crime Stoppers immediately.
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NEW YORK -- Investigators say video shows a man sneaking up behind a woman in New York City, grabbing her, and shoving a bag of feces down her pants, reports CBS New York.
The man has now been linked to a second similar attack, the station reports.
The footage was captured by surveillance video Monday evening in Manhattan's Upper East Side neighborhood. The 27-year-old woman told police she does not know the man.
The woman was talking on her cell phone before the incident and said she didn't notice the suspect approach. After the attack, he can be seen pulling off rubber gloves and throwing them aside as he leaves the scene.
It's unknown if the suspect said anything during the incident. Police sources tell CBS New York that the suspect is believed to be emotionally disturbed and may have targeted the woman at random.
Police say the same suspect is believed to have thrown excrement at another person in the area on Monday evening.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/new-york-police-search-for-man-who-shoved-feces-down-womans-shorts/
It's horrible but anyways.
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Niffla



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Re: Help bring this man to justice! [Re: Shroomslip] 3
#23398483 - 06/30/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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There was a dude a couple of years ago in Michigan who was going to playgrounds and pooping on the slides.
They even put up billboards in an effort to catch the notorious serial pooper.
http://gawker.com/serial-playground-pooper-remains-on-the-loose-in-ypsila-1564736457
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Re: Help bring this man to justice! [Re: Niffla]
#23398489 - 06/30/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said: serial pooper.
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Cowb0yNeal00


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Re: Help bring this man to justice! [Re: Niffla] 1
#23398490 - 06/30/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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ak47myth
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Re: Help bring this man to justice! [Re: Adolin]
#23398497 - 06/30/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hahaha. The playground slide pooper sounds hilarious.
Why would they make billboards over that haha.
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koods
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Re: Help bring this man to justice! [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] 7
#23398499 - 06/30/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Finally someone who gives a shit, and they want to arrest him.
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Re: Help bring this man to justice! [Re: koods]
#23398504 - 06/30/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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koods… :/
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: Help bring this man to justice! [Re: ak47myth] 1
#23398507 - 06/30/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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lets just hope the pooper didnt eat corn or else its going to be a bumpy ride for those little kids using those slides..
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Re: Help bring this man to justice! [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#23398512 - 06/30/16 06:30 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Cowb0yNeal00 said: koods… :/
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Niffla



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Re: Help bring this man to justice! [Re: Kush_Zombie] 3
#23398536 - 06/30/16 06:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I especially enjoyed this blurb in the playground pooper article:
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Lange said police were "closing in" on a person of interest in the case.
A person of interest. Imagine if you were deemed "a person of interest" because you had a thing for secretly pooping on playground kiddie slides.
Talk about a wrong turn in life.
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5150
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Re: Help bring this man to justice! [Re: Niffla]
#23399295 - 06/30/16 10:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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There was that black dude who would strike azn girls with a hammer in shopping bag,he offed himself by crushing himself with an elevator,like a year ago in ny
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: Help bring this man to justice! [Re: Niffla]
#23399303 - 06/30/16 10:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Niffla said: I especially enjoyed this blurb in the playground pooper article:
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Lange said police were "closing in" on a person of interest in the case.
A person of interest. Imagine if you were deemed "a person of interest" because you had a thing for secretly pooping on playground kiddie slides.
Talk about a wrong turn in life.
what would they even charge him with? I can almost see them passing legislation to illegalize slide shitting to nail him with something.
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Lucis
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Re: Help bring this man to justice! [Re: Niffla]
#23399317 - 06/30/16 10:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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5150 said: There was that black dude who would strike azn girls with a hammer in shopping bag,he offed himself by crushing himself with an elevator,like a year ago in ny
OK wow, so out of all options one has to kill themselves, and this guy chooses being crushed to death by an elevator!
Some peoples kids man.
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Niffla said:
A person of interest. Imagine if you were deemed "a person of interest" because you had a thing for secretly pooping on playground kiddie slides.
Talk about a wrong turn in life.
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Re: Help bring this man to justice! [Re: Lucis]
#23399358 - 06/30/16 10:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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What if he ate peanuts and little billy who is allergic to peanuts is the first to go down the slide?
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Le_Canard
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Re: Help bring this man to justice! [Re: Shroomslip]
#23399360 - 06/30/16 10:44 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Doesn't beat the guy they caught fucking picnic tables.
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passifloracaerulea



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Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said:
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Niffla said: I especially enjoyed this blurb in the playground pooper article:
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Lange said police were "closing in" on a person of interest in the case.
A person of interest. Imagine if you were deemed "a person of interest" because you had a thing for secretly pooping on playground kiddie slides.
Talk about a wrong turn in life.
what would they even charge him with? I can almost see them passing legislation to illegalize slide shitting to nail him with something.
Lewd behavior, disorderly conduct, defecating in public, criminal mischief just to name a few.
Edited by passifloracaerulea (06/30/16 10:49 PM)
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trekie
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Re: Help bring this man to justice! [Re: Niffla]
#23399377 - 06/30/16 10:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh Ypsilanti. It's the shitier version of Ann Arbor. I even lived in that shit hole. Bet it's some eastern Michigan student.
Man that city is fucked up
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Re: Help bring this man to justice! [Re: trekie] 3
#23399385 - 06/30/16 10:56 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah.. I was a victim of this man in 2nd grade... He was the one who put the shit in my pants on the playground during recess.. Yes, it was him
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Re: Help bring this man to justice! [Re: shLong]
#23399561 - 07/01/16 12:03 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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5150
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Yes this black dude was always trying to get with azn chicks ,he had some success but was nuts,had him on camera using his hammer in plastic bag,he would break in to apt complex and sleep in the bowels of the high rise
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