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Shroomopotamus
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Penis 2
#23398274 - 06/30/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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What's the best word for penis?
Schlong? Dong? Ding Dong? Ding-a-ling? Weiner?
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plasma
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Pee-pee
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OhMrJohnson
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Re: Penis [Re: plasma]
#23398283 - 06/30/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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PatrickKn



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Dingus.
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Acaterpillar
A little mad...



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Always been a fan of Phallus
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plasma
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It really depends on the context.
If you're telling a girl to give you brain, usually "suck my weewee" won't do the job
You have to say it like "suck my fucking cock, betch"
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larry.fisherman
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When I was a little bitty boy My grandmother bought me a cute little toy Silver bells hangin' on a string She told me it was my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling I want to play with my ding a ling My ding a ling, my ding a ling I want to play with my ding a ling
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pirate-blues



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Re: Penis [Re: plasma] 3
#23398299 - 06/30/16 05:25 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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johnson
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Jokeshopbeard
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Dick or Cock. Only those are acceptable in a sexual situation IMO.
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Magic flesh-wand.
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PatrickKn



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If it was a professional wrestling penis...
The Penetrator.
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Quote:
pirate-blues said: johnson

I almost remember what movie this is from, but the memories too fuzzy to bring into focus. Strange feeling.
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By god, if I had a penis, that is precisely what I would nick name it.Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said:
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pirate-blues said: johnson

I almost remember what movie this is from, but the memories too fuzzy to bring into focus. Strange feeling.
mmkay, I'm gonna need you to immediately go and re-watch The Big Lebowski right now.
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Thats what its from!! Fucking Nihilist's
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Kush_Zombie
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I've watched that movie about five times this month. I was about to call a motha fucka out
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said: Dick or Cock. Only those are acceptable in a sexual situation IMO.
cock is best though. "put my cock in your mouth"
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"ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long"
One of the things that my ex boyfriend said attracted him to me was that I used the word "schlong" when pointing out that his penis was showing through his wet boxers after a random swim one of the first times we hung out LoL
What do you guys think is sexiest when a woman is referring to your penis?
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"Yeah baby let me massage that love-stick with my mouth for ya"
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cock makes the most since, cock = rooster = morning wood.
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weiner
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Acaterpillar
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I always thought it was cause the frenulum kinda (doesn't) resemble the wattles, or something along those lines
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Quote:
Acaterpillar said: I always thought it was cause the frenulum kinda (doesn't) resemble the wattles, or something along those lines 
had to look that up, interesting. i always put it together as a rooster is the first thing going on in the morning on the farm besides people milking cows.
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DINK.
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duel income no kids? that used to be a gay term
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Acaterpillar said: Always been a fan of Phallus
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koods
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TheMovement said: cock is best though.
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Re: Penis [Re: koods]
#23398669 - 06/30/16 07:13 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I didn't understand it with the first one.. but now I see, its the shrooms.
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Shroomopotamus
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this thread is so gay
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Quote:
plasma said: It really depends on the context.
If you're telling a girl to give you brain, usually "suck my weewee" won't do the job
You have to say it like "suck my fucking cock, betch"
Quote:
TheMovement said:
Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said: Dick or Cock. Only those are acceptable in a sexual situation IMO.
cock is best though. "put my cock in your mouth"
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Patlal
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Gag stick Tube steak Quiver bone
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Re: Penis [Re: Patlal] 1
#23401575 - 07/01/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: Gag stick Tube steak Quiver bone
pork sword baloney pony barack obama
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passifloracaerulea



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Harley...
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Bigfeely123
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peepee weewee weenie wormie
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plasma
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Re: Penis [Re: plasma]
#23401641 - 07/01/16 04:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
plasma said: Pee-pee
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im glad someone agrees
Edited by plasma (07/01/16 04:27 PM)
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aj123
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Re: Penis [Re: aj123]
#23401667 - 07/01/16 04:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I like the industrial sound that "dick" has to it. In comparison "cock" sounds somewhat unsufficient.
What sounds more masculine, a half-cocked dick or a a perky cock?
"My cock is fully erect." "That's some serious dick and it isn't even hard yet."
See what I'm saying?
In a vote between Cock and Dick experts agree...
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plasma
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Re: Penis [Re: Asante]
#23401773 - 07/01/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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"Penile instrument"
May I insert my penile instrument into your vaginal insert dock
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Re: Penis [Re: plasma] 1
#23402242 - 07/01/16 08:06 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, I just say PENOR the vast, destroyer of vagina, god of all dongs, thou layest low thy enemies, thou smiter of poontang, I call upon your powers to vanquish this vagina which is before thee, usually incorporating some type of magical ruin in there, possibly some virgin blood if I can procure some from some slag on craigslist, really spices of the evening.
I have a classy pickup line, works like a charm 60% of the time, goes something like this "excuse me ma'am, may I insert my penis into your vagina" or maybe if I am feeling a bit more sci-fi, "excuse me ma'am, may our reproductive areas dock in order to share genetic information"
I feel off topic for some reason, I am going to go bite my finger nails anxiously now, bye.
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Re: Penis [Re: Lucis]
#23402248 - 07/01/16 08:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Fennario said: or maybe if I am feeling a bit more sci-fi, "excuse me ma'am, may our reproductive areas dock in order to share genetic information"
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shLong



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Quote:
Kush_Zombie said: shLong
I know him
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Kush_Zombie
smug piece of shit



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Re: Penis [Re: shLong]
#23405088 - 07/02/16 07:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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